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Old 04-11-2014, 06:32   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
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Overcoming Adversity

There was a man who lost one of his arms in
an accident. He became very depressed
because he loved to play golf. One day in his
despair, he decided to commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a
building to jump off. He was standing on the
ledge looking down and saw this man down
on the side walk skipping along, whooping and
kicking up his heels.

He looked closer and saw that this man didn't
have any arms at all.

He started thinking, "What am I doing up here
feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good
arm to do things with."

He thought "There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and
going on with his life."

He hurried down to the side walk and caught up
with the man with no arms. He told him how glad
he was to see him because he lost one of his
arms and felt useless and was going to kill
himself. He thanked him for saving his life and
said he knew he could make it with one arm if
the guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and
whooping and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My b@lls itch."

Heart-warming stories like this just make me
want to cry.......
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Old 04-11-2014, 07:07   #2
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Old 04-11-2014, 10:45   #3
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Hilarious.
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