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Old 09-14-2006, 13:36   #401
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-Your kids can shoot the Mozambique drill before they learn where Mozambique IS in geography class


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Old 09-14-2006, 17:45   #402
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-You mention getting a porn mag at Wal-Mart and your friends ask "Guns & Ammo or Shotgun News?"
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Old 09-15-2006, 19:13   #403
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-Your kids can shoot the Mozambique drill before they learn where Mozambique IS in geography class
Just asked this one where Mozambique is. He has no clue.



13 year old son shooting USPSA:

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Old 09-16-2006, 02:43   #404
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:22   #405
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...If you see Navy's post above, and are now disappointed that you haven't learned the Mozambique drill yet...









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Old 09-16-2006, 05:31   #406
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If you can't drag your butt out of bed at 8 or 10 during the week, but on Saturday morning you're up and on GLOCKTALK before 6:30. (But to be fair..... I AM getting my stuff together for dog training, and to go to the gunrange after training. )









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Old 09-18-2006, 15:50   #407
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......A family member buys you a bottle of Hoppes #9 as a gift, and you use it as colgone!!!!!!

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Old 09-20-2006, 09:21   #408
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You might be a gun nut if:
...you know you picked the right college after you find out they have a school sponsored gun club.
...you've ever decided to go clean the Gun Club's guns with a bunch of the RO's instead of going out on a Saturday night.
...same as above but with reloading ammo instead of cleaning guns.

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Old 09-20-2006, 13:23   #409
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.........You have 3 children, who's first initial's of each name are "N.R.A".........

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Old 09-21-2006, 07:37   #410
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You might be a gun nut if:
...you know you picked the right college after you find out they have a school sponsored gun club.
Or your daughter gets a scholarship to a college on the rifle (or shotgun) team.


(FYI - Last time I counted there were 27 NCAA Division 1 colleges with rifle teams and scholarships. There are quite a few more with shotgun teams)
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:48   #411
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........Your son and/or daughter is competing in a college gun match, and you are the only one in the stand with a pair of binoculars so huge, people swear they look like 2 telescopes bolted together!!!!

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Old 09-21-2006, 19:27   #412
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........Your son and/or daughter is competing in a college gun match, and you are the only one in the stand with a pair of binoculars so huge, people swear they look like 2 telescopes bolted together!!!!

The new all electronis targets at the OTC were driving me crazy. I can't stand to watch my kid shoot.
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You clean out your truck and find 150 rounds of forgotten ammunition you bought 4 months ago because it was on sale....
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:17   #414
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...If you see Navy's post above, and are now disappointed that you haven't learned the Mozambique drill yet...



If after reading about the Mozambique drill you spend 150 rounds trying to become proficient with it.

If you are pleased that you picked up the Mozambique drill quickly after you found out what it was.
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Gun Nut Surprise!!! <---- Click it!!

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If after reading about the Mozambique drill you spend 150 rounds trying to become proficient with it.

If you are pleased that you picked up the Mozambique drill quickly after you found out what it was.
As soon as I can get time to go to the range I wll!









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Old 09-30-2006, 20:57   #417
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Old 10-01-2006, 01:44   #418
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When transporting guns to the range for your gun club's first "big shoot" of the year, you discover that you can fit 17 cased long guns in your car. (I know, it's kind of weak, but I was impressed at the capacity)

God bless the American-made land yachts
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:04   #419
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When transporting guns to the range for your gun club's first "big shoot" of the year, you discover that you can fit 17 cased long guns in your car. (I know, it's kind of weak, but I was impressed at the capacity)

God bless the American-made land yachts
Light weight! How about 10 long arms and 15 pistols in a Fiero with two occupants?


It'll work though to get on the list.
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Light weight! How about 10 long arms and 15 pistols in a Fiero with two occupants?


It'll work though to get on the list.
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