[JAS104]

Originally Posted by Peace Warrior

barry soetoro, dictator for life of America, by way of his most recent political stances, has finally proven to the world that he is not a socialist. Upon conclusion of "his" press conference today, in which the country was simply shown a close up of the teleprompter's text by all the major networks, the dictator for life, if actually reading the teleprompter, would have said, "In the next two years I will close down the federal reserve and bring us back to a paper currency that is based on America's holding of precious metals."

Enraged, bill maher immediately called the bank and cancelled his last contribution check of $1,000,000.

Lmfao .

[Angry Fist]

Originally Posted by UtahIrishman

There's oil on the moon and plenty of it. Neil Armstrong's initial steps were on solid ground but in those dark shadows were tar-pits. He and Buzz Aldrin inspected them off camera and brought back samples, including the bones of a saber-tooth tiger.

Tar-pits mean oil. On the second lunar landing further exploration was done and geo-physical tests were run. They told everyone that they were researching the presence of earthquakes on the moon...not true. They were looking for salt domes that hide vast quantities of oil. And they found those salt domes...all over the place.

This is the real reason the Space Shuttles were taken out of commission servicing the Space Station. They have been retrofitted as tankers and will soon be supplying the Navy, Army and Air Force with light sweet crude from the moon.

Then they will be expanding to the commercial market, just like the Space Station and then we can all laugh at the high prices of oil knowing that we have a lock on moon oil.

North Korea has always had a plentiful and abundant food supply.

[Brian Lee]

The tooth brush was invented in Alabama.

We know this because:
If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

[countrygun]

For decades the Peoples Republic of China has been a threat to the nation of Taiwan but the causes of this have been misunderstood. this actually stems from former leader, Chairman Mao's frustration over the fact that by the time a ship came back from across the Strait of Taiwan, his take-out order was cold.

[Peace Warrior]

Captured on a remote security camera, two suspects fleeing from an attempted armed robbery were able to successfully outrun the shots fired from their intended victim's .45.

Afterward, the victim was heard screaming, "These dang .45's! These dang, slow *ssed .45's! I'm gonna get me a 10mm!"

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by Peace Warrior

Captured on a remote security camera, two suspects fleeing from an attempted armed robbery were able to successfully outrun the shots fired from their intended victim's .45.

Afterward, the victim was heard screaming, "These dang .45's! These dang, slow *ssed .45's! I'm gonna get me a 10mm!"

In a related incident, a nurse-practitioner at a local Walgreen's immediate care facility was treating someone for what seemed to be a flea-bite. Something picqued her curiosity, she referred the patient for an x-ray, and found the patient had been shot with a 9mm. Thanks to her alert suspicions, the patient fully recovered.

[tous]

Contrary to popular belief, that was not the planet Venus passing between the Sun and the Earth. That fiction was concocted by the hippie socialist news media to obscure the truth.

In the early 1980s, Jeff Cooper cooperated with cartidge manufacturer Norma and a small pistol manufacturer to create a prototype of a 10mm cartridge and a pistol that could survive firing it.

On September 23, 1984, the first 10mm cartridge with a 200 grain bullet was test fired in the very first Bren Ten. The kaboom was so intense that the East Coast of the United States slipped backwards 10.3 seconds in time. They have been behind the times ever since. Though aimed at an NRA B-27 target 200 miles away, the bullet never hit the paper and until now, no one was certain what became of it.

That 200 grain bullet is what one sees every 100 years or so transiting the Sun.

Colonel Cooper was forced to download the 10mm cartridge significantly to keep the bullets out of orbit around the Sun.

[RWBlue]

I was on the grassy knoll with a Remington M700 BDL in 222Rem with a standard barrel. Most would consider it a light barrel by today's standards. I took the first shot. It was a hand loaded 50gr FMJ bullet. There was a second shooter on the other side of the plaza.

Oswald was just a patsy. He would do anything for a moment of fame. There are days when I feel guilty about not telling him the plan for the day. Oswald did attempt to kill Retired General Walker and would have attempted to kill another major figure if we hadn't set him up. So I guess it is for the best that we set him up.

Jack Ruby was an unplanned wild card. It should have never gone down like that.

[NH Trucker]

Not far from Winslow Arizona, someone had a 10mm kaboom while shooting in the desert. This was the result.

[RWBlue]

Originally Posted by NH Trucker

Not far from Winslow Arizona, someone had a 10mm kaboom while shooting in the desert. This was the result.

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Meteor creator is a nice place to visit.

[Peace Warrior]

History WILL record that Paul53, a time traveler originally from the year 2087, became famous in September of 2012 when he was able to repair a 10.3 second time rift on the East Coast using his Generation 147, 10mm Glock Rifle that he brought back from the future. Paul stated that he got the idea from an old Star trek rerun and is just glad that everything worked out okay.

