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Old 01-28-2013, 09:52   #76
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You must be a redneck, if you construct a couch with a several of used tires. You'll eat anything that is found on a road.
How many is in a several? It is as much as a plethora? Is it less than a Brazilian? Eric
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:53   #77
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Around here, we call them Family Wreathes. Eric

Sorry, Eric ...I'm gonna have to borrow that one from ya.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:26   #78
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Well I'm 100% American, I'm an English-Irish-Scottish-German-Swedish-Finnish-Mongol-Native American. So "The Melting Pot" fantasy world existed in The U.S.A.!
the point is, the poster I as responding to seemed to lave the impression the we are more divisive today than in some "good old days" in the past, which is a crock. we have generally been divided in this Country along racial, religious, cultural and geographic lines for most of the Country's history, just about like every other Country that is multicultural, simply human nature.

I know a lot about it. As a Scot/German/Indian/Redneck I had to give up drinking 'shine. I'd get drunk, put on a kilt and war paint, grab a Mauser rifle and start marching towards Paris.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:26   #79
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How many is in a several? It is as much as a plethora? Is it less than a Brazilian? Eric
The people who lives on that kind of couch could be found in Eastern part of KY. Maybe it is a Hillibillies' thing.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:41   #80
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I like that tire/couch idear.
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:01   #81
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I can't believe I am having this conversation.

It isn't a racial term unless it applies to a race. 'Redneck' ain't a race, it's a state of mind. It is not a slur. I don't fit neatly into any particular category, but I fit into redneck about as we'll as any. Redneck isn't an insult. It is a person who is self-sufficient. If something breaks, he fixes it. If he needs a part or a tool or something that isn't available, he makes it. If a problem comes up, he by-God deals with it. What is wrong with that? Eric
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:47   #82
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:22   #84
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is that redneck code for something?

"So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
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is that redneck code for something?

"So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
Lol!

Not quite... It's easiest in Tapatalk to follow a thread if I've participated. And I do intend to follow this thread. My family resembles several jokes so far and the rest is indeed pertinent to my interests.


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Old 01-28-2013, 12:41   #86
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BTW - Eric, I don't mean to be a touchy-feely crybaby pansy, but what if I find the term redneck to be offensive??? I take great panty wadding, er, um... I mean, I take great offense to this thread. Redneck is OUR word. We can use it but you people can't. You Yankee cracker.


Ok. Just kidding. Carry on...
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:51   #87
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Masswholes are far more annoyin den yer average Redneck. The accent alone is screeching. And I LIVE HERE! Dear lord. It sounds like some of them ahh wickit retahdid.

The funniest is the Cali accent that SNL is using now. Watching Christina Applegate say "Buh. . . Nahnahz!" was pretty funny. But after a 5 min skit, I hope no one else EVER talks like that.
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BTW - Eric, I don't mean to be a touchy-feely crybaby pansy, but what if I find the term redneck to be offensive??? I take great panty wadding, er, um... I mean, I take great offense to this thread. Redneck is OUR word. We can use it but you people can't. You Yankee cracker.


Ok. Just kidding. Carry on...
I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick. Eric
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Jeff Foxworthy joke.

Sophisticated people buy insurance policies.
Rednecks buy lottery tickets.

Now the painful part.
When my mom died we found a small box that was labeled Insurance. It contained two identical stacks of Idaho State lottery tickets. One to pay out to me and one for my sister.
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is that redneck code for something?

"So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
Redneck foreplay: "Psssst, hey sis, you wake???"

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I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick. Eric
I resmeble that remark.
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Redneck foreplay: "Psssst, hey sis, you wake???"

Darn, and I thought I had the "winders" closed.
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I've had a rooster in my bathtub for the last three days. I guess I should stop pretending to be something I'm not...
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If you know how to carry a beaver so that it won't be able to bite off your nipple, you might be a redneck.
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Redneck high fashion (marriage).

Around here camo is considered fashion.
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Old 01-28-2013, 17:00   #96
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If you know how to carry a beaver so that it won't be able to bite off your nipple, you might be a redneck.
Around here it's woodchucks, nasty things. Beaver is scarce and I hear they bite lower.
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I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick. Eric

What a coincidence... I've visited NYC and a few other northern places, and the only way you'd get me back there is if you paid me, and even then I'd damn sure want to carry a gun. I much prefer the West or the South...

You're a Texan, so you're good people. I take back that Yankee Cracker comment - the Yankee part, at least.

If you could see where I grew up... we had to drive an hour out just to get TO the backwoods...
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If you keep a rooster in a bathtub, which is inside your home and working, you might be a redneck.
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Around here it's woodchucks, nasty things. Beaver is scarce and I hear they bite lower.
What's a woodchuck? Is that some invasive species from China?
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