[Navy HMC]

Originally posted by SomeDay
Just ask Navy and he'll send you the entire thing by e-mail. I hear the bound leather edition is coming out soon.

+1!

pm me your email and I will shoot you the most recent list. 850 unique and individual entries. I also send out the updated list to those who have asked for it in the past so you get added to that list as well.

[Navy HMC]

Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you decided that no, there are no non-gun hobbies. There is only gun collecting, shooting, shooting competitions, gun cleaning and reloading. What else is there?

Originally posted by Glockdude1
GLOCKTALK!!!!

Doh!!! What was I thinking? Maybe not enough burnt gun powder in my diet? BRB, must go fire off a few hundred round then I'll be fine again!!!

[cougar_guy04]

You go out and buy the movie Heat just because someone showed you the firefight scene on youtube.

You realize after buying Heat that you own half of your movies because of cool firefight/gun fight scene (Tombstone, Tears of the Sun, etc., etc.)

You've used these one of these movies to drown out the nagging fiance of a roommate (500 watts + AK and M4 Chatter can really drown out someone).

[Glockdude1]

Originally posted by cougar_guy04
You've used these one of these movies to drown out the nagging fiance of a roomate (500 watts + AK and M4 Chatter can really drown out someone).

[Texas357]

on your way to the shooting range, you are listening to a radio talk show about guns, and call in to question the guest's use of the term "assault weapon," sparking a discussion that you then read about in more than one gun-related newsletter.....

[Texas357]

Also, if posting the above was your 777th post on GlockTalk...

[cougar_guy04]

Well, just a few days (well one, but I've been here for awhile already) into the school year and I've got quite a few:

You find it hilarious that the Gun Club ends up right behind the Model UN at the school activities fair.

Other clubs get don't like being next to the gun club because we crowd them (140 new people signing up in 2 hours!). I guess it is true what I was told by an alumni . . . guns draw engineering students like a fire draws moths.

You call public safety to let you into your room, and end up having a 30 minute conversation with the officer and your roommate about Class III firearms, gun laws, carry laws, ballistics, etc.

The officer says that it seems like you know the gun laws better than the local authorities/BATFE.

The highlight of coming back to school involved the packages you have waiting for you in the mail room from Midway USA and The Wilderness and a trip with fellow gun club folk up to a gun show.

You try to pitch a firearm project to the professor in charge of senior design projects.

You try to push a floor shooting event for a hall education event.

[Navy HMC]

Originally posted by cougar_guy04
Well, just a few days (well one, but I've been here for awhile already) into the school year and I've got quite a few:

You find it hilarious that the Gun Club ends up right behind the Model UN at the school activities fair.

Other clubs get don't like being next to the gun club because we crowd them (140 new people signing up in 2 hours!). I guess it is true what I was told by an alumni . . . guns draw engineering students like a fire draws moths.

You call public safety to let you into your room, and end up having a 30 minute conversation with the officer and your roommate about Class III firearms, gun laws, carry laws, ballistics, etc.

The officer says that it seems like you know the gun laws better than the local authorities/BATFE.

The highlight of coming back to school involved the packages you have waiting for you in the mail room from Midway USA and The Wilderness and a trip with fellow gun club folk up to a gun show.

You try to pitch a firearm project to the professor in charge of senior design projects.

You try to push a floor shooting event for a hall education event.

Busy first day back at school, huh?

[Navy HMC]

double tap...

[Glockdude1]

Originally posted by cougar_guy04
Well, just a few days (well one, but I've been here for awhile already) into the school year and I've got quite a few:

You find it hilarious that the Gun Club ends up right behind the Model UN at the school activities fair.

Other clubs get don't like being next to the gun club because we crowd them (140 new people signing up in 2 hours!). I guess it is true what I was told by an alumni . . . guns draw engineering students like a fire draws moths.

You call public safety to let you into your room, and end up having a 30 minute conversation with the officer and your roommate about Class III firearms, gun laws, carry laws, ballistics, etc.

The officer says that it seems like you know the gun laws better than the local authorities/BATFE.

The highlight of coming back to school involved the packages you have waiting for you in the mail room from Midway USA and The Wilderness and a trip with fellow gun club folk up to a gun show.

You try to pitch a firearm project to the professor in charge of senior design projects.

You try to push a floor shooting event for a hall education event.

Good Job!! A+!!!

[Glockdude1]

Originally posted by Navy HMC
double tap...

Nice shooting........

[Navy HMC]

See previous discussion of Mozambique drill...

