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Old 02-10-2013, 12:13   #221
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Maybe, but I hear she has satellites.
She'll know I might have accidentally called her old.
I'm doomed.
Drones a-comin' and no place to hide except behind Dinky.
Youse toast Doug,G ain't one of them there trusting souls.Old Testament is G.'08.
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Old 02-10-2013, 13:19   #222
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Y'all eat a big ol' chili dog for me after G vaporizes my butt.
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Old 02-10-2013, 13:45   #223
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Seating would be awkward.'08.
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Y'all eat a big ol' chili dog for me after G vaporizes my butt.
Vaporizing your butt is not really Geesie's style. Chafing underwear that rubs inconveniently during movement is more her MO.
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Vaporizing your butt is not really Geesie's style. Chafing underwear that rubs inconveniently during movement is more her MO.
I'm double doomed.
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Old 02-10-2013, 18:44   #226
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I'm double doomed.
Revel in your hopelessness! Geesie will admire THAT!
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Old 02-10-2013, 20:28   #227
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Groveling help, ya think?
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Groveling help, ya think?
A difficult call. Geesie dances to her own special beat.
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Old 02-10-2013, 22:41   #229
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And beats you while she's dancing.
Her talents are endless.

<--- will pay for video of G dancing
<--- will pay more for video of G dancing and whupping Dinky
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And beats you while she's dancing.
Her talents are endless.

<--- will pay for video of G dancing
<--- will pay more for video of G dancing and whupping Dinky
<--- Will pay MOST to be substitute for Dinky!
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Old 02-10-2013, 22:57   #231
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I will contact her agent forthwith.
Or, even faster. Maybe fifthwith.

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Old 02-11-2013, 02:01   #232
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Messin' with the G might ruin one's day.

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Old 02-11-2013, 08:37   #233
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You think G will give a discount to whup me and the rabbit together?
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You think G will give a discount to whup me and the rabbit together?
She knows the market among her admirers. She'll charge EXTRA for the group action.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:32   #236
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<--- will pay for video of G dancing
<----will pay cash, stuffing dollars into G's G-string, for live performance
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:16   #237
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She knows the market among her admirers. She'll charge EXTRA for the group action.
Gotta admire a smart businesswimmins, but group rates could bankrupt me.

You think that she can be tempted with chili dogs?
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:26   #238
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They done took to offerin to pay G for a beatin

If'n I had good sense, I'd be skeered to post in this thread!
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:27   #239
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Gotta admire a smart businesswimmins, but group rates could bankrupt me.

You think that she can be tempted with chili dogs?
Hmmm ... Using chili dogs to flog her "victims" just might appeal to whatever kinkier character traits she may be masking under her demure pristine veneer. I'll run it by her at the next financial symposium.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:46   #240
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She has, on occasion and by request of someone (Dinky) who shall go nameless, pelted this individual with fresh califlower shot from a Wham-O slingshot.

So she's already amenable to using foodstuffs.
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