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Old 10-09-2012, 16:15   #551
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LBJ-All tne way.............! 2012.....!

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Old 10-09-2012, 19:42   #552
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There's a little known footnote to the Gaston/dinosaur rapprochement. The dinosaur's movie career is actually a cover story. The Dino gets a kickback of 35 cents on every American civilian Glock sale, payable weekly into his Cayman Island account. It adds up to significant moolah over the years.
Dinosaurs don't have pockets, thus, they have no use for money and even if they did, they have no place to carry it.

So, there!

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Old 10-09-2012, 19:44   #553
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LBJ-All tne way.............! 2012.....!
I suppose of dead hippie socialists can vote in Chicago, dead socialist ex-Presidents can run for the office.

If his name was Pedro Johnson, he'd be able to vote for himself 26 times.
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Old 10-09-2012, 19:57   #554
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Dinosaurs don't have pockets, thus, they have no use for money and even if they did, they have no place to carry it.

So, there!

Your observation, while accurate, is not applicable to this point of contention. Dinosaurs also lacked opposable thumbs, yet still managed to rule the earth for hundreds of millions of years. Perhaps this particular dinosaur simply chose to outsource his currency manipulations to a trustworthy kangaroo.
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Your observation, while accurate, is not applicable to this point of contention. Dinosaurs also lacked opposable thumbs, yet still managed to rule the earth for hundreds of millions of years. Perhaps this particular dinosaur simply chose to outsource his currency manipulations to a trustworthy kangaroo.
I must concur.
You have me, sir.

Except ........
Where does one locate a trustworthy kangaroo?
They are a nefarious breed, well-know for swiping everybody's stuff. One would as soon trust their money and valuables to the gub'mint as a larcenous Macropus rufus.
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Old 10-09-2012, 21:06   #556
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I must concur.
You have me, sir.

Except ........
Where does one locate a trustworthy kangaroo?
They are a nefarious breed, well-know for swiping everybody's stuff. One would as soon trust their money and valuables to the gub'mint as a larcenous Macropus rufus.
Last I heard they were hiding in the 33rd Dimension...
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Old 10-09-2012, 22:04   #557
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Tous , I've never seen so many words from you , Thee man of not so many words ?

And,.......if his name were Pedro.......make that 36 times .
And to whom-ever , Concur , I gave that up years ago ,
don't know how to spell agree , auhgrea , agreegh , whatever , do you ...?

Further more , your hypothesis of this PBJ vs LBJ is only speculation......! LBJ didint need to vote at all , got to like that perspective.......!

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Old 10-09-2012, 22:20   #558
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Last I heard they were hiding in the 33rd Dimension...
That 'splains why Samuai rabbit is pimpin' them thievin' marsupials in our innocent dimension.

Off with their tails, I say!
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I must concur.
You have me, sir.

Except ........
Where does one locate a trustworthy kangaroo?
They are a nefarious breed, well-know for swiping everybody's stuff. One would as soon trust their money and valuables to the gub'mint as a larcenous Macropus rufus.
You underestimate the resources of those who regularly participate in this thread. ALL kangaroos worship Crocodile Dundee; his action convincing the blowhard city boys that a kangaroo was shooting out their spotlights will live forever in the pantheon of kangaroo legend, even leadimg them to something as unbelievable as being honest in financial transactions.

Crocodile Dundee is a member of our staff. We have the situation covered.
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lbj, otherwise jokingly known around Texas elections circles as "Landslide lyndon," and not so well publicly known as "Lying lyndon" behind the doors of the Texas State legislature, has a substantial crowd of people gathered at his graveside.

Known by locals as those "&*%#$@!& dope smoking apple beggars," the crowd formed at lbj's graveside are telling local reporters they were recently "gathered" in and around the Mt. Saint Helen's volcano area, but do the mj shortage near the mountain, they decided to leave, but with no where to go, they were all arrested for hanging out at an interstate rest area in Arizona. After being released in Arizona, and after begging some apples from a tourist that were wrapped in Texas newspaper clippings, one of the group read about rumblings coming from the lbj grave site, and they all decided to come to the cemetery, hang around, and see what all the commotion is about.

