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Old 01-21-2013, 15:57   #1
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Vienna Sausages are just as disgusting as I remembered

It's been umpteen years since I ate some Armour's Vienna sausages. I don't know why but when a colleague offered me a can, I went for it.

Gagh!!! Just as bad as I remembered. The worst part is I actually ate them all.

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Old 01-21-2013, 16:01   #2
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The Army loves to hard these things out. I will forgo eating if this is my only option!
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:01   #3
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The best thing is to buy the off brand viennas and read the ingredient list while you eat them. Who knew that pig snouts and chicken lips could taste so good!?


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Old 01-21-2013, 16:04   #4
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they make kick ass catfish bait.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:11   #5
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Louisiana Hot Sauce would have prevented this.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:13   #6
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When we were young, we were told they were "monkey peters". Sure kept us from eating them.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:13   #7
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Louisiana Hot Sauce would have prevented this.
I doused it with about half a gallon of Tabasco.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:19   #8
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Gut-turning revolting they are. Can't get enough of 'em. HH
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:20   #9
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I LOVE them!!
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:21   #10
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ok, this is HORRIFYING; I have a friend who uses these in pigs in a blanket.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:21   #11
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Edible by humans if the goo is rinsed off and then the weenie dipped in mustard.

Pork 'n Beans is a good side, along with saltine crackers.

Made many a lunch off these in my poverty days.

Down here they're called 'armadillo snouts' in polite company.

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ok, this is HORRIFYING; I have a friend who uses these in pigs in a blanket.
Are all your friends that cheap??
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:24   #13
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Great bug-out / hunting food. Depending on the brand, the salt content of the goo alone keeps them from freezing until the low teens. HH
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:26   #14
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They are made out of the stuff left over after McDonalds gets everything they can use to synthesize McRibs.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:26   #15
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Can you actually get those things in Vienna?
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:28   #16
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Try the ones with Jalapeno, difficult to stop with just one can, wow.
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Can you actually get those things in Vienna?
Vienna, Georgia... Maybe.
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Are all your friends that cheap??
seriously, i think she just LIKES them.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:31   #19
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Like em, the smoked ones are ok, but the original are better. I knew a guy that would drink the juice, tried it, not my thing.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:33   #20
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We always called those blister packed little smoked sausages monkey peters, good stuff when you cook them all day in bbq sauce.
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:40   #21
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Can you actually get those things in Vienna?
It's VI-EENA, and just reading this thread gave me gas.

How about sardines?
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:44   #22
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Old 01-21-2013, 16:47   #23
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Where my family is from we called them Vi-eenies. My Dads favorite outdoors food, along with deviled ham and Pork and beans all served cold on a tailgate usually on a cracker box.
He didnt even give us paper plates or plastic spoons. haha memories.
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Old 01-21-2013, 17:00   #24
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According to Wiki they're supposed to be an Americanized (cheapened?) version of Vienna style sausages, which in Vienna are actually called Frankfurters, because the guy who invented them was from Frankfort Germany but moved to Vienna Austria.

I've had some dang fine sausage in Germany and one of my favorite foods is Swedish Korv at Christmas. Somehow these have never been in the same ballpark.

Has anybody ever actually tried that stuff in the similar shaped cans that says "Potted Meat Product"?
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Old 01-21-2013, 17:05   #25
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I have had about all of it. Its all some type of tripe salted to hell and back some with tomato sauce added some with smoke flavoring but its all pretty much the same product.
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