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Old 04-15-2012, 01:52   #1
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Atheists Gone Wild

What happens when atheism is allowed to spread:

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Old 04-15-2012, 02:09   #2
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The fact that you're citing reports from TheOnion does help explain how you manage to reach the conclusions you do.
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Old 04-15-2012, 02:48   #3
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so they taught a chimp that his body will die. i dont get what youre trying to imply about athiests.

now on a serious note, the onion is a satyrical (sp?) program.
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:16   #4
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Allowed to spread? Thinking of it in those terms makes me long for the good old days when $@#t stirrers like Giordano Bruno were burned at the stake for their own good and the good of society.
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:01   #5
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The fact that you're citing reports from TheOnion does help explain how you manage to reach the conclusions you do.
What do you mean? If you believe it, that makes it true. Isn't that how it works? Doesn't matter if its from the Onion, you're just shooting the messenger because you can't dispute the argument.

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Old 04-15-2012, 09:07   #6
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Hmmm... Just thought this thread itself would make a good Onion story. If the OP wasn't sincere, that is.

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Old 04-15-2012, 09:25   #7
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Why take a happy, healthy and well adjusted ape and teach him something as morbid as his own death?

Between apes and man, sometimes I wonder who's the more intelligent?
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:37   #8
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The Onion? LOL

I guess he believes everything he reads.

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Old 04-15-2012, 09:37   #9
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The clip is a joke, people. As pointed out The Onion is satire.

Teaching bunnies their own mortality... that is funny. I'm still trying to teach them what is Intelligent about their needing to eat their food once, then pass the smelly mucousy cecotropes and eat those in order to get the needed nutrients.

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Old 04-15-2012, 09:45   #10
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aside from anything religous, the ape in the video only appears to be showing the hand signs he was taught,

i dont think the ape ACTUALLY understands that he/she will die one day,

just cause the show him a dead ape and say that will be him one day dosent mean he will understand,

what they show him is that dead ape in repatition and that repatition is what he/she understands, not that he/she will end up like that one day

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Old 04-15-2012, 10:25   #11
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Is the satire gene recessive or something?

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Old 04-15-2012, 10:26   #12
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The clip is a joke, people. As pointed out The Onion is satire.

Teaching bunnies their own mortality... that is funny. I'm still trying to teach them what is Intelligent about their needing to eat their food once, then pass the smelly mucousy cecotropes and eat those in order to get the needed nutrients.

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Isn't that how refried beans work?

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Old 04-15-2012, 11:36   #13
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The fact that you're citing reports from TheOnion does help explain how you manage to reach the conclusions you do.

I actually consider TheOnion about as credible if not more credible then the bible. I have seen more than a few of The Onion stories that seem like they could actually happen. At least they admit they aren't real though.
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Old 04-15-2012, 13:11   #14
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Perhaps atheists should watch this video:


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Old 04-15-2012, 13:19   #15
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Between apes and man, sometimes I wonder who's the more intelligent?
It may sound like a joke, but truly, I have seen on many occasions where animals exhibit much more humanity than humans.

And much more dignity.





So I hope that answers your question.
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Old 04-15-2012, 16:16   #16
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I really really really hope that was meant to be humorous.

And I hope that those responses that seemed serious, were also in jest.

It would be very depressing if all ya 'all really took that seriously.
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Old 04-15-2012, 16:37   #17
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Perhaps atheists should watch this video:
Thats actually quite funny
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Old 04-15-2012, 18:53   #18
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I really really really hope that was meant to be humorous.

And I hope that those responses that seemed serious, were also in jest.

It would be very depressing if all ya 'all really took that seriously.
Hogwash...I meant every word of it.

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And why not? Aren't they the offspring of Animal Mother?

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Old 04-15-2012, 23:43   #19
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That every poster hasn't realized this was an Onion story is depressing.
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:49   #20
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Is TS serious or joking?

If serious then this is a pretty impressive piece of self pwn art.
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Old 04-16-2012, 08:34   #21
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Hmmm... Just thought this thread itself would make a good Onion story. If the OP wasn't sincere, that is.

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Haha, there is some good stuff in there
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Old 04-16-2012, 13:05   #23
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The Onion? LOL

I guess he believes everything he reads.
So are you saying that Tilley may have finally made a point about atheism...but not the one he intended?

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That every poster hasn't realized this was an Onion story is depressing.
But not surprising.

For those shocked by the atheists gone wild:
How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI
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