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12-20-2012, 20:14
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Pinche Gringo
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Junction Colorado
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was just the victim of a citizen's pullover
I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....
I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.
Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.
This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".
"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?"  "NO!" "I got yo plates!"
OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.
"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"
Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?
"You are calling the cops?"
Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.
"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"
whips a u turn and goes home.
what kind of special retard is this?
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12-20-2012, 20:16
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Am Yisrael Chai
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Sorry for road-raging you like that, but I was already upset cause Judge Judy was preempted for a white house announcement. I just wasn't myself.  
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12-20-2012, 20:17
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Punkin' Drublic
Join Date: Dec 2009
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You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.
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12-20-2012, 20:17
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Wow, the temptation to slam on the brakes would have been almost unbearable.
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12-20-2012, 20:20
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der Führer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Vancouver, WA.
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This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
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I would have replied "good for you. Now F-off!" And pulled away. If he keeps following, he can follow me to the nearest Police Precinct. We'll see how he likes that.
Let us know if he does report you for speeding, if the Police show up.
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12-20-2012, 20:22
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam
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Is George Zimmerman out on bail? HH
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12-20-2012, 20:22
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Semper Paratus
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gjk5
I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....
I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.
Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.
This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".
"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?" "NO!" "I got yo plates!"
OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.
"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"
Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?
"You are calling the cops?"
Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.
"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"
whips a u turn and goes home.
what kind of special retard is this? |
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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12-20-2012, 20:24
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Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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Oh, good god!  HH
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12-20-2012, 20:24
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The OC
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This is how legedary GNG threads start.
He has your plates. The proof is irrisputable.
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12-20-2012, 20:26
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Location: Lexington, Ky
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I believe I would have "saw" a dog and slam on my brakes, my bumper is a little dented already and my hitch would have done some damage, then tell him he shouldn't follow so closely.
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12-20-2012, 20:27
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Location: Sunny South Florida
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One who has a death wish... If he met another special human who happened to be armed, the likely outcome would be 1 special human in a body bag and 1 in prison.
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12-20-2012, 20:29
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Pinche Gringo
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Junction Colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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I should have put him in a rear naked choke, it was discusting.....
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"The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools." - Thucydides.
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12-20-2012, 20:33
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I wouls notify the local LEO's and keep an eye out but otherwise not do anything to cause trouble.
May be a real nut case from all anyone knows.
Be safe and alert!
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12-20-2012, 20:35
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Reminds me of those youtube videos of people screaming at cops for not wearing seatbelts
Luckily the guy in your situation wasn't crazy enough to do anything.
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12-20-2012, 20:35
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Semper Paratus
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DWARREN123
I wouls notify the local LEO's and keep an eye out but otherwise not do anything to cause trouble.
May be a real nut case from all anyone knows.
Be safe and alert!
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I agree 100% Anyone that would do that in this day and age is a fruitbat..
no offense to any fruitbats or relatives thereof that may frequent this forum..
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How do you establish intent?
Well when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting for the red cross...Inspector H. Callahan
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12-20-2012, 20:37
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Semper Paratus
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cesaros
Reminds me of those youtube videos of people screaming at cops for not wearing seatbelts
Luckily the guy in your situation wasn't crazy enough to do anything. |
I don't know it's pretty crazy pulling over an unknown person in a big truck with super citizen power..
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How do you establish intent?
Well when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting for the red cross...Inspector H. Callahan
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12-20-2012, 20:38
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ocjackel
This is how legedary GNG threads start.
He has your plates. The proof is irrisputable.
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He's watching you, you're screwed!
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12-20-2012, 20:38
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
I don't know it's pretty crazy pulling over an unknown person in a big truck with super citizen power..
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this is very true. there are too many levels of crazy to keep track.
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12-20-2012, 20:41
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Bustin Caps
Join Date: Jan 2009
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I kinda thought Eurodriver lived in Florida ?
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12-20-2012, 20:41
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Pinche Gringo
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Junction Colorado
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I like to think I would step up in a true dangerous situation, I would not take the chance of getting a second smile added to the wrong side of my noggin over speeding....
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"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves" - Bertrand de Jouvenel
"The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools." - Thucydides.
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12-20-2012, 20:44
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Pinche Gringo
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Originally Posted by ron59
I kinda thought Eurodriver lived in Florida ?
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there were no old ladies or young Thai girls, no motorcycles or jet skis, no Dads whipping my ass, where is the ED similarity?
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"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves" - Bertrand de Jouvenel
"The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools." - Thucydides.
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12-20-2012, 20:45
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I would have never stopped for him. He sounds like a wacko.
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12-20-2012, 20:45
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I wouldn't be all to happy if you where speeding down my street with the young children in the area. Though admittedly the guy handled the situation like a turd.
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Last edited by brianfede; 12-20-2012 at 20:46..
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12-20-2012, 20:45
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Urban Redneck
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Really, if you have a big truck, just slam on the brakes. Sue him for whiplash. Tell the cops you saw an animal in the road. Be ready for the retard if he is stupid enough to come at you.
In all seriousness, it sounds like you did the right thing. Stay in your vehicle. Be ready if he approaches. Don't roll your window down enough for him to attack you. LE will be on your side in virtually all scenerios here as long as you don't do something stupid (like getting out with a gun).
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12-20-2012, 21:00
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Louisville Glocker
In all seriousness, it sounds like you did the right thing. Stay in your vehicle. Be ready if he approaches. Don't roll your window down enough for him to attack you. LE will be on your side in virtually all scenerios here as long as you don't do something stupid (like getting out with a gun).
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And make sure you're the first to call 911! If he calls 911 on you, you might be in a whole lotta trouble when LE arrives.
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