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Old 01-04-2007, 15:39   #626
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If Your wife looks at you and asks "okay, where did you conceal your gun today?"
........And you enjoy letting her "find it"..........

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Old 01-04-2007, 16:12   #627
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........And you enjoy letting her "find it"..........


Ahem!....I will neither confirm nor deny...

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Old 01-10-2007, 16:10   #628
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If you are in a store and smell Hoppes No. 9 and you immediately think "Some one is carrying concealed around here." (Happened yesterday)

If you smell Hoppes No. 9 and immediatley think about guns-and whether or not to go home and clean yours.
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Old 01-10-2007, 20:42   #629
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If you have your FOID card number memorized . . . but can't remember your DL number to save your life.
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Old 01-10-2007, 21:02   #630
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I thought FOID cards were Illinois, not "Home of the lifetime CHL" Indianna.
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Old 01-10-2007, 21:03   #631
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I thought FOID cards were Illinois, not "Home of the lifetime CHL" Indianna.
I'm still a registered inmate over in People's Republic of Illinois.
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:17   #632
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Poor guy, you have my sympathies.
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Old 01-13-2007, 21:12   #633
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If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."

If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.
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Old 01-13-2007, 22:15   #634
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If you correct people on gun message boards when they say "clip" instead of "Magazine".
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Old 01-14-2007, 06:59   #635
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you might be a gun nut

-if when someone says they read a magazine you wonder for what, and what capacity and why they were reading it
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
-if you keep a gun mounted to the underside of your toilet tank cover just in case you need something to do while leaving a big one
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Old 01-14-2007, 14:23   #636
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Re: you might be a gun nut

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-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
If mine's anything decent, there may be some ammo bought with it, but most likely it will be spent on a Mossy
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Old 01-14-2007, 16:25   #637
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Re: you might be a gun nut

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-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
I plan on using $1500 for a nice 1911, holster, mags & ammo.

In "gun nut" tradition I can't decide on which 1911 to get!! Kimber, Springfield, Para, Wilson???

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Old 01-14-2007, 23:20   #638
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If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."

If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.
wow, I'm not the only one!

seriously, it's an "interesting" book, to say the least.


still...

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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

ALL OTHER THREADS SALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THIS ONE AND HAND IN THEIR WIMPY 9MM'S, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS A .50BMG CCW!!!

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Old 01-15-2007, 09:33   #640
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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

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Old 01-15-2007, 14:05   #641
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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

ALL OTHER THREADS SALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THIS ONE AND HAND IN THEIR WIMPY 9MM'S, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS A .50BMG CCW!!!





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Old 01-17-2007, 20:15   #642
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If your one of the people that helps to put on the ROTC shoots at you're school . . . and you're not ROTC.
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Old 01-18-2007, 16:23   #643
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If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
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Old 01-18-2007, 16:24   #644
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If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
Some of the guys and gals there, it doesn't take much.
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Old 01-18-2007, 17:50   #645
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If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
The first time I went to F.L.E.T.C in Ga for training, I shot a "smiley face" with the 9mm pistols we were using. The instructors were NOT smiling when they saw my target. Yes, I passed, but I was warned NOT to do it again. Some people just don't have a sense of humor!!!!

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Old 01-18-2007, 21:48   #646
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"Have A Nice Day"

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Old 01-19-2007, 00:15   #647
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wow, I'm not the only one!

seriously, it's an "interesting" book, to say the least.


still...

I got it for x-mas as kind of a joke gift. I thought it had some funny stuff in it especially some of the pictures.
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:21   #648
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IF you didn't realize that HOPPE's #9 IS NOT an aftershave lotion until you read this thread.
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......Every time you hear a car back fire, you try to guess what caliber it could be..........
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Old 01-21-2007, 15:21   #650
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When you hear on TV one person ask another, "Are you packing?" You quickly look up to see if you can get a glimpse of their carry rig, but, sadly, you see a suitcase on the screen and they were talking about packing for a trip.

This happened to me earlier this week.

Mike, yeah, I'm a gun nut.
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