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Old 03-29-2012, 13:36   #1
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Old 03-29-2012, 13:56   #2
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Now that's funny.
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Old 03-29-2012, 14:04   #3
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Old 03-29-2012, 15:19   #4
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If my wife didn't know when to properly use "your" and "you're", I would probably be looking for someone else too.
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Old 03-29-2012, 19:45   #5
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That reminded me of my last divorce. And I got this idea from my friend David Allen Coe.

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I was driving a 74 Cadillac hearse at the time. My now ex-wife had cleaned out our checking account and I lived in that thing for about a week until I got my next pay check. But several months later when the judge pronounced that the divorce was final, I painted it up like this and went to a local bar that night to celebrate. That was one of the best nights of my life. I left a 3900 sq. foot home and was living in a rented 50 ft. single wide mobile home with no furniture at the time. I had managed to buy a mattress and a stove and a fridge by then. And some beautiful lady I met that night went home with me and comforted me.

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Old 03-29-2012, 21:07   #6
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That reminded me of my last divorce. And I got this idea from my friend David Allen Coe.

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I was driving a 74 Cadillac hearse at the time. My now ex-wife had cleaned out our checking account and I lived in that thing for about a week until I got my next pay check. But several months later when the judge pronounced that the divorce was final, I painted it up like this and went to a local bar that night to celebrate. That was one of the best nights of my life. I left a 3900 sq. foot home and was living in a rented 50 ft. single wide mobile home with no furniture at the time. I had managed to buy a mattress and a stove and a fridge by then. And some beautiful lady I met that night went home with me and comforted me.
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She doesn't sound too bitter . . . . .
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"'Your' broke"? He is lucky to be rid of her. She can't even spell!
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You cleaned out your bank account. You did not clean out mine. I'm far from broke. My girlfriend says hi.

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