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12-12-2012, 18:15
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Ret. Fireman
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There was something magical today almost as magical as the 08:40 PM itself!
Today was 12/12/12...Maybe Obama will...Naaaa, never happen! 
Next big event 12/21/12... 
Then 12/25/12...   
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12-12-2012, 21:37
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I really don't think that the Mayans were correct, so I'm going to start selling the NEW 2013 Mayan appointment calender, in a handy pocket format.
Everybody needs a round, flat rock, right ? Might be a handy place to use countrygun's fire starters.
uncle
ps: because off the upcoming celebration, we might need to start selling the propwash by the hogshead !
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12-14-2012, 09:46
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Dungeon Schmuck
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
I really don't think that the Mayans were correct, so I'm going to start selling the NEW 2013 Mayan appointment calender, in a handy pocket format.
Everybody needs a round, flat rock, right ? Might be a handy place to use countrygun's fire starters.
uncle
ps: because off the upcoming celebration, we might need to start selling the propwash by the hogshead !
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Tell ya what, Unkle. We'll allocate a portion of our skyhook profits to cover the quarry fees for your Mayan appointment calendar operation. Sort of a sinergistic effect ... (Rabbi, you misspelled synergistic) ... No I didn't; since I would be subsidizing sin in this case, MY spelling is the applicable one.
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12-14-2012, 09:49
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If the Mayans were so smart, why don't they own Wall Street?
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12-14-2012, 14:25
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Dungeon Schmuck
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IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE
We have about 1500 hits to go until the millionth hit blowout begins. All administrative and logistics items are complete. Any late food and libation requests will be acted on, although fulfillment of such requests cannot be guaranteed.
Thank you for your consideration.
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12-14-2012, 16:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE
We have about 1500 hits to go until the millionth hit blowout begins. All administrative and logistics items are complete. Any late food and libation requests will be acted on, although fulfillment of such requests cannot be guaranteed.
Thank you for your consideration.
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You approving overtime for the Dungeon Production Crew?
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12-14-2012, 18:19
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How can you be so sure that the Mayans DON'T own Wall Street ?
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12-14-2012, 18:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
How can you be so sure that the Mayans DON'T own Wall Street ?
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The dress code. 
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12-14-2012, 20:49
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Dungeon Schmuck
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Originally Posted by engineer151515
You approving overtime for the Dungeon Production Crew?
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We are BEYOND simple approval; we are into ENCOURAGEMENT! We know when the Mayan blowout begins; the uncertainty about exactly when the millionth hit blast begins introduces a measure of dynamic tension into the proceedings. The financial impact of massive overtime payment fades to insignificance in such a circumstance.
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12-14-2012, 20:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
We are BEYOND simple approval; we are into ENCOURAGEMENT! We know when the Mayan blowout begins; the uncertainty about exactly when the millionth hit blast begins introduces a measure of dynamic tension into the proceedings. The financial impact of massive overtime payment fades to insignificance in such a circumstance.
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<mutters> A simple yes would suffice...
<turns and switches on the Dungeon intercom>
You heard him, boys and girls.
Crank it up.
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"Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms."
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12-14-2012, 21:43
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Well I am financially tied up in this thing, but it will probably turn out well. I sold "Mayan Apocalypse" insurance policies and included a "genuine" Mayan talisman to protect the wearer from any effects of the coming disaster. What really sold them well was the "triple your money back if it doesn't work" guarantee.
If the world doesn't end, I don't have to pay off on the insurance and I can credit the charms for it. Of course if the world ends I will have to take out a mortgage on the house but I'll worry about that if it happens
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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12-14-2012, 23:47
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Overtime for the Dungeon Crewe ? That would insinuate that they were actualiy WORKING in the first place !!
It's not nice to dis peoples reputations like that......
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12-15-2012, 03:10
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Dungeon Schmuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by engineer151515
<mutters> A simple yes would suffice...
<turns and switches on the Dungeon intercom>
You heard him, boys and girls.
Crank it up.
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A simple yes would meet SOME requirements, but I have multiple constituencies to keep content. Dungeon Linguistics, Semantics, Thematics, Heuristics, NeoExistentialists, Nihilistic Insurrectionists ... All these have to be kept content with suitably lengthy dpubletalk. Leadership ain't simple! (T*** would understand)
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12-15-2012, 18:09
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Actually Rabbi, with all the necessary instructions, tripletalk might be the new norm. Or even "polispeak": The act of speaking & making as much sense as a politician running for re-election".
just a thought
uncle
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12-15-2012, 18:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Actually Rabbi, with all the necessary instructions, tripletalk might be the new norm. Or even "polispeak": The act of speaking & making as much sense as a politician running for re-election".
just a thought
uncle
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Are you comparing the skills and techniques so adroitly employed with something as loathsome a despicable as "politics"? 
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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12-15-2012, 19:25
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Damn straight! Where do you think that THEY learned it from ??
We ARE the "Pros from Dover" !!
uncle
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12-15-2012, 23:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Damn straight! Where do you think that THEY learned it from ??
We ARE the "Pros from Dover" !!
uncle
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Well just because we donate a lot to the "FKPH&W" I suppose the title is apt.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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12-16-2012, 04:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
Well just because we donate a lot to the "FKPH&W" I suppose the title is apt.
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250 hits to go! Let the debauchery proceed!
What exactly is that org we are contributing to?
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12-16-2012, 12:13
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
250 hits to go! Let the debauchery proceed!
What exactly is that org we are contributing to?
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The "Finest Kind, Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse"
Run by Mr. Mie Lai (you lay) Marston.
The side effects of the brothel business leads to the need for a pediatric hospital, which in turn, is supported by the brothel.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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12-16-2012, 12:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
The "Finest Kind, Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse"
Run by Mr. Mie Lai (you lay) Marston.
The side effects of the brothel business leads to the need for a pediatric hospital, which in turn, is supported by the brothel.
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We should do a patent study on a perpetual motion machine here.
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12-16-2012, 12:27
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
The "Finest Kind, Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse"
Run by Mr. Mie Lai (you lay) Marston.
The side effects of the brothel business leads to the need for a pediatric hospital, which in turn, is supported by the brothel.
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I am shocked at my inability to have caught that classic MASH reference! I should be flogged!
That shtick was instrumental in my medical education. It taught me what a tracheo-esophageal fistula is.
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12-16-2012, 12:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
I am shocked at my inability to have caught that classic MASH reference! I should be flogged!
That shtick was instrumental in my medical education. It taught me what a tracheo-esophageal fistula is.
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it was instrumental in my education as well. I was 12when I read it and it taught me what a "Whorehouse" was, and the rest, as they say, "is history".
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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12-16-2012, 12:57
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Ret. Fireman
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Ho House you say...you pay,you lay and walk away!
Some items not covered by but may be contracted! 
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Last edited by _The_Shadow; 12-16-2012 at 13:00..
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12-16-2012, 16:49
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Anti-Obama
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I got turned away, something about "too beaucoup."
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12-16-2012, 16:51
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Also, $15 was too beaucoup at the time. 
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