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01-28-2013, 09:52
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#76
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Big Giant Head
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Originally Posted by Glock30Eric
You must be a redneck, if you construct a couch with a several of used tires. You'll eat anything that is found on a road.
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How many is in a several? It is as much as a plethora? Is it less than a Brazilian?  Eric
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01-28-2013, 09:53
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Originally Posted by Eric
Around here, we call them Family Wreathes. Eric
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Sorry, Eric ...I'm gonna have to borrow that one from ya.
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01-28-2013, 10:26
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#78
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Originally Posted by Trapped_in_Kali
Well I'm 100% American, I'm an English-Irish-Scottish-German-Swedish-Finnish-Mongol-Native American. So "The Melting Pot" fantasy world existed in The U.S.A.!
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the point is, the poster I as responding to seemed to lave the impression the we are more divisive today than in some "good old days" in the past, which is a crock. we have generally been divided in this Country along racial, religious, cultural and geographic lines for most of the Country's history, just about like every other Country that is multicultural, simply human nature.
I know a lot about it. As a Scot/German/Indian/Redneck I had to give up drinking 'shine. I'd get drunk, put on a kilt and war paint, grab a Mauser rifle and start marching towards Paris.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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01-28-2013, 10:26
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#79
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Originally Posted by Eric
How many is in a several? It is as much as a plethora? Is it less than a Brazilian? Eric |
The people who lives on that kind of couch could be found in Eastern part of KY. Maybe it is a Hillibillies' thing.
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01-28-2013, 10:41
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I like that tire/couch idear.
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01-28-2013, 11:01
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Originally Posted by Eric
I can't believe I am having this conversation.
It isn't a racial term unless it applies to a race. 'Redneck' ain't a race, it's a state of mind. It is not a slur. I don't fit neatly into any particular category, but I fit into redneck about as we'll as any. Redneck isn't an insult. It is a person who is self-sufficient. If something breaks, he fixes it. If he needs a part or a tool or something that isn't available, he makes it. If a problem comes up, he by-God deals with it. What is wrong with that? Eric
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"There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
With my redneck, white socks and blue ribbon beer"
---Johnny Russell 
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01-28-2013, 11:47
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01-28-2013, 12:16
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#83
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01-28-2013, 12:22
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#84
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Originally Posted by HighTechRedneck
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is that redneck code for something?
"So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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01-28-2013, 12:29
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Originally Posted by countrygun
is that redneck code for something?
"So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
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Lol!
Not quite... It's easiest in Tapatalk to follow a thread if I've participated. And I do intend to follow this thread. My family resembles several jokes so far and the rest is indeed pertinent to my interests.
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01-28-2013, 12:41
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BTW - Eric, I don't mean to be a touchy-feely crybaby pansy, but what if I find the term redneck to be offensive??? I take great panty wadding, er, um... I mean, I take great offense to this thread. Redneck is OUR word. We can use it but you people can't. You Yankee cracker.
Ok. Just kidding. Carry on...
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01-28-2013, 12:51
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#87
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Get off my lawn
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Masswholes are far more annoyin den yer average Redneck. The accent alone is screeching. And I LIVE HERE! Dear lord. It sounds like some of them ahh wickit retahdid.
The funniest is the Cali accent that SNL is using now. Watching Christina Applegate say "Buh. . . Nahnahz!" was pretty funny. But after a 5 min skit, I hope no one else EVER talks like that.
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01-28-2013, 13:35
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Big Giant Head
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Originally Posted by HighTechRedneck
BTW - Eric, I don't mean to be a touchy-feely crybaby pansy, but what if I find the term redneck to be offensive??? I take great panty wadding, er, um... I mean, I take great offense to this thread. Redneck is OUR word. We can use it but you people can't. You Yankee cracker.
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I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick. Eric
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01-28-2013, 13:46
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Jeff Foxworthy joke.
Sophisticated people buy insurance policies.
Rednecks buy lottery tickets.
Now the painful part.
When my mom died we found a small box that was labeled Insurance. It contained two identical stacks of Idaho State lottery tickets. One to pay out to me and one for my sister.
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01-28-2013, 13:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
is that redneck code for something?
"So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
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Redneck foreplay: "Psssst, hey sis, you wake???"
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01-28-2013, 14:32
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric
I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick. Eric |
I resmeble that remark.
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01-28-2013, 14:34
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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Originally Posted by Glockdude1
Redneck foreplay: "Psssst, hey sis, you wake???"
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Darn, and I thought I had the "winders" closed.
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01-28-2013, 15:43
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#93
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I've had a rooster in my bathtub for the last three days. I guess I should stop pretending to be something I'm not...
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"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he chambered another round.
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01-28-2013, 15:52
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Originally Posted by Peace Warrior
If you know how to carry a beaver so that it won't be able to bite off your nipple, you might be a redneck.
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Oh...
Posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
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01-28-2013, 16:46
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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Originally Posted by jtull7
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Redneck cake
Redneck high fashion (marriage).
Around here camo is considered fashion.
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01-28-2013, 17:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peace Warrior
If you know how to carry a beaver so that it won't be able to bite off your nipple, you might be a redneck.
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Around here it's woodchucks, nasty things. Beaver is scarce and I hear they bite lower.
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01-28-2013, 22:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric
I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick. Eric |
What a coincidence... I've visited NYC and a few other northern places, and the only way you'd get me back there is if you paid me, and even then I'd damn sure want to carry a gun. I much prefer the West or the South...
You're a Texan, so you're good people. I take back that Yankee Cracker comment - the Yankee part, at least.
If you could see where I grew up... we had to drive an hour out just to get TO the backwoods... 
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01-28-2013, 22:22
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If you keep a rooster in a bathtub, which is inside your home and working, you might be a redneck.
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01-28-2013, 22:32
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#99
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If your wife tells you to "shift the transmission"....so she can use the bath tub......
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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01-28-2013, 22:37
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CLM Number 221
Am Yisrael Chai
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Originally Posted by eyesnorth
Around here it's woodchucks, nasty things. Beaver is scarce and I hear they bite lower.
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What's a woodchuck? Is that some invasive species from China?
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“After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.” - William S. Burroughs
"Nothing we're gonna do is going to fundamentally alter or eliminate the possibility of another mass shooting or guarantee that [our gun ban legislation] will bring gun deaths down..." - VPOTUS Joe Biden
"The object in quitting the Union was not to destroy, but to save the principles of the Constitution." - Alexander Stephens
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