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Old 10-06-2012, 17:14   #541
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The Big Bang Theory and the Infield Fly Rule are one in the same.
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Old 10-06-2012, 18:03   #542
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The disputed play in the Cardinals ( ) and Braves ( ) was not as it appeared to the fans, the TV audience or the witless announcers.

When Simmons popped the ball up toward short and as Kozma and Holliday were closing in, a man in the year 2145, who was an antique firearm collector, fired his vintage Glock 20 at a dinosaur. At that exact instant, in 1951, Bobby Thompson smacked a Ralph Branca fastball deep into left field.

What folk in both ball games could not know is that the Bobby Thompson homerun ball was sucked into a space-time rupture caused by the Glock 20 fired in 2145 and the Simmons popup fell into a small singularity caused by the same shot heard around the space-time continuum.

Both Cardinal players momentarily lost sight of the vanished ball when gravity increased to 10e6 times normal. They reacted when the Bobby Thompson homerun ball appeared over their heads, but alas, to late to catch it. That is why the Thompson homerun ball has never been seen since that moment in 1951. It's in 2012.

The Simmons popup will appear in the final game of any World Series that the Chicago Cubs win - or never, whichever comes first.

The dinosaur escaped without injury.
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The Big Bang Theory and the Infield Fly Rule are one in the same.
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The disputed play in the Cardinals ( ) and Braves ( ) was not as it appeared to the fans, the TV audience or the witless announcers.

When Simmons popped the ball up toward short and as Kozma and Holliday were closing in, a man in the year 2145, who was an antique firearm collector, fired his vintage Glock 20 at a dinosaur. At that exact instant, in 1951, Bobby Thompson smacked a Ralph Branca fastball deep into left field. ...
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The disputed play in the Cardinals ( ) and Braves ( ) was not as it appeared to the fans, the TV audience or the witless announcers.

When Simmons popped the ball up toward short and as Kozma and Holliday were closing in, a man in the year 2145, who was an antique firearm collector, fired his vintage Glock 20 at a dinosaur. At that exact instant, in 1951, Bobby Thompson smacked a Ralph Branca fastball deep into left field.

What folk in both ball games could not know is that the Bobby Thompson homerun ball was sucked into a space-time rupture caused by the Glock 20 fired in 2145 and the Simmons popup fell into a small singularity caused by the same shot heard around the space-time continuum.

Both Cardinal players momentarily lost sight of the vanished ball when gravity increased to 10e6 times normal. They reacted when the Bobby Thompson homerun ball appeared over their heads, but alas, to late to catch it. That is why the Thompson homerun ball has never been seen since that moment in 1951. It's in 2012.

The Simmons popup will appear in the final game of any World Series that the Chicago Cubs win - or never, whichever comes first.

The dinosaur escaped without injury.
Whew....

Thanks for the laff Tous!
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The disputed play in the Cardinals ( ) and Braves ( ) was not as it appeared to the fans, the TV audience or the witless announcers.

When Simmons popped the ball up toward short and as Kozma and Holliday were closing in, a man in the year 2145, who was an antique firearm collector, fired his vintage Glock 20 at a dinosaur.

The dinosaur escaped without injury.
The enraged dinosaur, sobered by his close brush with 10mm death, undertook the assassination of Gaston Glock. Due to financial restrictions, he could not afford decent people for the attempt. The subsequent attempt to kill Gaston by hammer strikes on a parking garage was a total fiasco.
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The enraged dinosaur, sobered by his close brush with 10mm death, undertook the assassination of Gaston Glock. Due to financial restrictions, he could not afford decent people for the attempt. The subsequent attempt to kill Gaston by hammer strikes on a parking garage was a total fiasco.
However, the incident frightened the usually sober, unflappable Glock. Dodging hammer blows and fetid dinosaur breath, he promised the annoyed reptile that he would never manufacture a single stack pistol or a carbine.

The dinosaur agreed and subsequently, was cast as an extra in Jurrasic Park I through XXIV. The dinosaur lives a comfortable life in West Hollywood and has yet to marry Jennifer Aniston. It just seem as thoygh everyone else in California has.
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Make up a historical fact

Obama has been crowned king of America and the constitution was burned on the white house lawn as Michelle laughed and said "Now I am for real proud of America"

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Obama was the first black president. Truth is Abe Lincoln was first black president and that was why he was shot.

Also, JFK has a hidden sex tape with Marilyn Monroe lodged in the White House.

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However, the incident frightened the usually sober, unflappable Glock. Dodging hammer blows and fetid dinosaur breath, he promised the annoyed reptile that he would never manufacture a single stack pistol or a carbine.

