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02-05-2006, 06:03
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#101
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CLM Number 185
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.you stock up on ammo for weapons you have not bought yet.......
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02-05-2006, 07:23
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#102
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
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Quote:
Originally posted by Glockdude1
......you refer to all politicians as zombies.......
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You mean everybody doesn't?!;P
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02-06-2006, 09:55
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#103
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CLM Number 185
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;z ;z ;z
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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02-06-2006, 21:20
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#104
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.Your wife will let you "buy that expensive new shotgun" if you'll finish the honey'do list.
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02-07-2006, 18:15
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#105
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Bushbot v1.0
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You practice and practice until you can make a smiley face on your target.
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If liberals interpreted the Second Amendment the way they interpret the rest of the Bill of Rights, there would be law professors arguing that gun ownership is mandatory.
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02-07-2006, 21:43
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#106
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CLM Number 185
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Quote:
Originally posted by gr81disp
You practice and practice until you can make a smiley face on your target.
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You get so good, the next "smiley face" you do on a target ends up up with a "evil grin" on it.......... ^b
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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02-07-2006, 21:52
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#107
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Bullseye?
Join Date: Jan 2006
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You might be a gun-nut if...
1) The phone number of your FFL is on your cell (I realized this when I was arranging to get my new G19)
2) You have at least three people on your cell who you can call if you have a gun related issue or have a major problem at the range
Lynn
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02-08-2006, 05:11
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#108
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-if you convince your new wife to go to Valhalla in CO 'because of the shopping,' but she knows that the whole gun safe is coming with you.
-if your US Army unit armorer calls YOU and says, "You have too much stuff, we don't have the facilities at this POST to hold it all."
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02-08-2006, 16:55
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#109
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CLM Number 185
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;z
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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02-08-2006, 20:20
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#110
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Location: Commonwealth of Virginia
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If your kids guns cost more than their clothes, music collection, and all other posessions combined.
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If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years,
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02-08-2006, 20:21
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#111
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lynn D
You might be a gun-nut if...
1) The phone number of your FFL is on your cell (I realized this when I was arranging to get my new G19)
2) You have at least three people on your cell who you can call if you have a gun related issue or have a major problem at the range
Lynn
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Guilty of both.
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"If your plan is for one year, plant rice.
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years,
educate children." -- Confucius
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02-09-2006, 15:00
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#112
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Me too. I have TWO FFL dealers on mine.
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"If You carry a gun, they call you paranoid. That's Ridiculous! If I've got a gun what do I have to be paranoid about?" Clint Smith, Thunder Ranch.
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02-09-2006, 21:23
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#113
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: South Florida
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Hmmm...
There might be three people I CAN'T call with a gun related question.
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02-11-2006, 05:21
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#114
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-If you get pulled over by the cops and they want to know why you carry so many guns concealed... and your explanation makes perfect sense to them.
-If you get pulled over by the cops and during the conversation about why you carry so many guns concealed, and the merits of each gun, the ticket you so richly deserve is forgotten about.
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02-11-2006, 06:54
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#115
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CLM Number 185
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........you get pulled over and sell the cop a better gun than he is already carrying.......
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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02-12-2006, 00:35
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#116
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Location: colorado
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Hey guys, I stopped counting when I got over 50 that I can relate to. ;f
By the way when my oldest son turned 15 last summer I bought him his very own vaquero 44 mag. so we wouldn't have to share. That's normal isn't it. 
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02-12-2006, 06:10
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#117
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Commonwealth of Virginia
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vtwin
By the way when my oldest son turned 15 last summer I bought him his very own vaquero 44 mag. so we wouldn't have to share. That's normal isn't it.
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Perfectly normal.
My 14 year old daughter has 2 Anschtz rifles. My 13 year old son has his own Blackpowder rifle, 20 ga shotgun, and has laid claim to my Glock 17 and Marlin 336.
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"If your plan is for one year, plant rice.
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years,
educate children." -- Confucius
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02-12-2006, 17:59
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#118
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Bullseye?
Join Date: Jan 2006
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if....
Your bathroom reading material includes things like Combat Handguns, Guns and Ammo, and the 2006 Midway Catalog.
The guys at your local wholesaler interrupt a gun sale to get you your ammunition.
You find yourself explaining that a Glock is a type of gun and that there are different grip lengths in 1911s, to your mother.
Lynn
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02-12-2006, 20:36
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#119
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: USA
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- If your favorite times of day are 2:23, 3:08, 3:57, 5:56 and 9:19
- Whenever you see a picture of a babe with a gun you notice the gun first..
- .. and you notice if her finger is on the trigger or not.
- You think being a "Glockoholic" is a real illness.
- Your kids prefer Eddie the Eagle to Spongebob.
- You wish the "One Gun A Month" type laws would be changed so it would require everyone to buy at least one gun a month.
- You spend time reading and contributing to threads like this one ;f
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02-12-2006, 22:07
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#120
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CLM Number 185
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-Your kids let you know when a certain caliber is starting to run "low", (below 2000rds).
-Your kids can ALSO show Dick Cheney, the proper way to carry/use a shotgun in the field.
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Last edited by Glockdude1; 02-12-2006 at 22:12..
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02-18-2006, 06:58
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#121
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CLM Number 185
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.......You have someone in your family with the initials "A.C.P"....
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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02-18-2006, 07:08
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#122
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Quote:
Originally posted by Glockdude1
.......You have someone in your family with the initials "A.C.P"....
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....And you point it out every time you see them.....
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"If You carry a gun, they call you paranoid. That's Ridiculous! If I've got a gun what do I have to be paranoid about?" Clint Smith, Thunder Ranch.
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02-18-2006, 07:12
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#123
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;z Check it out! 30-30!
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"If You carry a gun, they call you paranoid. That's Ridiculous! If I've got a gun what do I have to be paranoid about?" Clint Smith, Thunder Ranch.
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03-04-2006, 15:09
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#124
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Registered User
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...........if you have a Toaster that says "ARMALITE" on the side, that you got free from your favorite gun dealer. (True story, but din't happen to me.)
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"If You carry a gun, they call you paranoid. That's Ridiculous! If I've got a gun what do I have to be paranoid about?" Clint Smith, Thunder Ranch.
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03-04-2006, 15:22
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#125
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NOT A VICTIM
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Depths of decay,Louisiana
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......If you clean your guns just cause you havnt smiled all day.
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A dying person's last words will always be coherent and significant,remember that a well placed gunshot in the head usually does the trick.
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