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Old 06-07-2012, 14:49   #301
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Your conclusion is flawed. I actually changed the future's past. I am surprised your analysis failed to perceive this distinction.
Congratulations, you just caused the explosion of two more hippie heads.
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Old 06-07-2012, 14:54   #302
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From the time Peace Warrior joined GlockTalk, it was observed that he never once had to edit a single post. However, upon samurairabbi's arrival to the year 2012, after samurairabbi's decision to peruse the space-time continuum while changing the future's past, Peace Warrior was found to have to begin editing almost every single post he made thereafter on GT.
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Old 06-07-2012, 14:56   #303
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Railroad locomotives can run on apple cider vinegar instead of fuel oil while traveling West through Arizona below the 36 degree latitude.
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Old 06-07-2012, 15:50   #304
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Contrary to popular belief, as evidenced by a viral video seen throughout the known universe, samurairabbi is neither a samurai or a rabbi.

He is, revealed here for the first time, a time-traveling rabbit from the 32nd dimension.

Don't tell anyone.
I take the gravest possible exception to this demeaning insulting post!

I trace my roots to the thirty-FIFTH dimension! I object to being lumped in with the common-rabble 32nd dimension.

Go ahead, tell someone!
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Old 06-07-2012, 16:06   #305
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Attorney General Eric Holder was disappointed early in life when NASA washed him out of astronaut training due to a physical issue. This deflated predictions for his future made by many of his teachers who noted that "Eric's head is full of nothing but space".

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Old 06-07-2012, 16:08   #306
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Captured on a remote security camera, two suspects fleeing from an attempted armed robbery were able to successfully outrun the shots fired from their intended victim's .45.

Afterward, the victim was heard screaming, "These dang .45's! These dang, slow *ssed .45's! I'm gonna get me a 10mm!"
You didn't make that up! It happens all the time....
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Old 06-07-2012, 17:58   #307
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I take the gravest possible exception to this demeaning insulting post!

I trace my roots to the thirty-FIFTH dimension! I object to being lumped in with the common-rabble 32nd dimension.

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Dimensionist!
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Old 06-07-2012, 20:37   #308
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Dimensionist!
32ndophobe!
Oh yah? Well, let's bring it on, Cuz!

Tri-Dimensional Troglodyte!
Three-Dee Fascist lackey!






Your play.
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Old 06-07-2012, 20:49   #309
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Heinsenberger!
Obi Wan Canoli!
Feynman-Flatulator!
Dark Mattter sniffer!

The denizens of the 32nd dimension fart in a tesseract and hope it ends up in your general reality!

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Old 06-07-2012, 20:54   #310
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The denizens of the 32nd dimension fart in a tesseract and hope it ends up in your general reality!

Hmmmm ... Since it seems we both agree on the disagreeable attributes of the 32nd dimension pond scum, I fail to comprehend how this insult advances the level of dynamic tension contained in our exchanges.
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Old 06-07-2012, 21:20   #311
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Everyone knows that France modeled itself after the 35th dimension.
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Everyone knows that France modeled itself after the 35th dimension.
Thank you for restoring the conflict quotient with this insult.

Too-big chapeaus are the current fashion in the 32nd dimension.
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Old 06-07-2012, 21:33   #313
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Custer last words at Little Bighorn involved insulting Sioux women as Nappy-headed Navaho's.
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Construction and control of fire was, actually, first accomplished by felines. They would currently be in charge of a kinder, gentler world if a hairy long-limbed primate hadn't smacked the first one with a rock and stolen said flamage.

That's why cats, to this day, hate us. And crap on our pillows.
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Old 06-07-2012, 21:59   #315
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404.jpg is dark.

Meteor creator is a nice place to visit.


Something be screwy with the pictures. First it showed, then it didn't, then tried to repost the pic and it wouldn't, now it's showing again...



There's Al Gore's interwebs for ya.

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Old 06-08-2012, 00:49   #316
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It was formally announced today that GT member, the Huaco Kid, a current M.I.T. laureate, has received an application for next year's Nobel peace prize due to his tireless efforts and decade long mitigatory relief effort between the family Felidae and the family Primate.
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The white house announced today that it is suspending the funding of research into the Mt. Saint Helen's eruption that occurred on Sunday, May 18, 1980. The white house press secretary, when pressed for an explanation about the early withdrawal of funding advised, "Look, we have to be realistic here. The economy is not going the way we would like at this point and the President believes that this money could be better spent elsewhere."

When asked about the research's findings, the white press secretary added, "Well, we've come a long way and are much further along than we were when we started this study some thirty-two years ago, which back then we knew practically nothing about the causation for this event; however, at this point in time, we have finally been able to narrow down the precipitant causes of the earthquake and eruption at Mt. Saint Helen's to one of only two possibilities. We now know it was caused by either a large group of hippie socialists' heads exploding after failing to sway public opinion on gun ownership, or, it was simply the horribly bad decision of a hunter seeking to procure small game with much larger caliber weapon than necessary. Specifically, a 10mm."
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Construction and control of fire was, actually, first accomplished by felines. They would currently be in charge of a kinder, gentler world if a hairy long-limbed primate hadn't smacked the first one with a rock and stolen said flamage.

That's why cats, to this day, hate us. And crap on our pillows.
If the dominant life form on earth had evolved from canine lineage rather the homo sapiens lineage, then today, instead of greeting each other by shaking hands, we would instead sniff butts!
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:46   #319
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The grand daddy long legs' venom is only deadly to humans that are true vegans.
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The classic limerick beginning phrase, "There once was a man from Nantucket ..." is a fable. There is no Nantucket and if there were a Nantucket, there is no man there.

The origin of this phrase has been reliably traced to a gathering for cats sitting around a campfire pondering how to bedivil the human race and keep the hairy bipeds from discovering both fire and Nantucket.
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The classic limerick beginning phrase, "There once was a man from Nantucket ..." is a fable. There is no Nantucket and if there were a Nantucket, there is no man there.

The origin of this phrase has been reliably traced to a gathering for cats sitting around a campfire pondering how to bedivil the human race and keep the hairy bipeds from discovering both fire and Nantucket.
The woman from Madras, the man from Kent, and the woman from Norway were lines that were rejected by the feline gathering, who believed these lines to be insufficiently distracting to humanoid bipeds to accomplish their nefarious purposes.
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Old 06-22-2012, 17:34   #322
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Not far from Winslow Arizona, someone had a 10mm kaboom while shooting in the desert. This was the result.


The Okie Corral
Wow, look at that. It landed right on that road.
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Old 06-22-2012, 17:44   #323
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Pluto has not been demoted from a planet to a planetoid. It is a cleverly-disguised plot by the felines to distract the hairy biped's attention from a celestial body made entirely of Legos.

Clyde Tombaugh never existed. His history is a fiction concocted by several African lions.
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Old 06-22-2012, 18:32   #324
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Old 06-22-2012, 18:40   #325
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Most of the trials and trevails of the hairy bipeds can be traced to the puckish machinations of the damned lions. The propoganda film Born Free and the subsequent public relations campaign by Panthera felidae are the origin of hippie socialists.

They are not only clever and devious, they smell bad as well.
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