When asked why they were holding vigil, the spokesperson for the group, one Miss Dawn Fawn Megillicutti-Prescott-Johnson-Roget, stated in part, "Well, obviously there is plenty of mj around here, and hey, that's always a groovy thing right? Matter of fact, there is so much mj that we ran out of money buying apples to make those neat apple pipe, joint hitter bongs. Second, around here, people are really gracious about giving us apples we need when we ask for them. Third, wait, what was I talking about? Why was I saying third? Hey, you're kind of cute, you wanna take a bath with me and one of my friends?"

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Marinated Marsupial Tails, served with a side of al dente cooked grits, will be tonight's featured item on Iron Chefs of the 33rd Dimension.

The chefs will have only a head of lettuce, a loaf of bread, and bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce as added ingredients.
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Glock and Kimber Lady, a GT'er and the only CEO in America's history that was able to successfully turn the entire State of Idaho into the country's largest Bed, Bath, and Beyond store, has today announced the possibility of layoffs if barry soetoro is reelected in the upcoming election.

When reached for comment, the current POTUS advised, "She didn't build that Bed bath and Beyond outlet! Matter of fact, somebody else built Idaho too!" The first lady, Mrs. Soetoro added, "I am for real real proud of my husband today!"
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Today the United States has announced that Apple has purchased the entire state of California for the estimated amount of what is about 1 iphone 8 per United States Citizen. This announcement follows last year's announcement of Microsoft purchasing Washington State.





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Today the United States has announced that Apple has purchased the entire state of California for the estimated amount of what is about 1 iphone 8 per United States Citizen. This announcement follows last year's announcement of Microsoft purchasing Washington State.

The state will be ran by the worlds first cyborg.....Steve Jobs. As we listen to the iTunes blaring out of his metallic butt and swipe his eyes from color to color Mr. Jobs has garaunteed a iPhone in every home and an iPad for every student.....at normal cost of course.



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Marinated Marsupial Tails, served with a side of al dente cooked grits, will be tonight's featured item on Iron Chefs of the 33rd Dimension.

The chefs will have only a head of lettuce, a loaf of bread, and bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce as added ingredients.
Perimeter security for the dinner will be provided by the Crack Suicide Squad Of The Judean People's Front. We are trying to avoid a reprise of the incident of the Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos shooting out the lighting.
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Perimeter security for the dinner will be provided by the Crack Suicide Squad Of The Judean People's Front. We are trying to avoid a reprise of the incident of the Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos shooting out the lighting.
Even though it categorically answered once and for all the important question of how many terrorist kangaroos it takes to screw in a light bulb during a formal dinner, the terrifying incident, back in the 00's (i.e., 2000's), of kangaroos recklessly shooting their AK-47s will not be repeated.
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Ah, yee gullible, yee.

Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos were not responsible for the shooting out the lighting incident. Those were ninja wombats, a team of specially-trained Diprotodontia from the 33rd dimension. Though wombats and kangaroos are indeed both marsupials and yes, the ninja wombats are masters of disguise, those alert and attentive during formal dinners that have the lighting shot out will immediately know that kangaroos are not responsible.

okie has been retained by the Crocodile Dundee-trained kangaroos as legal counsel.

Beware the ninja wombats, for they seek to deceive!
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:17   #569
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Little known fact... we had dinos at D-day.

There were several special units. It was all hush-hush stuff.




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That, sir, is a 33rd dimension ninja wombat cleverly disguised as a dinosaur.
Samurai Rabbit knows the truth because he dispatched said ninja wombats to that period of time. Rumor has it he did it to win a bet with Ming The Merciless.

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Ming the Merciless had a voracious sweet tooth. His homemade recipe for midnight snack are today more commonly known as M & M's. The red ones are especially sought after by those with impeccable taste buds.
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Hmm... Let me see... I got it!

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Ming the Merciless had a voracious sweet tooth. His homemade recipe for midnight snack are today more commonly known as M & M's. The red ones are especially sought after by those with impeccable taste buds.
A little known bit of trivia: he was Ming The Wimp for the early part of his reign. He then acquired a 10mm Glock, and his subjects gave him the better known title.
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It was announced today that the apparent rumblings around the grave of lbj were actually underground vibrations from the lost grave of Allan Quartermain in Africa.

When the head witch doctor in Africa who oversaw Quartermain's funeral was asked to comment he only shrugged and mumbled something about Kangaroos and dimensional shifts.
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