"You Might Be A Gun Nut If" - Page 34

Andy W · 04-06-2007, 13:43

You might be a gun nut if you double-tap every time you use a spray bottle.

Walter45Auto · 04-06-2007, 17:29

Well, my stove top get's REALLY greasy when I cook on it!

chewybaca67 · 04-06-2007, 18:11

"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

You wake up suddenly and "rack" the slide on your alarm clock as it goes off.......Oh wait!....It doesn't have a slide!

dan20703 · 04-07-2007, 15:39

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Originally posted by Josh885
This thread should be stickied.

It doesn't have to be. Everyone responds so often it stays at the top!

Navy HMC · 04-07-2007, 23:34

True. Surprisingly, that's not ont the list. So, in dan2073's honor:

If you respond to the "You Might Be A Gun Nut If..." thread even if only to keep it on page one. (#711!)

Walter45Auto · 04-08-2007, 12:29

This thread's turning into a real party.

Navy HMC · 04-09-2007, 02:43

If you're with friend at the range and offer a good buddies brother a Glock 36 to shoot because you know he's never shot one before and his reply to your offer is: "Damn Navy, what don't you have?!!!!"

If you bring enough guns to a shoot with buddies that all 7 lanes on the range are shooting your guns.

Happened Saturday.

***Glockdude1*** · 04-09-2007, 10:34

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Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you bring enough guns to a shoot with buddies that all 7 lanes on the range are shooting your guns.

.......And supplied the ammo for each weapon!!!!!

Walter45Auto · 04-09-2007, 11:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you're with friend at the range and offer a good buddies brother a Glock 36 to shoot because you know he's never shot one before and his reply to your offer is: "Damn Navy, what don't you have?!!!!"

If you bring enough guns to a shoot with buddies that all 7 lanes on the range are shooting your guns.

Happened Saturday.

I had a guy let me shoot his GLOCK 23 at the range one time (That's when I started to like the GLOCKs. Had shot a G36 before and didn't like it.), and my dad let him shoot his semi-auto Tommy gun. This guy's 8 year old son wanted to shoot it, but he told him "No, son. It's a really heavy gun. I don't think you'd be able to hold it." Naturally the boy was a bit disappointed, So I pulled out my Ruger P90, and asked his dad "If It's ok with you, he's welcome to shoot this one." He said it was fine. The boy loved shooting a .45!

I have heard that question I dunno HOW many times at the range or showing guns to frinds or family. AND I NEVER GET TIRED of hearng it!

I've also filled up my share of shooting lanes with my guns. Never the whole thing though. Garland Public Shooting Range is a fairly big range.

Navy HMC · 04-09-2007, 16:35

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Originally posted by Glockdude1
.......And supplied the ammo for each weapon!!!!!

Well, that goes without saying.

mike253 · 04-11-2007, 08:32

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Originally posted by David_G17
-if you named a dog after a gun.

I know a guy that named his dog Ruger

eddief4 · 04-11-2007, 13:20

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Originally posted by mike253
I know a guy that named his dog Ruger

you know that's not a bad name

Walter45Auto · 04-11-2007, 15:29

I know a lady who named a puppy she bred Ruger, but then she changed it so she didn't get too attached to him before she sold him. She should have kept him; he was an awesome dog.

Navy HMC · 04-12-2007, 02:15

If you get a little excited when you see that you are view #34,000 !!!

bigredd692 · 04-15-2007, 20:30

you might be a gun nut if
>>you sold your kidney to buy more guns and ammo
>>you tried to talk your wife/girlfriend into selling hers to buy more guns and ammo
>>cheaper than dirt automatically sends you ammo every month
>>if your mom buys you a gun safe to protect the grandkids(guilty)thanks mom
the local,county and state police have your home and cell number on speed dial for the major SHTF situation.
>>the fire department has your house preplanned in case of a fire.
>>your insurance company dropped you because of all the ammo stored in the house.
>>you had to crawl under the house and put in more supports under the walk in closet because the ammo makes the floor sage.
>>DOT stopped the UPS truck on the way to your house with ammo and fined him for no explosive or lead hazard placards.

i just bought a toyota tun 4x4. there is a compartment on the door that will hold a 27/22 mag. had several stored in the console on the ceiling until the wife opened one and a mag fel out and broke a finger nail. spent several days in the dog house for that one.

sario528 · 04-15-2007, 20:53

You are a true gun nut. I salute you.

Also,

***Glockdude1*** · 04-15-2007, 21:12

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Originally posted by bigredd692
i just bought a toyota tun 4x4. there is a compartment on the door that will hold a 27/22 mag. had several stored in the console on the ceiling until the wife opened one and a mag fel out and broke a finger nail. spent several days in the dog house for that one.

........You buy a car/truck just because it has "hiding places" for weapons & extra magazines.........

Navy HMC · 04-16-2007, 22:02

If a friend boasts about his personal arsenal of 10 guns and you can't remember when you had "only" 10 guns.

If your friend refuses to believe the actual number of guns you have.

If he looks totally defeated when you show him. Not to mention in total awe.

IF he says he now has a purpose in life-to catch up with you and your collection.

If your friend looks at a particular gun and says "I didn't know they actually made a gun like that.

And with these 4, we are up to 730 entries! So GunsRmyProzac: you now have enough for 2 years of "You Might be a Gun Nut If.." daily calndar entries. (thought we'd forgetten, huh?)

***Glockdude1*** · 04-17-2007, 08:04

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Originally posted by Navy HMC
And with these 4, we are up to 730 entries! So GunsRmyProzac: you now have enough for 2 years of "You Might be a Gun Nut If.." daily calndar entries. (thought we'd forgetten, huh?)

A "You Might Be A Gun Nut" Calendar??? Now that is a great idea. With all the weapons we all own, we would have enough pics for the next 100yrs!!

cougar_guy04 · 04-17-2007, 08:13

In your eyes, an "around the world" party is a day at the range where you get to shoot as many guns from as many different countries as possible.

Quote:

Originally posted by Navy HMC
And with these 4, we are up to 730 entries! So GunsRmyProzac: you now have enough for 2 years of "You Might be a Gun Nut If.." daily calndar entries. (thought we'd forgetten, huh?)

I'll take one!

Navy HMC · 04-17-2007, 08:24

Un fortunately, there is no actual calendar.

GunsRmyProzac had made a comment about it back on 12-28-06 and thought I'd remind him of it when we got to 730-731 in case of a leap year.

cougar_guy04 · 04-17-2007, 08:42

I figured, it's a nice thought though.

Navy HMC · 04-18-2007, 10:56

If you get excited by the prospect of a "You might be a Gun Nut" calendar.

sorry cougar, had to do it.

ebigfish · 04-19-2007, 22:07

ditto that!

**SomeDay** · 04-19-2007, 22:36

Gun Nut calandar with pictures! Sign me up!