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03-03-2007, 11:33
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If you call home while at a gun show-just as you're leaving to see if she needs anything on your way home and the VERY first words out of her mouth - even before "Hi" are "I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"
(happened about 20 minutes ago)
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03-03-2007, 11:39
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#752
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Navy - Thats horrible.... my girl doesnt get frustrated about my gun purchases at all! In fact she has inspired several!! haha 
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03-03-2007, 14:31
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#753
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You here the song "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" on the radio and it reminds you to get moving on your AR build.
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03-03-2007, 15:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navy HMC
"I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"
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........All the while the "new toy" is riding in the trunk.......
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03-03-2007, 19:16
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#755
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"If You carry a gun, they call you paranoid. That's Ridiculous! If I've got a gun what do I have to be paranoid about?" Clint Smith, Thunder Ranch.
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03-03-2007, 23:50
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#756
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Re: you might be a gun nut if
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Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you're on a first name basis with the manager, or at least dealer at a local gun shop (required, IMHO)
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-if the gun store calls you to let you know about something they have in stock (that you didn't ask for)
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03-04-2007, 02:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Glockdude1
........All the while the "new toy" is riding in the trunk.......
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As quoted above:
Umm...Quilty as charged?  
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03-04-2007, 14:28
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-if an employee of the gun shop, while showing you HIS personally owned weapon, can't find the serial number, and asks YOU where it is (and you know)
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03-04-2007, 14:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you call home while at a gun show-just as you're leaving to see if she needs anything on your way home and the VERY first words out of her mouth - even before "Hi" are "I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"
(happened about 20 minutes ago)
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If the wife makes you leave all credit cards and the checkbook at home when you go to a gun show.....
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03-04-2007, 14:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by vafish
If the wife makes you leave all credit cards and the checkbook at home when you go to a gun show.....
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....You make a CASH withdrawal the day before the gun show!!!
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03-05-2007, 00:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by vafish
If the wife makes you leave all credit cards and the checkbook at home when you go to a gun show.....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Glockdude1
....You make a CASH withdrawal the day before the gun show!!!
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Have you and Vafish been spying on me lately? I mean it's scary! 
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03-05-2007, 05:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Have you and Vafish been spying on me lately? I mean it's scary!
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No but I think somewhere there is a super secret forum for the spouses of Glock Talk members where they plot against us.
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03-05-2007, 07:34
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03-07-2007, 17:58
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.......You CANNOT leave a gunshop/gunshow without buying SOMETHING !!!!!!
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03-07-2007, 23:47
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Anything you can't do pantless, isn't worth doing.
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03-08-2007, 03:09
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#766
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MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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03-08-2007, 06:57
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If you’re visiting a local gun shop and hear the owner say “See that guy over there? He can tell you everything you ever want to know about this gun” (yesterday!)
If you get a 10% discount on your purchase and 6 months added to your range membership because you just helped sell a $3500 rifle.
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MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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03-08-2007, 10:14
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#768
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03-08-2007, 15:02
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#769
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Quote:
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
Well you can NEVER Have too much ammo after all, right?!!!
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Never!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-08-2007, 19:40
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2 times you can have too much ammo.
When You're on fire.
When You're trying to swim.
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03-08-2007, 20:14
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#771
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Ahhh tiny bits of brass in my bum! *runs around on fire with popping noises going off*
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03-09-2007, 02:23
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#772
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too much ammo
when your gun doesn't work
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03-09-2007, 12:07
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#773
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Your brother is writing a paper for a poli-sci class and calls to ask for how to spell Molon Labe.
Your brother quotes your gun control stance in that section of his paper, "I have a firm grasp on gun control . . . I hit my targets."
His professor is gonna **** a brick
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03-09-2007, 12:44
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#774
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Quote:
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
His professor is gonna **** a brick
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you might be a gun nut if:
-you are willing to bring liberal professors to the shooting range, if only to watch their amazement that they can see more than one gun in plain sight, and nobody gets killed, raped, or robbed
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03-09-2007, 13:32
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#775
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If your house catches on fire and the firefighters cannot go near it for all the ammo exploding.
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