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***Angry Fist*** · 06-22-2012, 18:53

And they eat their young! See? Smoking weed through an apple is baaaaaad news.

tous · 06-22-2012, 19:00

Were it not for the ever-vigilant sheep, the lions could never be thwarted in their Machiavellian plan to render the hairy bipeds into a mass of stupid oafs that cannot properly pronounce Porsche.

Go, sheep, go.

JAS104 · 06-22-2012, 20:25

Ahahaha taking on another thread. Time to GTDS this mofo. And as for a historical fact.... I'll think of something.

-J

JAS104 · 06-22-2012, 20:28

The illuminati is actually staffed by John Wayne Ronald Reagan Clint Eastwood hickok45 tommy lee jones Harrison ford chuck Norris Bruce lee concretefuzzynuts dale Earnhardt angryfist Van Halen Nicko Lincoln browning gaston glock metallica Jas104, and a couple other dudes.

-J

samurairabbi · 06-22-2012, 20:34

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Originally Posted by JAS104

The illuminati is actually staffed by John Wayne Ronald Reagan Clint Eastwood hickok45 tommy lee jones Harrison ford chuck Norris Bruce lee concretefuzzynuts dale Earnhardt angryfist Van Halen Nicko Lincoln browning gaston glock metallica Jas104, and a couple other dudes.

... and they did their banking at AIG!

JAS104 · 06-22-2012, 20:38

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... and they did their banking at AIG!

Meer folklore sir... It was actually a fabled credit union. And they all owned stock in Enron.

-J

countrygun · 06-22-2012, 20:43

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Originally Posted by JAS104

The illuminati is actually staffed by John Wayne Ronald Reagan Clint Eastwood hickok45 tommy lee jones Harrison ford chuck Norris Bruce lee concretefuzzynuts dale Earnhardt angryfist Van Halen Nicko Lincoln browning gaston glock metallica Jas104, and a couple other dudes.

-J

i want to know more about this "Trilateral" commission. They are the ones behind all these 'Tri-tip" steaks I keep seeing at the meat market. Where the heck did that idea come from? 25 years ago I never saw anything called a "tri-tip" steak. It's gotta be some kind of a plot because I had never heard of anything like that coming off of a cow.

samurairabbi · 06-22-2012, 21:15

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i want to know more about this "Trilateral" commission. They are the ones behind all these 'Tri-tip" steaks I keep seeing at the meat market. Where the heck did that idea come from? 25 years ago I never saw anything called a "tri-tip" steak. It's gotta be some kind of a plot because I had never heard of anything like that coming off of a cow.

I offer you a warning: If I told you the full story about the Trilateral Commission machinations, I would then have to bore you to death.

countrygun · 06-22-2012, 21:20

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I offer you a warning: If I told you the full story about the Trilateral Commission machinations, I would then have to bore you to death.

"I could tell you...but then I'd have to bore you"

got it. Warning heeded.

JAS104 · 06-22-2012, 21:27

We shouldn't speak about the... "special" bovine.

-J

Big_Grumpy · 06-22-2012, 21:33

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Originally Posted by tous

Were it not for the ever-vigilant sheep, the lions could never be thwarted in their Machiavellian plan to render the hairy bipeds into a mass of stupid oafs that cannot properly pronounce Porsche.

Go, sheep, go.

Though their vigilance was noble and just, they couldn't penetrate the sphere of indifference enshrouding the common man.

"Porshhhhh", be their last, cursed, dying word as they, also entrenched in their ways, live to a ripe old age of no regret.

However, many a blasphemer did end up surviving the siege and the battle still wages.

Alas, to this day, there will be no gasp at the end of their last dying word.

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***Peace Warrior*** · 06-23-2012, 07:25

The D*mned Lions' first attempt at time travel, in which they utilized a Porshe instead of a DeLoean, ended in complete disaster with several of their number being permanently removed from existence. Initially all went well with the attempt, but when one of the lions improperly pronounced the word Porsche, anti-matter vortexes formed around the vehicle, which then caused a -1.21^3 jiggawatt rift that began to bend time itself.

In fact, were it not for the heroic efforts of both Paul53 and samurairabbi, the latter being a time traveling rabbit hailing from Japan whom has made a hobby of changing the future's past and flaming Frenchmen on the internet, the entire space-time continuum, as it shall be known to history's future, would have been so diametrically altered as to allow the common-rabble of the 32 dimension, or what some refer to as the inculte bourgeois 32nd, to peruse the realm of the much coveted and sought after 35th dimension.

Deeply saddened they were unable to retrieve the lost D*mned Lions from a non-existence, Paul53 and samurairabbi decided not to participate in any time travels today; however, they were overheard discussing a plan to continue their time traveling efforts beginning yesterday.

***Angry Fist*** · 06-23-2012, 08:32

Poorrrrsch... meh.

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tous · 06-23-2012, 10:52

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Originally Posted by Peace Warrior

The D*mned Lions' first attempt at time travel, in which they utilized a Porshe instead of a DeLoean, ended in complete disaster with several of their number being permanently removed from existence. Initially all went well with the attempt, but when one of the lions improperly pronounced the word Porsche, anti-matter vortexes formed around the vehicle, which then caused a -1.21^3 jiggawatt rift that began to bend time itself.

In fact, were it not for the heroic efforts of both Paul53 and samurairabbi, the latter being a time traveling rabbit hailing from Japan whom has made a hobby of changing the future's past and flaming Frenchmen on the internet, the entire space-time continuum, as it shall be known to history's future, would have been so diametrically altered as to allow the common-rabble of the 32 dimension, or what some refer to as the inculte bourgeois 32nd, to peruse the realm of the much coveted and sought after 35th dimension.

