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Old 03-30-2013, 17:21   #1
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Want to have some chinese? Call 911 of course!

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/03/2...-chinese-food/

I hope she hasn't bred.
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Old 03-30-2013, 18:33   #2
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There is not enough beer in the whole world..........
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Old 03-30-2013, 18:50   #3
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The last thing she needs is more food. I can just hear her..." Bring me the Jedi...ho ho ho ho ho...".
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Old 03-30-2013, 19:02   #4
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Probably not, I'd bet rice.

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Old 03-30-2013, 19:30   #5
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Would probably be hard to breed without a generous amount of flour....
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Old 03-30-2013, 19:50   #6
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Yup, "Sum Dum Porker" was the order of the night.
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Old 03-30-2013, 20:00   #7
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I've had 911 calls before because their power was out. No medical emergency for needing power..just off. Girl called because her boyfriend had deleted her Facebook account. Also,a 7 yr old wouldn't get up and go to school. Those are just the ones I remember right off...one more..someone had stolen a collar off victims cat..she didn't see it happen..cat came home with no collar.
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Also,a 7 yr old wouldn't get up and go to school..
One morning that very call got dispatched to my then-beat partner, an old cowboy from Oklahoma. He went to the house, talked with the wimpy mom who called us and then walked into the brat's bedroom. Told him "boy, you get out of that bed and out the door before your mama whips your butt." Brat was dressed and out the door in four minutes flat. Mom was standing there with this brook trout look on her face.
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Old 03-30-2013, 21:06   #9
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Old 03-30-2013, 21:07   #10
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I've had 911 calls before because their power was out. No medical emergency for needing power..just off. Girl called because her boyfriend had deleted her Facebook account. Also,a 7 yr old wouldn't get up and go to school. Those are just the ones I remember right off...one more..someone had stolen a collar off victims cat..she didn't see it happen..cat came home with no collar.
How about "I can't find my house keys and I can't leave without them"
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Would probably be hard to breed without a generous amount of flour....
I would think it would take a lot of both, matter of fact...

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Old 03-30-2013, 21:24   #12
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My daughter has had 911 calls for help from people that refused to tell her their location. She told them she couldn't send them help without a location to send help to, so they just cursed her for a while.
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The last thing she needs is more food. I can just hear her..." Bring me the Jedi...ho ho ho ho ho...".
That's what I thought too. "Is you the mommy or the daddy?"
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