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Old 07-06-2013, 19:53   #1
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I've been drunk all day.

That's pretty hard (easy) to do.

I'm not proud. Just mellowly accommodating.

I woke up at noon, hung over, and found some rum in that little cupboard over the refrigerator.

I've been acting like Captain Jack Sparrow all day!

I'm not as cute as Jack, but I'm pretty cunning.

And, I have illegal fireworks.
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Old 07-06-2013, 19:57   #2
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What, no inspiring words?


How 'bout a lyric or two?
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Old 07-06-2013, 20:01   #3
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Oh, yes...been there, done that, got the t-shirt...and puked all over it!
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Old 07-06-2013, 20:05   #4
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I posted a severe song lyric thread yesterday, before the rummage. (That was only an after work drunk, not an ALL-DAY drunk.) (go back a page or two)

It didn't impress too many people here.

The Irish guys got it.
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Old 07-06-2013, 20:08   #5
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Oh, yes...been there, done that, got the t-shirt...and puked all over it!
I just washed the green shag rug that we keep around the toilet.

Don't drink rum and eat four day old Chinese lobster rice.

I'm blaming it on the lobster.
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Old 07-06-2013, 21:13   #6
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I just washed the green shag rug that we keep around the toilet.

Don't drink rum and eat four day old Chinese lobster rice.

I'm blaming it on the lobster.

When you sober up I hope you regret typing this post, finding it as disgusting as I do...
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Old 07-06-2013, 21:25   #7
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no biggie I'm drunk everyday glad to hear other people like to enjoy life and say f it
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Old 07-06-2013, 21:30   #8
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Dude.... Lol

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Old 07-06-2013, 21:30   #9
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You say that as if its some sort of accomplishment.
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Old 07-06-2013, 21:36   #10
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Um, okay.
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Old 07-06-2013, 21:45   #11
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Old 07-06-2013, 22:40   #12
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The Kid must be down for the count.

I sure wouldn't let that one slide
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Old 07-06-2013, 23:35   #13
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my drunk post wasn't worth the impending hassle. disregard.
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Old 07-07-2013, 00:53   #14
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:17   #15
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OMG!

Lootie, is that you?

We haven't heard from you since you scored those Heinekens in New Orleans after Katrina.

How is the hair doing?
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:25   #16
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As long as no women folk and the law are trying to jam you up for that you got no problems. Other than a nasty hangover.

Remember, drink from the well - throw up in the well...

Keep it wired tight.

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Alcohol and gasoline mix like gunpowder and alcohol.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:53   #17
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Nothing more dangerous than a drunk driving or shooting.
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Old 07-07-2013, 06:59   #18
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Not drunk enough if no misspelling or grammar, etc. bottoms up dude.
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Old 07-07-2013, 08:48   #19
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The lamp in my office is missing and it appears that someone has polished all of my boots.
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:07   #20
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With the intellect of a gnat.
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The lamp in my office is missing and it appears that someone has polished all of my boots.
Do yourself a favor and stop posting.
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:19   #22
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:22   #23
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:54   #24
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The words "drunk" and "illegal" in a single post.

What a surprise.


Waiting for the "bail" post.

ETA - even funnier = use of the word "cunning" in the same post.
I guess alcohol does that to all of us at one time or another.
I can remember some "brilliant" ideas under the influence that didn't look so brilliant the next day.
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:04   #25
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I would admit that about none of my ideas have been better after alcohol consumption.
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