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Old 12-15-2014, 14:12   #1
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What do you get when you cross ...

An elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all and to all, a good life.

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Old 12-15-2014, 17:29   #2
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Sounds like a border guard that remembers the protocols.
Ta Da!
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Old 12-15-2014, 17:31   #3
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I can see the Watch Cats riding on their backs in comfort.
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Old 12-15-2014, 20:37   #4
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Every dungeon should have one or two.

The elephinos are a-fixin' to sing the dreidel song for the next eight days.

<--- not an elephino, but sings the dreidel song with them
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Old 12-15-2014, 22:07   #5
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Interesting.
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Old 12-15-2014, 22:21   #6
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Eliphino.
Took me a minute, but now I get it. A pox on you 'cause now I gotta wait 8 hours in order to pose your question to my 8 year old. He'll dig it as much as I did... And probably figure it out quicker than I did.
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Old 12-16-2014, 08:06   #7
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Welcome to the asylum.

I hope your lad enjoys the joke, amigo.
It was an old joke when I was his age and that was very long time ago.

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Old 12-16-2014, 08:19   #8
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Pet dinosaurs park in back by lagoon.
They have diet Pepsi and cheeseburgers at grill.
Pools are fresh and salt for selection.
Enjoy.
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:54   #9
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No chili dogs?
No tater tots?
I must speak with your grill master, Missy.
You obviously didn't inspect qualifications.
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All that and fried pickles.
Pepsi and cheeseburgers are my main.
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:40   #11
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Once you have chili dog, you never go back.

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Old 12-16-2014, 11:11   #12
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Any pizzaburgers and iced tea?
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Yup.
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Supper at G's place!

Don't let Dinky eat the baked beans.
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Old 12-16-2014, 14:03   #15
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An elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all and to all, a good life.

You are sure it's not a Rhineant
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OSSI, since Santa will be coming by you first, assure him that G will behave this year and it's safe to come down her chimney.

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OSSI, since Santa will be coming by you first, assure him that G will behave this year and it's safe to come down her chimney.

It is a trap!
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It is a trap!
Dag nabbit, you're not supposed to let 'em know that till AFTER ya got the loot, ya galoot! Come on, even Dinky knows that much!


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