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Old 05-30-2011, 14:25   #21
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Gays like "normal" people can be professionals also.
Lies. They're all flamboyant and wear assless chaps and hold their wrists funny and talk with a lithp and their only method of transportation is via the gay pride parades that tour the towns of Am'r'ca.
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Old 05-30-2011, 14:42   #22
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Gay physician doing prostate exams?

Gay dentist?

Gay barber?

I wouldn't worry about any of them, or a gay LMT, any more than women should worry about getting a pap smear done by a married OB/GYN.

Sheesh...
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Old 05-30-2011, 20:11   #23
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Old 05-30-2011, 21:04   #24
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Old 05-31-2011, 06:57   #25
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Jersey City woman's claim that breasts and buttocks massage she consented to at gym was improper leads to charge of criminal sexual contact against massage therapist
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this chick is stupid.

In any case, as long as the LMT is professional, then there is no problem. If he is offering a happy ending, then gay or not this is a problem.

have you guys ever been examined by a lesbian urologist? I hear they can get kind of rough. (I am kidding here folks).
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Old 06-03-2011, 22:26   #26
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Assuming that everything is strictly professional...

Do you feel there is a difference in a man getting a massage from a gay male Licensed Massage Therapist and a woman getting a massage from a straight male LMT?

A colleague thinks my LMT is gay and feels I should not go to him. (I use him because he is an expert at dealing with injuries and was recommended by my doctor) He thinks it is quite different that my wife's LMT is straight. I want your opinions and I am going to show him this thread. My guy is strictly professional and I see no reason to stop using him.

Yeah, I posted in furball for a reason.

you live at the Bates Motel? what does your mom say?
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Old 06-04-2011, 16:51   #27
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Depends on the type of massage. If it's a professional massage and he keeps it professional then, what does it matter?

If it's...the other kind of massage, than he should know what he's doing :P
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Old 06-05-2011, 18:10   #28
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Old 06-23-2011, 13:04   #29
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(I use him because he is an expert at dealing with injuries and was recommended by my doctor)
^^ THIS ^^

Your doctor recommends him and he deals with your problems efficiently. I'd quit having any discussions with your friend on the situation and count yourself lucky you've found a LMT that helps you.

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Old 06-23-2011, 23:29   #30
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Lies. They're all flamboyant and wear assless chaps and hold their wrists funny and talk with a lithp and their only method of transportation is via the gay pride parades that tour the towns of Am'r'ca.
Sorry, I would run for my life if some dude wanted to 'massage' me. No way I would ever be able to 'relax and enjoy it'.
Same with the airline groping. If they want me to step aside for the groping, it better not be a 'dude'. If someone needs to feel me up, it will be a female. And not just any female. She better be fit and good looking. Plus, she gots to have big &&&&s, like a this. Cheech and Chong.
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Old 06-23-2011, 23:48   #31
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Yeah, I posted in furball for a reason.
What you have to ask yourself is, "Is he packing?" And is it concealed or open? Does he plan to use it? Will he use it on me? Can I handle a caliber that large? Will it kick? Will it hurt? How many rounds? Is it a Magnum? How long is the barrel? How should I grip it? Squeeze or jerk? What if it goes off too soon?
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Old 06-23-2011, 23:57   #32
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I'll probably get an "INFARCTION" for that one, but what will the wife say if he comes home and says he had 'an accidental discharge?" O.K. 2 infarctions.
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Old 06-24-2011, 00:41   #33
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Pretty sure this thread has nowhere to go, except down hill. BATESMOTEL must have a sense of humor.
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Old 06-24-2011, 06:25   #34
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What you have to ask yourself is, "Is he packing?" And is it concealed or open? Does he plan to use it? Will he use it on me? Can I handle a caliber that large? Will it kick? Will it hurt? How many rounds? Is it a Magnum? How long is the barrel? How should I grip it? Squeeze or jerk? What if it goes off too soon?

you probably will get an infraction, but it will be worth it...too funny

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Old 06-24-2011, 08:24   #35
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It's furball forum. Everyone is supposed to have a sense of humor, right? Right?
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Old 07-03-2011, 02:05   #36
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Old 07-19-2011, 23:42   #37
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Can she file a complaint against her gynecologist and have him arrested as well?

Both the LMT and the MD have training and a license issued by the state, and she consented to the exam/procedure.

She had a man arrested, hauled off to jail, finger printed, photographed, and wearing a orange jumpsuit for a few days.
Upon his arrest he would lose his concealed permit (suspension of disbelief as it was NJ), and a permanent arrest record. He will have to go before the state board of massage therapy or in the case of an MD the medical board.

Where is the justification in the judge signing an arrest warrant?
This sounds funny but, being touched with consent by a licensed professional; chiropractor, physical therapist, etc and having them jailed is no laughing matter. I can't believe her complaint could be taken seriously.
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:35   #38
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Sorry, I would run for my life if some dude wanted to 'massage' me. No way I would ever be able to 'relax and enjoy it'.
Same with the airline groping. If they want me to step aside for the groping, it better not be a 'dude'. If someone needs to feel me up, it will be a female. And not just any female. She better be fit and good looking. Plus, she gots to have big &&&&s, like a this. Cheech and Chong.
I wouldn't consider a massage from a dude either, but that is due to my own discomfort, and not out of worry that he is gay. As far as current medical science is concerned, teh h0m0 is not contagious. And I'm not worried that every gay man is out to take my butt virginity by force.

Good luck with your plan about the TSA groping. You should also try it out with the real cops who who end up arresting you over it, too.
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Old 07-20-2011, 22:35   #39
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Sorry to hear about your injuries, best of luck with the treatment. I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing your story has a happy ending...

But seriously, as long as it's not an injury to your prostate that needs massaging, should not be an issue if it doesn't bother you.

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