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Old 11-15-2006, 19:06   #501
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you post just to bump to 500.
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Old 11-15-2006, 19:07   #502
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If the sound of full auto fire makes you feel warm inside.

i]Originally posted by Glockdude1 [/i]
........And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!

I love the sounds of outbound .50 cal BMG! A nice warm fussy feeling-sounds like...victory! (Big-Duke 6, forgive me!)

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Old 11-15-2006, 20:14   #503
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You might be a One Nut Gun Nut if:

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=976235

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin


WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.
I'll bet he won't have the BALLS to try that again!!!

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Old 11-16-2006, 02:11   #504
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You might be a One Nut Gun Nut if:

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=976235

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin


WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.


Originally posted by Glockdude1
I'll bet he won't have the BALLS to try that again!!!

Actually he won't have the "ball" to do that again. Unfortunately since he didn't fully remove himself from the gene pool, he doesn't qualify for a Darwin award.

I guess now he won't be able to say "I'd give my left nut to (fill in the blank)"
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Old 11-16-2006, 22:21   #505
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........And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!

When I was a kid, we would lay in our pool during a warm summer night and play "name that caliber". We would try and guess: what caliber, where it came from, and how long it would take the police to respond. Ah, the good ole days!
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:16   #506
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you post just to bump to 500.
Nah, we're only up to 453 entires....
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:51   #507
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Nah, we're only up to 453 entires....
........And counting!!!!!!!!!

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Old 11-18-2006, 16:39   #508
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If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.

If your wife gets you an early present, wraps it and gets mad when you pick it up and ask "Glock 26?"
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Old 11-19-2006, 11:30   #509
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If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.


And the shakes her head when you reply "What's that"
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Old 11-19-2006, 11:33   #510
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........You love recieving gifts that require ammo!!!!

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Old 11-19-2006, 11:44   #511
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If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.
Or:
Your mother has run out of gift ideas for you and asks if you'd like a gift card or the like for ammo for your .45.

Woke up this morning and my mom asked when I was buying my handgun (told her I was buying it on my 21st birthday or shortly thereafter). She then asked if ammo for it would be a good Christmas present . . . ummmm, YES! She then asked if there was anything else that I wanted, told her a Fobus Paddle Holster and Double Mag pouch for the range would be very nice.


Man, my mom goes from "No guns in this house!" to buying me accessories for my handgun for my Christmas/birthday. Guess I'm gonna have to build her that home in Kentucky or Tennessee after all.

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Old 11-19-2006, 11:47   #512
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If...

- You asked for a CTAC IWB Glock Holster for X-Mas, eventhough carrying is strictly forbidden in your country...
- bought a G26 when you can only shoot targets from 25yds
- are hardly thinking on how to move to the USA so you could have a CCW
- can't find a LEO to get to the range with you cuz' they know they won't be able to compete
- get the all Police crew come and talk gun matters with you when you come to renew your owning agreements as they see your gun list
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Old 11-19-2006, 19:05   #513
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-if you go online and buy a gunsafe big enough to have room for extra guns.

-then when you get the safe delivered, you relized that you have already outgrown it.
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Old 11-19-2006, 20:06   #514
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-if you go online and buy a gunsafe big enough to have room for extra guns.

-then when you get the safe delivered, you relized that you have already outgrown it.
You sir, have now acheived Hero status!!!!!!
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Old 11-19-2006, 20:07   #515
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-then when you get the safe delivered, you relized that you have already outgrown it.
..........One week later.
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Old 11-22-2006, 22:27   #516
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Quote:
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........You love recieving gifts that require ammo!!!!

YOU KNOW IT!!!









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Old 11-24-2006, 20:42   #517
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....when instead of asking what you want for a gift, they give you gift cards to Gander Mountain....

....when you tell your mom that "I just bought another" and she asks "what caliber?"

....when your best range buddy moves out of the area and you wonder "how many DIDN'T I get to try?"

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Old 11-25-2006, 22:02   #518
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This is the only one I can think of:

......You are asked why you carry a .45, and you respond: Because they don't make a good .50!

(Some Texas Highway Patrolman)

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Old 11-25-2006, 22:11   #519
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Same here-I have a few I have "legitimaized by cleaning when she is around:

"When did you get THAT?"

A long time ago...why?

"Well, I have never seen that one before."

You said they all look alike to you, I showed this one to you about 4 years ago.

"Oh?!"
Awesome, and I thought I was original using this.
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Old 11-25-2006, 22:15   #520
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Awesome, and I thought I was original using this.
........You have more than 3 weapons your wife/better half, does NOT know about!!!!!

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