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Old 03-01-2014, 16:00   #1
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God's best designs

Some of God's more successful designs have to be rodents. Rabbits and squirrels in your garden, rats and mice in your barn/shed/home, beavers in the rivers, etc.

It's an unwinnable war.
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Old 03-01-2014, 16:44   #2
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Roaches.
I've heard they are actually the best. Angels really hate them. All angels do.
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Some of God's more successful designs have to be rodents. Rabbits and squirrels in your garden, rats and mice in your barn/shed/home, beavers in the rivers, etc.
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They do service a purpose, just not sure what.
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Fibonacci sequence. Found through all of nature.
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Fibonacci sequence. Found through all of nature.
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Some of God's more successful designs have to be rodents. Rabbits and squirrels in your garden, rats and mice in your barn/shed/home, beavers in the rivers, etc.

It's an unwinnable war.
But it is a winnable war.

In fact one of God's best designs is more than capable of taking out another.

If you wanna talk about destructive designs, the problem is...
The really smart rodents don't hang out near active volcanoes.
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Some of God's more successful designs have to be rodents. Rabbits and squirrels in your garden, rats and mice in your barn/shed/home, beavers in the rivers, etc.

It's an unwinnable war.
Kangaroo's come to mind, although it's not clear how Noah managed to spirit them and other antipodean creatures to the ark.
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Common housecat. Perfectly adapted to what they are meant to do.

What else kills with abandon and yet has women everywhere (and some men) wanting it to sit in their lap and let them pet it?
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Old 03-03-2014, 12:57   #14
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Common housecat. Perfectly adapted to what they are meant to do.

What else kills with abandon and yet has women everywhere (and some men) wanting it to sit in their lap and let them pet it?
Its only natural enemy is the vacuum cleaner.

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Fibonacci sequence. Found through all of nature.
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Roaches.

This. The roaches were here before the ascent of man and will be here long after our decline.
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I never thought of rabbits and squirrels as being rodents.
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I never thought of rabbits and squirrels as being rodents.

Because the thought of eating rodents is gross.
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Because the thought of eating rodents is gross.
I have never eaten rabbits or squirrels. I have just thought of rodents as being rats and mice. Or a woodchuck.
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