Today's experts estimate that the power produced by the Gen 147, Glock Rifle's muzzle blast far exceeded the necessary 1.21 jigawatts, which is now known to be the minimum standard of output to allow time travel. These experts also stated it will be years before all the ramifications from this latest blast are known.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by Peace Warrior

History records that Paul53, a time traveler originally from the year 2087, become famous in September of 2012 ...

Shouldn't that be: History WILL RECORD ... ?

[Peace Warrior]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Shouldn't that be: History WILL RECORD ... ?

of course not! What are you, a grammar nazi wannabe? It's not even Wednesday! Sheesh....


























































































It should be: History SHALL record...

[Peace Warrior]

Paul53's time traveling partner, samurairabbi, who is an introverted recluse with a penchant for French wine, French women, and French songs, decided to stay in the year 2012 in order to constantly flame Frenchmen on the internet and also make himself infamous as a less than proficient Grammar Nazi on certain internet gun boards.

History shall record that samurairabbi hailed from Japan, but other archeological finds that shall occur in the future will diametrically oppose findings of samurai rabbits originating from Japan. It is believed that samurairabbi somehow changed history's future, during the course of his time travels, thus making it possible for him to claim Japan in his patriarchal ancestry.

[Peace Warrior]

Long held up as internet folklore, but actually a cleverly devised cover up story, the so called "meteor crater" in Arizona was neither caused by a meteor nor a 10mm KB.

Working together, several intelligence agencies from around the world were able to track down a walmart receipt in the home of one of the big gun's operators. It is believed that NH Trucker led the team of covert operators and is upset that this new information is being disseminated.

Even though the designers had clearly wrote the specifications for operators of the gun to only use bench loaded ammo with just 15% of the powder used in a typical 10mm round, the big gun's operators, being constantly rushed by saddam to get the gun in service, made the egregious error of not reducing the amount of powder in the round, but instead utilized off the shelf, factory loaded 10mm ammo for the gun's test firing.

The end result caused the gun to be irreparably destroyed and the round leaving a huge hole in Arizona upon reentry into the earth's atmosphere after completing its orbital path around the Sun and return to earth almost 15 days later.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by Peace Warrior

It is believed that samurairabbi somehow changed history's future, during the course of his time travels,

Your conclusion is flawed. I actually changed the future's past. I am surprised your analysis failed to perceive this distinction.

[tous]

Contrary to popular belief, as evidenced by a viral video seen throughout the known universe, samurairabbi is neither a samurai or a rabbi.

He is, revealed here for the first time, a time-traveling rabbit from the 32nd dimension.

Don't tell anyone.

[tsmo1066]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Your conclusion is flawed. I actually changed the future's past. I am surprised your analysis failed to perceive this distinction.

I hope you realize that if anyone who is stoned reads these last few posts their head will explode...and it will be you and Peace Warrior's fault!

[JAS104]

Originally Posted by tsmo1066

I hope you realize that if anyone who is stoned reads these last few posts their head will explode...and it will be you and Peace Warrior's fault!

IF they're stoned they shouldn't be reading GlockTalk in the first place lol... something for concern

[tsmo1066]

Originally Posted by JAS104

IF they're stoned they shouldn't be reading GlockTalk in the first place lol... something for concern

What about the poor, liberal hippie-types who occasionally frequent our fair discussion boards in order to pick arguments with "gun nuts"?

Some of them could be exploding as we speak!

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by tous

Contrary to popular belief, as evidenced by a viral video seen throughout the known universe, samurairabbi is neither a samurai or a rabbi.

He is, revealed here for the first time, a time-traveling rabbit from the 32nd dimension.

Don't tell anyone.

Don't be a Fudd

[tous]

The destruction of Mount Saint Helens in 1980 was not the result of volcanic activity.
It was the entire hippie socialist population of the surrounding area exploding after attempting, and failing, to disparage some gun nuts.

Or, it may well have been someone shooting at a chipmunk with a 10mm.

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by tous

The destruction of Mount Saint Helens in 1980 was not the result of volcanic activity.
It was the entire hippie socialist population of the surrounding area exploding after attempting, and failing, to disparage some gun nuts.

Or, it may well have been someone shooting at a chipmunk with a 10mm.

I thought it was Eull Gibbons Passing a pine cone.

(You have to be historical to get the joke)

[M&P Shooter]

The 10mm recoil once threw a man 40 yards and through a brick wall.

[tous]

Originally Posted by countrygun

I thought it was Eull Gibbons Passing a pine cone.

(You have to be historical to get the joke)

"My name is Euell Gibbons. Did you know that parts of a Boeing 747 are edible?"