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Old 05-11-2012, 23:56   #26
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In 1776 the constitution was written by the founding fathers consisting of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Leonidas, John Wayne, and Jesus. It foretold the coming of a messiah and you shall name him Ronald Regan. They then proceeded to defeat the British army while playing heavy metal guitar solos riding atop giant flaming red white and blue eagles.
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Old 05-12-2012, 00:15   #27
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There were no such animals as lobsters until 2-3 years after the bikini atoll atomic tests. No mentions in history, recipes, NOTHING. The US government refuses to admit they are giant underwater radioactive cockroaches, and has created a lucrative market fr this now "delicacy".
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Old 05-12-2012, 00:21   #28
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Rosie O'Donnell realizes the errors of her ways and buys a bunch of 1911's and AR-15's and joins the NRA and donates 5 Million dollars to the NRA
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:47   #29
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:05   #31
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The Roth IRA was originally named the David Lee Roth IRA. His real last name is Rothschild, and is one of the wealthiest people in the world. He was also the original lead singer for Elvis.

Amazing man.....
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:14   #32
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The Roth IRA was originally named the David Lee Roth IRA. His real last name is Rothschild, and is one of the wealthiest people in the world. He was also the original lead singer for Elvis.

Amazing man.....
Yeah, and I hear Pink Floyd was named entertainer of the year. He's so awesome.
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:22   #33
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Re: OP. Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:27   #34
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I will NOT get out of bed in 3 minutes and spend my Saturday moving my pastor and his household across town to their new home, I love that man.

Wait....... I really do love him.
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Elizabeth Warren, helped Al Gore invent the internet, while she served as tribal president for the Cherokee Nation.
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:47   #36
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The Great Wall of China was the fist entry into the Guinness Book of World Records. It won the title "the worlds longest roller coaster".
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Obama.

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There were no such animals as lobsters until 2-3 years after the bikini atoll atomic tests. No mentions in history, recipes, NOTHING. The US government refuses to admit they are giant underwater radioactive cockroaches, and has created a lucrative market fr this now "delicacy".
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Obama has solved the world deficit and dropped the unemployment percentage in the U.S. to 1.2 Also Obama has made good on all promises and gas is now .75 a gallon and we have achieved world peace.
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We never landed on the moon and 9/11 was a govt cover up.
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George Armstrong Custer deserted his troops during the battle of Little Big Horn and migrated to Austria, where he changed his name to Gaston Glock.

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Old 05-12-2012, 12:39   #46
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The Transcontinental railroad was funded by the folks in the middle portion of the Country who were having a hard time getting a reliable supply of smoked oysters.
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:42   #47
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Old 05-12-2012, 13:08   #48
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The story of the demiseof the dinosaurs is a lie. The only testament to the massive die off of the Dinosaur, is the remaining Yorkies.

In prehistoric days, there were herds of Yorkshire terriers wandering the lands in massive numbers. The sheer quantity of Yorkies required a significant food source, andthe only animals available in the necessary numbers to sustain them, were the Dinosaurs.

The Yorkies would wander the land in herds so large they seemed to go from horizon to horizon. It is said that the yapping could be heard for many miles foretelling theirapproach. They would relentlessly hunt down the defenseless Dinosaurs, and devour them in short order, by swarming them analogous to the frenzied Piranha.

Eventually all the Dinosaurs were gone. The Yorkie herds eventually ran out of foodand they also died off leaving only the few direct descendants remaining today.

This is why there are no more Dinosaurs, only Yorkies. We are witness today to the survival of the fittest, the Yorkie.
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Eric is really Elvis.

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The story of the demiseof the dinosaurs is a lie. The only testament to the massive die off of the Dinosaur, is the remaining Yorkies.

In prehistoric days, there were herds of Yorkshire terriers wandering the lands in massive numbers. The sheer quantity of Yorkies required a significant food source, andthe only animals available in the necessary numbers to sustain them, were the Dinosaurs.

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Eventually all the Dinosaurs were gone. The Yorkie herds eventually ran out of foodand they also died off leaving only the few direct descendants remaining today.

This is why there are no more Dinosaurs, only Yorkies. We are witness today to the survival of the fittest, the Yorkie.
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