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Old 12-29-2012, 21:51   #61
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So cleaning it of sin starts the time table over again on a planet?

My house was built in 1999. If I took a house out and washed all of the sin off of it, would that mean my house is now brand new? Do you think I could get a realtor to fall for that if I tried it?
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Old 12-29-2012, 22:16   #62
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I'd opt for the talking donkey. Can you imagine the fun you'd have at parties with your own personal Mr Ed?
A talking ass? I've seen several of these.
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Old 12-29-2012, 23:37   #63
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When God calls for a mulligan you give it to Him.
Or you get stuck in his ball washer.

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Old 12-29-2012, 23:40   #64
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A talking ass? I've seen several of these.
No, not the proverbial talking ass, the talking ass from Proverbs...

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Old 12-30-2012, 00:04   #65
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He could start by taking a few inches off my waist and giving me a few inches....never mind.

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Old 12-30-2012, 03:45   #66
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The flood of Noah washed the surface of the Earth clean about 6,000 to 10,000 years ago. Then life started over.
Odd that all the people on Earth at the time didn't notice they were underwater for a year. That seems like the kind of thing that would affect your civilization.
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Old 12-30-2012, 07:35   #67
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Or you get stuck in his ball washer.

I suppose if its Catwoman doing the washing, its Heaven. If it's Richard Simmons, that'd be Hell.

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Old 12-30-2012, 09:21   #68
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Clean = Free from sin.
Well, among all the stuff we're finding on the surface of the earth that's way more than 10,000 years old scientists haven't been able to identify a single sin so that make perfect sense.
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