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Old 10-24-2013, 09:26   #26
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I had a customer a couple weeks ago whose name was Richard Johnson and he lived on Peter ave.
Can't make that stuff up!
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Old 10-24-2013, 17:23   #27
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Knew a kid named Enus growing up. Don't remember his last name, but I remember his nickname!

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Old 10-24-2013, 17:52   #28
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Old 10-25-2013, 04:35   #29
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Back in high school when I worked at a local hardware store there was an asst. manager at one of the other store named John Sackrider. Imagine that on a name tape!
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Old 10-25-2013, 14:21   #30
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The worst I've seen since I've been on this assignment is a lady with the first name of Trashunda.

She was a real nice lady, too. If I could take private clients I would have offered to help her get it changed.
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Old 10-25-2013, 14:30   #31
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My neighbor is an assistant principle at a not-so-nice high school. One kid gives him all sorts of trouble. God given name of Danger Ross.
Are you sure "Danger" wasn't his middle name?
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Old 10-25-2013, 14:41   #32
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Are you sure "Danger" wasn't his middle name?


I checked in a guy named Richard Head. I'll bet he didn't go the common nickname.
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Old 10-26-2013, 05:39   #33
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Back a few years, a nearby agency had a corrections sergeant with the last name of Manlove. Really nice guy, and from what I understand, well-liked by his subordinates, but I can only imagine the patience he must have had to deal with 30 years of inmates making inmate jokes about his last name.
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Old 10-26-2013, 20:58   #34
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Old 10-26-2013, 22:41   #35
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Grew up with a guy last name Gaylord... he didn't enjoy a lot of his childhood... but the guy with first name Milord did just fine.
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Old 10-27-2013, 00:40   #36
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Back a few years, a nearby agency had a corrections sergeant with the last name of Manlove. Really nice guy, and from what I understand, well-liked by his subordinates, but I can only imagine the patience he must have had to deal with 30 years of inmates making inmate jokes about his last name.
There was an episode of Top Gear a few years ago where they all had nearly identical used BMW 325i's. They took them to a forensic guy to learn about the previous owners.

The forensic guys name? I may be wrong about his FIRST name, but......Richard Manlove.

Must be a not uncommon name for those of British decent.....
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:08   #37
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Two names that are legit, not changed upon adulthood:

I went to high school with a girl named Candy (Candace) Sprinkles. Parents doomed her to being a stripper.

I fellow we had in lock-up a couple of weeks ago- Willie Outlaw. Not William shortened to Willie. That one is great because it just a natural whether you say it first name last or first name first. Willie Outlaw::Outlaw Willie. Fantastic. Of course I called him Mr. Outlaw.
Was her grandmother Candy Samples ?
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:30   #38
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There was an Officer Candy Apple at a nearby agency.

At my agency, my supervisor is Sergeant Sargent and I work with an Officer Kopp.

Most interesting I have ever seen was a man named "Ponyboy". Not sure if it was given or selected later in life, but it was right there on his DL and a clear "Outsiders" reference.

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Old 10-28-2013, 02:44   #39
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I went to school with a Richard Long. I had a superintendant named Richard Brown, he insisted on being called Dick (and he was openly homosexual. I had an inmate named Jeff Gordon, who by the way lived in cell 24.
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I had a customer a couple weeks ago whose name was Richard Johnson and he lived on Peter ave.
Can't make that stuff up!
My uncle is Don Johnson, and he works at the Dick Johnson Fire Department.
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Are you sure "Danger" wasn't his middle name?
Danger is this guy's middle name.

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There was an Officer Candy Apple at a nearby agency.

At my agency, my supervisor is Sergeant Sargent and I work with an Officer Kopp.

Most interesting I have ever seen was a man named "Ponyboy". Not sure if it was given or selected later in life, but it was right there on his DL and a clear "Outsiders" reference.

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I knew a Captain Sargent who used to be Sergeant Sargent back in the day. Smart guy. First name was Scott, I think. Forgot, haven't seen him in... forever.
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Old 11-02-2013, 21:29   #43
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I arrested a woman for retail theft whose first name is "Honisty". (Yes, that is how it is spelled). She is a hopeless street thug with a long record.

During my interview with her I actually heard myself make the following statement: "Do NOT lie to me Honisty!" :eek:
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Old 11-03-2013, 07:45   #44
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The best names from high school. Chuck Key and another named Harry Savage.
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Old 11-04-2013, 06:28   #45
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Old 11-04-2013, 10:19   #46
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I went to school with a Phuc Mi Truc. My ex-girlfriend went to school with Mi Diep Bich. Not making any of this up.
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Old 11-04-2013, 11:04   #47
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I went to school with a Richard Long. I had a superintendant named Richard Brown, he insisted on being called Dick (and he was openly homosexual. I had an inmate named Jeff Gordon, who by the way lived in cell 24.
I think we had that inmate when I worked for the state here, too.
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Old 11-11-2013, 01:10   #48
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There was an Officer Candy Apple at a nearby agency.

At my agency, my supervisor is Sergeant Sargent and I work with an Officer Kopp.

Most interesting I have ever seen was a man named "Ponyboy". Not sure if it was given or selected later in life, but it was right there on his DL and a clear "Outsiders" reference.

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My first department has a Sergeant Sarget. Three Gunns and a Koppers. Lol
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