They could call it "The Starbucks Route": Choose neighborhoods with the most gourmet coffee shoppes.
(I once (somewhere around Philadelphia -- Chester? West Chester?), found myself stuck on some main street with a long succession of traffic lights. I actually put my seat way back and low and turned my hat sideways and cranked some 'boompa-boompa' music up real loud, in my feeble attempt at camouflage.)