Deeply saddened they were unable to retrieve the lost D*mned Lions from a non-existence, Paul53 and samurairabbi decided not to participate in any time travels today; however, they were overheard discussing a plan to continue their time traveling efforts beginning yesterday.

This story has been making the rounds of the Trilateral Commission for over a century, but whenever they try to raise an alarum, folk get bored and fall asleep before they can finish.

Trilateral is an intentional misspelling perpetrated by a devious, time- and dimension-traveling rabbit. This odious denizen of the 35th dimension happened upon a small group of wombta counters in Australia in 1835. The sharp-eyed professionals noticed the odd rabbit just before it vanished. One queried his mate, "Did you see that? Where did that odd rabbit go? Medial, you think?" His companion, after a moment of ponderment, suggest, "He's not up the middle. Try lateral."

napp32 · 06-23-2012, 13:35

In a surprise move, the judge sentenced convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky to a lifetime of community service. Sandusky will serve the sentence as a counselor at Pennsylvania's newest boy scout camp which is located on the former campus of the now defunct Penn State University.

Rick C · 06-23-2012, 16:10

Everyone knows that wombat-counters drank a bit, even by Aussie standards.
Time and dimensional traveling rabbits (harveys) were merely albino-roos.
The rabbit-roos were devilish in their behavior with the multi-dimensional ability to hop about and produce from their pouches all manner of things that shocked the good folk of that time. “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my pouch” Bullwinkle.
Some say they were the predecessors of porpoises.

SC Tiger · 06-23-2012, 16:34

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In a surprise move, the judge sentenced convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky to a lifetime of community service. Sandusky will serve the sentence as a counselor at Pennsylvania's newest boy scout camp which is located on the former campus of the now defunct Penn State University.

However, before he could begin his sentence, he was beaten to death by Joe Paterno, who was not dead as many believed. Paterno jumped down from a tree outside the courthouse, where he had been living since he faked his death. Paterno beat his former assistant before doing other unspeakable things to him and finally stabbing him with a tooth of a Nittany Lion. Many saw the incident but did not step in because they couldn't be bothered.

When asked if he had taken revenge on the part of all the victims, Paterno replied "eh? What? What victims? I just never liked the guy."

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tous · 06-23-2012, 18:16

Disparaging Australian wombat counters is low, sir. Something that one would expect from a callous resident of the 35th dimension and not an Earther.

The myth that time- and dimension-traveling rabbits are, in fact, small albino time-hopping kangaroos and are often mistaken for such is a common misconception, but even an inebriated Australian wombat counter can easily discern one from the other. The brave, valiant wombat counters deserve better.

Methinks that mayhaps you are an agent of the nefarious 35th dimension samurai rabbit or innocent and inadvertently in league with the scoundrel.

NMG26 · 06-23-2012, 18:22

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samurairabbi · 06-23-2012, 18:31

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Methinks that mayhaps you are an agent of the nefarious 35th dimension samurai rabbit or innocent and inadvertently in league with the scoundrel.

Perhaps your mal-fitting chapeau has obstructed your peripheral vision enough to render you incapable of recognizing the subtle nuances of a truly classic conspiracy, rather than that "in league with the scoundrel" drivel you are currently spouting. Perhaps your entitlement-dependent heritage is rendering you incapable of effective evaluation of economic, fiscal, and conspiratorial aspects of major aspects of existence.

But enough of such disagreements about life, the universe, and everything. We have a classically enjoyable thread to maintain. Remember this useful policy: all posts needed yesterday must be submitted no later than noon tomorrow.

tous · 06-23-2012, 18:46

Mirth at the expense of the French is within the realm of the unsophisticated child and not the self-proclaimed master of time-and dimensional travel, scoundrel though he be. Such simple whimsy one would sooner expect from the Warrior of Peace.

Confess to your machinations and duping of the innocent Rick C and cease your Svengali ways lest you come to the attention of the Australian wombat counters that populate the TryLateral Commission. Should their sharp eyes and keen intellect fall upon you, it wiill surely end in woe.

This response is scheduled to appear three weeks hence or 270 seconds ago, depending on which time line you subscribe to.

Rick C · 06-23-2012, 19:07

Inebriated Aussie wombat counters are forever remembered on monuments in the local town squares (time loves a hero), while the true observers have, sadly, been relegated to the History Channel for sweeps week.

I am neither nefarious, innocent or in league with a scoundrel.
I am my own man, sir, and have acted accordingly.

I do like a nice hat, though.

samurairabbi · 06-23-2012, 19:07

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This response is scheduled to appear three weeks hence or 270 seconds ago, depending on which time line you subscribe to.

The Warrior of Peace is overrated. I, the Coordinator of Chaos, can kick his butt.

I handle payroll for the Wombat Counters. They would simply trylater ... al.

If your two response versions turn out to differ due to unspecified editing at some ethereal undefined time space, how will we actually know which is the controlling version?

tous · 06-23-2012, 19:23

I would a eagerly applaud a battle between the rascally inter-dimensional rabbit and the Warrior of Peace. However, if the Warrior of Peace decides to turn the other cheek I must cover my eyes. I seek not to observe a cheek of any ilk.

Pondering his strong protest, one must ask of the noble Rick C, just what the C stands for? Mayhaps he is unware that that symbol is the secret ensign of the 35th dimension.

As to when which version of my poor response shall appear and in what dimension it is present, I can only reply: yes, no, maybe.

When the bout between samurai rabbit and Warrior of Peace commences, the Australian Wombat Counters have offered to supply the Fosters.

Rick C · 06-23-2012, 19:59

Your cheeky issues are your own, sir.
The “C” stands for see. Although it may be a bit more holy than righteous, nonetheless it is the see.
May we all celebrate together with Shiner Bock and Fosters dimensionally.