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Old 02-23-2007, 22:21   #741
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If someone says that they have too many guns, and you try to have them declared a "bad parent", so you can "adopt" their guns.
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Old 02-24-2007, 20:33   #742
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Sario...we will be serving you the papers Monday morning!!!
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Old 02-24-2007, 22:33   #743
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Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing infront of your safe trying to decide which one.
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Old 02-24-2007, 23:51   #744
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Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing infront of your safe trying to decide which one.
Haha that gave me a great mental picture.
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Old 02-25-2007, 06:42   #745
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Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing infront of your safe trying to decide which one.



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Old 02-25-2007, 06:43   #746
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If you have ever purchased a gun simply because you liked how it looked in a movie!





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Old 02-25-2007, 23:47   #747
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A-hem...guilty as charged.
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:52   #748
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A-hem...guilty as charged.
Sentence: 50 lashes with a wet noodle. NEXT!
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Old 03-03-2007, 04:16   #749
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If you make plans more than a year in advance so you will be able to attend all the gun shows within a 200 mile radius.

If your route to and from said gun shows includes a detour to a local range to test out any possible new toys.

If the weapon checkers at the door almost always ask "What is that?" and "Where did you get one of those?"
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:31   #750
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If the weapon checkers at the door almost always ask "What is that?" and "Where did you get one of those?"
.......And, "How much you want for it?"

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Old 03-03-2007, 12:33   #751
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If you call home while at a gun show-just as you're leaving to see if she needs anything on your way home and the VERY first words out of her mouth - even before "Hi" are "I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"

(happened about 20 minutes ago)
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:39   #752
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Navy - Thats horrible.... my girl doesnt get frustrated about my gun purchases at all! In fact she has inspired several!! haha
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Old 03-03-2007, 15:31   #753
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You here the song "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" on the radio and it reminds you to get moving on your AR build.
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Old 03-03-2007, 16:48   #754
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"I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"
........All the while the "new toy" is riding in the trunk.......

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Old 03-03-2007, 20:16   #755
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If you make plans more than a year in advance so you will be able to attend all the gun shows within a 200 mile radius.

If your route to and from said gun shows includes a detour to a local range to test out any possible new toys.

If the weapon checkers at the door almost always ask "What is that?" and "Where did you get one of those?"










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Old 03-04-2007, 00:50   #756
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Re: you might be a gun nut if

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-if you're on a first name basis with the manager, or at least dealer at a local gun shop (required, IMHO)
-if the gun store calls you to let you know about something they have in stock (that you didn't ask for)
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:28   #757
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........All the while the "new toy" is riding in the trunk.......

As quoted above:



Umm...Quilty as charged?
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-if an employee of the gun shop, while showing you HIS personally owned weapon, can't find the serial number, and asks YOU where it is (and you know)
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Old 03-04-2007, 15:30   #759
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If you call home while at a gun show-just as you're leaving to see if she needs anything on your way home and the VERY first words out of her mouth - even before "Hi" are "I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"

(happened about 20 minutes ago)
If the wife makes you leave all credit cards and the checkbook at home when you go to a gun show.....
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Old 03-04-2007, 15:34   #760
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If the wife makes you leave all credit cards and the checkbook at home when you go to a gun show.....

....You make a CASH withdrawal the day before the gun show!!!

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