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01-04-2007, 15:39
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Originally posted by Navy HMC
If Your wife looks at you and asks "okay, where did you conceal your gun today?"
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........And you enjoy letting her "find it".......... 
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01-04-2007, 16:12
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#627
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LIVED THE GOOD LIFE,FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-10-2007, 16:10
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#628
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If you are in a store and smell Hoppes No. 9 and you immediately think "Some one is carrying concealed around here." (Happened yesterday)
If you smell Hoppes No. 9 and immediatley think about guns-and whether or not to go home and clean yours.
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MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-10-2007, 20:42
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#629
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If you have your FOID card number memorized . . . but can't remember your DL number to save your life.
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01-10-2007, 21:02
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I thought FOID cards were Illinois, not "Home of the lifetime CHL" Indianna. 
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LIVED THE GOOD LIFE,FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-10-2007, 21:03
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#631
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navy HMC
I thought FOID cards were Illinois, not "Home of the lifetime CHL" Indianna.
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I'm still a registered inmate over in People's Republic of Illinois.
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01-11-2007, 01:17
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#632
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LIVED THE GOOD LIFE,FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-13-2007, 21:12
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If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."
If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.
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01-13-2007, 22:15
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#634
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If you correct people on gun message boards when they say "clip" instead of "Magazine".
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01-14-2007, 06:59
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you might be a gun nut
-if when someone says they read a magazine you wonder for what, and what capacity and why they were reading it
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
-if you keep a gun mounted to the underside of your toilet tank cover just in case you need something to do while leaving a big one
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If you can see it you can shoot it, if you can shoot it you can kill it, if you can kill it you can eat it, unless its people.
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01-14-2007, 14:23
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#636
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Re: you might be a gun nut
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Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
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If mine's anything decent, there may be some ammo bought with it, but most likely it will be spent on a Mossy
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01-14-2007, 16:25
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Re: you might be a gun nut
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Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
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I plan on using $1500 for a nice 1911, holster, mags & ammo.
In "gun nut" tradition I can't decide on which 1911 to get!! Kimber, Springfield, Para, Wilson???
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01-14-2007, 23:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Josh885
If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."
If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.
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 wow, I'm not the only one!
seriously, it's an "interesting" book, to say the least.
still...
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01-14-2007, 23:27
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"Don't bring a knife to a chainsaw fight."-Fear Night
"I have more important things to do than wear pants."-my lil' bro
Anything you can't do pantless, isn't worth doing.
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01-15-2007, 09:33
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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01-15-2007, 14:05
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LIVED THE GOOD LIFE,FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-17-2007, 20:15
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If your one of the people that helps to put on the ROTC shoots at you're school . . . and you're not ROTC.
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01-18-2007, 16:23
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If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
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Navy Corpsman-50% Sailor, 50% Marine 150% Dedicated
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LIVED THE GOOD LIFE,FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-18-2007, 16:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
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 Some of the guys and gals there, it doesn't take much.
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01-18-2007, 17:50
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Quote:
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If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
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The first time I went to F.L.E.T.C in Ga for training, I shot a "smiley face" with the 9mm pistols we were using. The instructors were NOT smiling when they saw my target. Yes, I passed, but I was warned NOT to do it again. Some people just don't have a sense of humor!!!!
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01-18-2007, 21:48
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#646
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LIVED THE GOOD LIFE,FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
MAY WE NEVER FORGET!
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01-19-2007, 00:15
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#647
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I got it for x-mas as kind of a joke gift. I thought it had some funny stuff in it especially some of the pictures. 
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01-20-2007, 09:21
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#648
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IF you didn't realize that HOPPE's #9 IS NOT an aftershave lotion until you read this thread.
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01-21-2007, 10:05
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#649
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......Every time you hear a car back fire, you try to guess what caliber it could be..........
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01-21-2007, 15:21
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#650
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When you hear on TV one person ask another, "Are you packing?" You quickly look up to see if you can get a glimpse of their carry rig, but, sadly, you see a suitcase on the screen and they were talking about packing for a trip.
This happened to me earlier this week.
Mike, yeah, I'm a gun nut.
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