"You Might Be A Gun Nut If" - Page 38

***Glockdude1*** · 05-31-2007, 17:51

The only time I have ever heard of a "Bumpstick" was talking about camshafts for engines.

David9966 · 05-31-2007, 18:34

If you tell everybody on this thread to do a search on Glocktalk on "bump firing" and find the thread entitled "Glock 19 emptied in 3 seconds."
If "THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY" for teaching you about the bumpstick.
If you just made one today and already you've had to redo your monthly budget to accomodate this sort of thing.
If you already had a shootin' buddy over with his model 19 and were more than happy to keep feeding him 33 rounders

David9966 · 05-31-2007, 18:44

bumpstick can be used on rifles too!!!!!!

***Glockdude1*** · 05-31-2007, 19:43

Quote:

Originally posted by David9966
bumpstick can be used on rifles too!!!!!!

How about 1 of these?

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/RGR600-1254-2708.html

$19.97

David9966 · 05-31-2007, 20:03

CTD crank:$19.95 Transfer tax:$200.00 Glock model 18:$???,???.00
Building a Bumpstick out of junk you have lying around the house:PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynn D · 06-01-2007, 10:52

You might be a gun nut if....

After evaluating your ammo stock, you "settle" for your 1911 in .45 ACP. And upon shooting it, the range officer complements your "comfort" with the gun!

Walter45Auto · 06-01-2007, 11:55

Lynn, We demand Range pics.

David9966 · 06-01-2007, 20:26

If you apologize for trying to hi-jack this thread with tales of the bumpstick.
If you just turned all of your fellow townsfolk into bumpstick believers, and were surprised that nearly all of them owned Glocks.
If this is your bumpstick:

Navy HMC · 06-01-2007, 20:47

If you suddenly find yourself obsessed by the illustrious and exotic bump stick.

If you can make 10 thread entries on the mysterious “Bump stick”.

Or worse, if you can make Navy HMC ask "What the hell is a "Bump Stick???"

Sorry David9966, I had to...

Nice Jeep by the way.

David9966 · 06-02-2007, 03:36

If you can't wait for the"coffee table book" "You Might Be A Gun Nut If" to hit bookstands.
If you believe 100% of the procedes of said book go to Glocktalk.com for provideing you with so much wholesome fun.

David9966 · 06-02-2007, 17:58

If you buy a can of carbuerator cleaner,simply because it says:"removes carbon" on the lable, only to learn once again that a bayonet would work just as well if not better, since you would simply "Pay more attention to detail!" Am I back on track? Dave.

David9966 · 06-02-2007, 18:09

***Glockdude1*** · 06-02-2007, 19:36

Quote:

Originally posted by David9966
OPTIONAL??????????

Sounds like all you need is:

Lynn D · 06-02-2007, 20:14

You might be a gun nut if....

....You are able to carry on a gun related conversation in a very public place and not have anyone know.

Me: Yeah, I have to buy some stuff later this week. What are you needing?

Friend: I can't find Federal primers.

Me: You want large or small?

Walter45Auto · 06-02-2007, 20:48

Quote:

Originally posted by David9966
If you can't wait for the"coffee table book" "You Might Be A Gun Nut If" to hit bookstands.
If you believe 100% of the procedes of said book go to Glocktalk.com for provideing you with so much wholesome fun.

I will DEFINITELY VOTE FOR THAT!

David9966 · 06-03-2007, 06:19

If you've "Been there, done that" And yes a turret pintle is my next vehicular upgrade. Will post pic's.

Navy HMC · 06-03-2007, 12:09

If the USMC would not let you bring home your carry piece no matter how hard you begged. Damed regulations, Damned BATFE.

My carry was either a M-9, M-16A2 or M-249. The M-249 is the one I wanted to bring home with me.

Walter45Auto · 06-03-2007, 13:44

I know of a guy who field stripped an issued 1911 and sent it home inside a record player. Still has it to this day, I'm told.

Navy HMC · 06-03-2007, 23:33

If a friend shows you a film of hot girls shooting automatic wepaons and you think: "Man, she has absolutely the worst muzzle control I have ever seen." "She swept every one three times now." and "I will never go shooting with her, she still has her finger on the trigger even though the gun is pointed behind her."

Sorry guys, there is no hope for me. Just give me a good gun, some food and a case of ammo and I'll be fine.

***Glockdude1*** · 06-04-2007, 08:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Navy HMC
If a friend shows you a film of hot girls shooting automatic wepaons and you think: "Man, she has absolutely the worst muzzle control I have ever seen." "She swept every one three times now." and "I will never go shooting with her, she still has her finger on the trigger even though the gun is pointed behind her."

Sorry guys, there is no hope for me. Just give me a good gun, some food and a case of ammo and I'll be fine.

......You get frustrated when you are trying to see which model of weapon she is firing, but she won't stand still long enough!!!!!

Batesmotel · 06-04-2007, 09:38

I know a guy (went to school with his brother) who mailed home an M16A1. His mother turned him in. He got 20 months (he had 20 months to go on his 4 year enlistment) at "hard" labor (pushed a lawn mower at Ft.Benning).

When he got out with his dis-honorable discharge he asked the AG office if he could keep the rifle!

Now that's nuts.

Walter45Auto · 06-04-2007, 10:11

His own mother turned him in!?

eddief4 · 06-04-2007, 11:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Walter45Auto
His own mother turned him in!?

now that ain't right

Navy HMC · 06-04-2007, 13:34

If after getting a dishonorable discharge for mailing home an M-16, you ask the AG if you get to keep it.

That my friends is a gun nut.

For the lurkers here, yes, we know that he can't own firearms after getting a DH...

But he does get style points. A bit stupid and wrong, but stylish. (But negative style points for his mom turning him in)

Navy HMC · 06-04-2007, 13:54

By the way folks: The Official list is now over 800!!!!

The list is inbound to all who have requested it in the past:
Walter45Auto
Sario528
Someday
cougar_guy04
GunsRmyProzac
ReyFufuRulesAll
David9966

And the original poster: Glockdude1