[Texas357]

Originally posted by cougar_guy04
You try to pitch a firearm project to the professor in charge of senior design projects.

Decided paperwork would add too much delay to senior design project...... but pitched it to other group members anyway....
didn't make it to the professor though.

[Ranger.357]

Originally posted by HAVOC
It's thirty aught six, not alt six. (pronounced like ought)

That the way I learned to say it as well. Aught = 0

[Ranger.357]

GOOD ONE

[Navy HMC]

A different lighter Side post, but I think it belongs here:

The top 10 safety gun tips

10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction-such as a liberal or a democrat.
9. Dumb children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for aboption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before you head to the range to calm your nerves.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whips this out!"
5. Don't load your gun unless you're getting ready to shoot something or are just generally feeling angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel. Have someone else do that for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone-that will mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about purchasing your first gun, do NOT run around yelling I've got a gun!!! I've got a gun!!!"

And the number one gun safety rule:
1. Don't piss me off.

[Ranger.357]

Originally posted by Navy HMC
A different lighter Side post, but I think it belongs here:

The top 10 safety gun tips

10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction-such as a liberal or a democrat.
9. Dumb children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for aboption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before you head to the range to calm your nerves.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whips this out!"
5. Don't load your gun unless you're getting ready to shoot something or are just generally feeling angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel. Have someone else do that for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone-that will mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about purchasing your first gun, do NOT run around yelling I've got a gun!!! I've got a gun!!!"

And the number one gun safety rule:
1. Don't piss me off.

[cougar_guy04]

Originally posted by Navy HMC
A different lighter Side post, but I think it belongs here:

The top 10 safety gun tips

10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction-such as a liberal or a democrat.
9. Dumb children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for aboption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before you head to the range to calm your nerves.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whips this out!"
5. Don't load your gun unless you're getting ready to shoot something or are just generally feeling angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel. Have someone else do that for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone-that will mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about purchasing your first gun, do NOT run around yelling I've got a gun!!! I've got a gun!!!"

And the number one gun safety rule:
1. Don't piss me off.

Ya know, I though about buying that shirt.

On another note:
You may be a gun nut if you no longer have luggage . . . just various sized range bags that can double for luggage.

[Navy HMC]

Originally posted by cougar_guy04
You may be a gun nut if you no longer have luggage . . . just various sized range bags that can double for luggage.

Have you been talking to my wife????

[Glockdude1]

Originally posted by Navy HMC
A different lighter Side post, but I think it belongs here:

The top 10 safety gun tips

10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction-such as a liberal or a democrat.
9. Dumb children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for aboption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before you head to the range to calm your nerves.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whips this out!"
5. Don't load your gun unless you're getting ready to shoot something or are just generally feeling angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel. Have someone else do that for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone-that will mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about purchasing your first gun, do NOT run around yelling I've got a gun!!! I've got a gun!!!"

And the number one gun safety rule:
1. Don't piss me off.

[Jyanna]

Originally posted by Glockdude1
........You have more than 3 weapons your wife/better half, does NOT know about!!!!!

You are the wife, you know about them, and you take them to the range whenever you get the chance.

[Navy HMC]

Originally posted by Jyanna
You are the wife, you know about them, and you take them to the range whenever you get the chance.

Several things come to mind:

First: Does he know that you know? Does he know that you go shoot them?

Second: You realize that this makes you a gun nut also?

And finally: He is no longer JUST a gun nut...He's a gun nut with bragging rights!

Madam, you have my respect and admiration!!!

ETA: Yes, I am assuming that Jyanna is male.

[Navy HMC]

If you see a statistic that says in Montana 90% of the households have guns and the average gun household has 27 and it makes you wish you lived in Montana.

If you think about it and relize that if you moved to Montana you would help increase that average.

If you can't remember when you had "only" 27 guns.

[Brown Hawk]

Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you see a statistic that says in Montana 90% of the households have guns and the average gun household has 27 and it makes you wish you lived in Montana.

If you think about it and relize that if you moved to Montana you would help increase that average.

If you can't remember when you had "only" 27 guns.

If you live in Montana and build your wife a separate house as an excuse to buy 27 more guns.

If you live in Montana and buy 54 more to cover the two anti-gunners in town so they don't "ruin the average."

[Jyanna]

Originally posted by Navy HMC


ETA: Yes, I am assuming that Jyanna is male.

Haha, if I were, Mr Jyanna would be VERY dissapointed