[countrygun]

Originally Posted by 4TS&W

The prototype unimog was first used in the Oklahoma land run of 1889. It was used by my Great great grandfather to secure the property that is now downtown Oklahoma City. Also, he cheated, jumped the gun as a "Sooner". You just can't stop a unimog on horseback.

He was punished for cheating by being turned in to an "Okie"

[4TS&W]

Originally Posted by countrygun

He was punished for cheating by being turned in to an "Okie"

Yes. By the Great Depression, dust bowl, and fled to CA, serving time in a granola hell.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by tous

The fact that there were samurai rabbits has been proven a hoax.

Not only have there never been nor are there now rabbits, hares or bunnies in Japan with the possible exception of Bugs Bunny, but the strict social order of the culture made it improbable that a cute, fuzzy bunny could rise from woodland creature class into the warrior caste.

It is possible that circumstances have produced the makings of this thread's first overt flame war. (Or, phrasing it in the vernacular of the common-rabble proletariat: Bring it on, Cuz!)

Your assertion that Samurai Rabbits are a hoax is the kind of irrational advocacy more worthy of the mainstream media than it is in this distinguished forum. After all, without even putting down my beer, I can bring up the documented coverage of the unfortunate encounter of the Monty Python Knights of the Round Table with what THEY first thought was just some unthreatening cute bunny! If the Knights' logistics crew had fouled up by believing the doctrine you advocate, and thereby leaving the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in the Ale Vault back at the castle, then that search effort for the Holy Grail would have been stuck up the Yangtze without a sampan!

Only someone with a French-sounding handle and an avatar of a moo-cow that can't see straight because a scrawny tophat has slipped down to block its vision could crank out such philosophical drivel.

I await your pitiful attempt to respond to my criticism.

[M&P Shooter]

Twilight was based on a true story

[Ragnar]

Obama is the best president ever.

[tous]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Only someone with a French-sounding handle and an avatar of a moo-cow that can't see straight because a scrawny tophat has slipped down to block its vision could crank out such philosophical drivel.

I await your pitiful attempt to respond to my criticism.

My chapeau is not scrawny and my argument, contrary to being drivel, is simply brilliant!

Regard, if you will, the ground-breaking work of Professor Winton Slumbunder of the famed Whatsamatta University. Dr. Slumbunder has proven time and again that there are no cute fuzzy bunnies in Japan and there were no large floating bunnies in the incident you referred to.

Anyone with the power to observe and logically synthesize knows full well that the dubious repots to the contrary were supplied by simple people fooled by wombats disguised as bunnies.

These incidents, know as The Great Bruno Wombat Deception after its creator, has the goal of making the uninformed believe in rabbits where, of course, none exist.

[Paul53]

In 2087 I built the first time machine. I came back to 2012 to see the country rejoice in Barak Obama's re-election.

In 2087 Glock fixes the "beaned by brass" problem in Gen 4 through 8 Glocks. Sony announces a new Bravia phone, gas is 20 cents per gallon but nobody can afford cars anyway due to all the safety regulations. George Bush is recognised as a genius.

Unfortunatley I'm stuck here now since the time machine wont be invented for another 75 years. Really sucks, I shoulda thought this out better.

[Peace Warrior]

Originally Posted by bowtie454

The "Supergun" Iraq was building to shell Tel Aviv was actually chambered in 10mm.

[Peace Warrior]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

It is possible that circumstances have produced the makings of this thread's first overt flame war. (Or, phrasing it in the vernacular of the common-rabble proletariat: Bring it on, Cuz!)

Your assertion that Samurai Rabbits are a hoax is the kind of irrational advocacy more worthy of the mainstream media than it is in this distinguished forum. After all, without even putting down my beer, I can bring up the documented coverage of the unfortunate encounter of the Monty Python Knights of the Round Table with what THEY first thought was just some unthreatening cute bunny! If the Knights' logistics crew had fouled up by believing the doctrine you advocate, and thereby leaving the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in the Ale Vault back at the castle, then that search effort for the Holy Grail would have been stuck up the Yangtze without a sampan!

Only someone with a French-sounding handle and an avatar of a moo-cow that can't see straight because a scrawny tophat has slipped down to block its vision could crank out such philosophical drivel.

I await your pitiful attempt to respond to my criticism.

touch'e (or is that too french?)

[Peace Warrior]

The internet user, known as jambog, was actually only two hours late with being awarded the patent on a new computer word processing program that allow users to select and highlight a single letter, or up to a full page of text, and after a couple of mouse clicks, digitally copy the highlighted text, and then reapply this text (or 'paste' as it is known today), to another open word processor.

One month after formally applying at the patent office, he was advised by certified letter that he was turned down for the patent and then found out that he was only two hours late behind the new patent's actual recipient, his closest friends say that something about him "changed." Ever since he was turned down, he has roamed the internet repeatedly copying and pasting existing threads back into their original internet forums.

This has led to a change in the internet nomenclature when applied to an occurrence of someone accidentally posting an already existing topic as a new thread, today such an occurrence is known as a jambog.