The dinosaur agreed and subsequently, was cast as an extra in Jurrasic Park I through XXIV. The dinosaur lives a comfortable life in West Hollywood and has yet to marry Jennifer Aniston. It just seem as thoygh everyone else in California has.
There's a little known footnote to the Gaston/dinosaur rapprochement. The dinosaur's movie career is actually a cover story. The Dino gets a kickback of 35 cents on every American civilian Glock sale, payable weekly into his Cayman Island account. It adds up to significant moolah over the years.
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LBJ-All tne way.............! 2012.....!

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There's a little known footnote to the Gaston/dinosaur rapprochement. The dinosaur's movie career is actually a cover story. The Dino gets a kickback of 35 cents on every American civilian Glock sale, payable weekly into his Cayman Island account. It adds up to significant moolah over the years.
Dinosaurs don't have pockets, thus, they have no use for money and even if they did, they have no place to carry it.

So, there!

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I suppose of dead hippie socialists can vote in Chicago, dead socialist ex-Presidents can run for the office.

If his name was Pedro Johnson, he'd be able to vote for himself 26 times.
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Dinosaurs don't have pockets, thus, they have no use for money and even if they did, they have no place to carry it.

So, there!

Your observation, while accurate, is not applicable to this point of contention. Dinosaurs also lacked opposable thumbs, yet still managed to rule the earth for hundreds of millions of years. Perhaps this particular dinosaur simply chose to outsource his currency manipulations to a trustworthy kangaroo.
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Your observation, while accurate, is not applicable to this point of contention. Dinosaurs also lacked opposable thumbs, yet still managed to rule the earth for hundreds of millions of years. Perhaps this particular dinosaur simply chose to outsource his currency manipulations to a trustworthy kangaroo.
I must concur.
You have me, sir.

Except ........
Where does one locate a trustworthy kangaroo?
They are a nefarious breed, well-know for swiping everybody's stuff. One would as soon trust their money and valuables to the gub'mint as a larcenous Macropus rufus.
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I must concur.
You have me, sir.

Except ........
Where does one locate a trustworthy kangaroo?
They are a nefarious breed, well-know for swiping everybody's stuff. One would as soon trust their money and valuables to the gub'mint as a larcenous Macropus rufus.
Last I heard they were hiding in the 33rd Dimension...
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Tous , I've never seen so many words from you , Thee man of not so many words ?

And,.......if his name were Pedro.......make that 36 times .
And to whom-ever , Concur , I gave that up years ago ,
don't know how to spell agree , auhgrea , agreegh , whatever , do you ...?

Further more , your hypothesis of this PBJ vs LBJ is only speculation......! LBJ didint need to vote at all , got to like that perspective.......!

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Last I heard they were hiding in the 33rd Dimension...
That 'splains why Samuai rabbit is pimpin' them thievin' marsupials in our innocent dimension.

Off with their tails, I say!
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I must concur.
You have me, sir.

Except ........
Where does one locate a trustworthy kangaroo?
They are a nefarious breed, well-know for swiping everybody's stuff. One would as soon trust their money and valuables to the gub'mint as a larcenous Macropus rufus.
You underestimate the resources of those who regularly participate in this thread. ALL kangaroos worship Crocodile Dundee; his action convincing the blowhard city boys that a kangaroo was shooting out their spotlights will live forever in the pantheon of kangaroo legend, even leadimg them to something as unbelievable as being honest in financial transactions.

Crocodile Dundee is a member of our staff. We have the situation covered.
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lbj, otherwise jokingly known around Texas elections circles as "Landslide lyndon," and not so well publicly known as "Lying lyndon" behind the doors of the Texas State legislature, has a substantial crowd of people gathered at his graveside.

Known by locals as those "&*%#$@!& dope smoking apple beggars," the crowd formed at lbj's graveside are telling local reporters they were recently "gathered" in and around the Mt. Saint Helen's volcano area, but do the mj shortage near the mountain, they decided to leave, but with no where to go, they were all arrested for hanging out at an interstate rest area in Arizona. After being released in Arizona, and after begging some apples from a tourist that were wrapped in Texas newspaper clippings, one of the group read about rumblings coming from the lbj grave site, and they all decided to come to the cemetery, hang around, and see what all the commotion is about.

When asked why they were holding vigil, the spokesperson for the group, one Miss Dawn Fawn Megillicutti-Prescott-Johnson-Roget, stated in part, "Well, obviously there is plenty of mj around here, and hey, that's always a groovy thing right? Matter of fact, there is so much mj that we ran out of money buying apples to make those neat apple pipe, joint hitter bongs. Second, around here, people are really gracious about giving us apples we need when we ask for them. Third, wait, what was I talking about? Why was I saying third? Hey, you're kind of cute, you wanna take a bath with me and one of my friends?"

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