[tous]

Nothing can be too French.
Who do you think came up with the idea of cleverly disguised wombats as cute, fuzzy bunnies? The French word for rabbit, lapin, actually translates to 'false bunny.'

[Peace Warrior]

Due to the top secret nature of their own space program, France has never cared that they did not receive accolades for being the first nation, and not the third, to successfully send a satellite into orbit.


(Serious Tous, France was the third nation to do it. Not bad considering it was Russia and US holding down # 1 and #2 respectively. Vive la France!)

[RWBlue]

Most people don't know that the first nuclear war in outer space has already happened. The USA with help from France holding there own against the USSR when an alien ship arrive and explained to everyone involved that the war needs to end now or the aliens would eliminate everyone. We could kill each other as much as we wanted to on earth, but were not allowed to kill anyone in space as it was there territory. This is why the USA has not sent any weapons into space in a long time.

[countrygun]

Richard Nixon decided to open a "detante" with the Chinese and begin diplomatic relations when Henry Kissinger told him "Look, there are millions of Chinese and they can't all be Wong"

[countrygun]

Moshe Dyan was the inspiration for John Wayne's character in on of his most famous movies. The original title of the movie was to be "Gefilte Cogburn"

[Peace Warrior]

GT member, Paul53, a time traveler originally from the year 2087, but now stuck in 2012 (I know, sucks for him ), already knew about the nuclear war in outer space and the arriving aliens who had technologies superior to any on the Earth.

Through his covert Washington DC contact, he was able to get the Pentagon to formally accept his plan about allowing the French Foreign Legion of Intergalactic Space to frontally attack the aliens from France's top secret Mars bases while simultaneously conducting a flanking maneuver on the aliens from French Foreign Legion of Intergalactic Space reserve troops that were strategically located on Pluto in case of such an attack, which he said based upon the future's history, France would overcome the aliens by way of a special weapon only developed in 2038.

[Peace Warrior]

Known only as RonS, a hermit type individual and mass inventor whose only contact with the outside world was an internet connection, in 2038, RonS developed space helmet based on the design of a WWII coal scuttle breathing mask.

This new mask allowed for practically unlimited dexterity and vision during space treks and was also used widely by the secretive French Foreign Legion of Intergalactic Space. The leaders of the French Foreign Legion of Intergalactic Space said it was the one thing that helped them win the war of 2014 with the aliens.

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by Peace Warrior

Known only as RonS, a hermit type individual and mass inventor whose only contact with the outside world was an internet connection, in 2038, RonS developed space helmet based on the design of a WWII coal scuttle breathing mask.

This new mask allowed for practically unlimited dexterity and vision during space treks and was also used widely by the secretive French Foreign Legion of Intergalactic Space. The leaders of the French Foreign Legion of Intergalactic Space said it was the one thing that helped them win the war of 2014 with the aliens.

This device took advantage of the ability of the French to survive on recycled anal vapors

[Peace Warrior]

After banning all persons from bringing guns into their restaurant establishments, except for those persons carrying 1911's, a spokesman was reached for comment and made this statement, "Hey, we felt that we needed to keep our most reliable customers happy. That's how Taco Bell rolls."

[tous]

Taco Bell has always bene a front for regional CONTROL offices in their never-ending battle with KAOS. We know this to be true because, on occasion, one can spot a Sunbeam Tiger attempting to navigate the drive through and missing it by that much.

[Peace Warrior]

Between the years of April of 2007 and January of 2012, the website, known as GlockTalk.com, was flooded with new membership sign ups. It seems that these new members were signing up in order to start threads that typically had a thread starter posting pertinent facts concerning medical symptoms related to either chronic health problems, and or a recent traumatic injury, and then asking other GT members to post medical advice that would help solve the health issue or injury. During the time span mentioned earlier, incredibly, people began experiencing total, full, and unbelievable recoveries when following the advice of complete strangers that had absolutely no medical training whatsoever.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by tous

Regard, if you will, the ground-breaking work of Professor Winton Slumbunder of the famed Whatsamatta University. Dr. Slumbunder has proven time and again that there are no cute fuzzy bunnies in Japan and there were no large floating bunnies in the incident you referred to.

Permit me the temerity to heavily discount Slumbunder's later work, for which you seem overly impressed.

Slumbunder's early work was world-class, but then he began to slip to the point at which he would publish ANYTHING in exchange for a flask of moonshine and a good tee time at his favorite golf course. A tragic fall, of course, but still applicable to our current "disagreement."

And as for Whatsamatta U. ,,, well, most of that university's endowment was funded by organizations that would break my legs if I revealed their contributions.

[Peace Warrior]

delete

[tous]

Thank you for some great giggles, amigos.

[UtahIrishman]

During the Renaissance Leonardo daVinci invented many items. Among these were the helicopter, roast beef and GlockTalk.

The helicopter and roast beef are well documented but GlockTalk was lost for centuries until it was rediscovered at a drag strip in New Orleans by a Big Giant Head.

On a side note Grandma Moses is a direct descendant of daVinci.