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Old 12-05-2012, 23:02   #16441
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Old 12-06-2012, 20:40   #16442
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I will try, Rabbi, I will try...............
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:51   #16443
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We'll if we must endure the pictures of the Wicked Witch of the East...
No way is she American enough for this outfit!

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Old 12-07-2012, 15:25   #16444
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We'll if we must endure the pictures of the Wicked Witch of the East...
No way is she American enough for this outfit!

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Don't you realize that if you keep this up, they may have to make photoshop illegal?
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Old 12-07-2012, 19:17   #16445
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Old 12-07-2012, 19:29   #16446
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Don't you realize that if you keep this up, they may have to make photoshop illegal?
Its ChuteTheMall's Fault he started it!
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Old 12-07-2012, 19:56   #16447
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Its ChuteTheMall's Fault he started it!
It's Bush 41's fault, he lost in '92.
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Old 12-07-2012, 21:11   #16448
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Yo, Tazz! I have figured out what was going on with the SUPPOSED bounty scandal to induce sobriety in selected 10-Ringers. It was all a misunderstanding!

The 10-Ring is entering a particularly heavy period of partying. In addition to the standard issue holiday blowouts and the 8:40pm anniversary blast, we have truly special events approaching: the Mayan calendar end of the world blowout, and the 8:40 millionth hit blowout which is on track to start soon. All this throws an esspecially heavy admin burden on the Dungeon Peons to get everything done up right, to fulfill the lofty aspirations of the 10-Ring Lagoon partying tradition.

The admin load has caused us to expand our Dungeon staff to support this increased activity. Certain 10-Ringers expressed an interest in assisting our logistics and administrative effort. We tried to discourage them by insisting that they achieve a reasonably measurable level of sobriety; we figured that would scare them off. Damned if they agreed to our condition! This created a headache in our training schedule; the Dungeon admin types would rather attempt to teach a horse to talk, than deal with the throes of a hung-over 10-Ringer on his first steps to sobriety. But we had set the condition for participation in the preparation, so we were stuck with our pledge to allow the participation of the 10-Ringers in our prep.

A follow-on problem appeared: None of the seasoned Dungeon Types were willing to volunteer to orient the muddled 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) during the transition to sober coherence! I was stuck with this situation, so I finally bribed some of LSMPS(BBB)DPs to take on the job; they then accepted. This, I believe, is the source of that report you received confusing our dedication to the 10-Ring cause, with a despicable heinous subversive attempt to induce a wholely unnatural state of being in the standard 10-Ring psyche.

We await your response to this explanation. We believe it to be comprehensive enough to allow closure of this ugly incident and allow you to return to your standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched revelry.

The rest of this post is merely dull boring admin shtick, unworthy of even a moment of your precious time.

(Yo, Unkle! Think he'll buy this line of doubletalk? Rabbi out.)
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Old 12-08-2012, 22:16   #16449
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If he don't buy it Rabbi, you still have a future in selling used cars & over-priced bridges.
A similar stchick worked for me back when I was able to unload my family owned swamp land in FL.


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Old 12-09-2012, 21:33   #16450
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Old 12-09-2012, 21:34   #16451
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Old 12-09-2012, 21:39   #16452
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Old 12-09-2012, 21:44   #16453
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Time Flies when you're tellin' Lies...

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.'' Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''
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Old 12-09-2012, 23:46   #16454
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Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''

St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''


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Old 12-10-2012, 20:49   #16455
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Gotta wonder.....did C.W.McCall ever FIND Mavis ?

(had to hear the whole album to be in on the joke)
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Old 12-11-2012, 00:43   #16456
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Gotta wonder.....did C.W.McCall ever FIND Mavis ?

(had to hear the whole album to be in on the joke)
There was an ALBUM to the whole Convoy shtick? I guess I was too caught up in embezzlement basic training, and missed it.
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:51   #16457
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Never had the album, I was always more into the song about Wolf Creek Pass. I wrecked my motorcycle there once.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:40   #16458
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There was an ALBUM to the whole Convoy shtick? I guess I was too caught up in embezzlement basic training, and missed it.
What? Then, by missing the convoy shtick, you missed the entire smuggling portion of your training.

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Never had the album, I was always more into the song about Wolf Creek Pass. I wrecked my motorcycle there once.
So, was there a motorcycle wreck in the song? Maybe it was about you. Was that the motorcycle that made you look like a circus bear?
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Old 12-11-2012, 14:37   #16459
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Never had the album, I was always more into the song about Wolf Creek Pass. I wrecked my motorcycle there once.
And there really is a "Feed Store" on the pass side of Begosa Springs.
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Old 12-11-2012, 18:37   #16460
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There is not a motorcycle wreck in the song, it is a truck wreck involving a load of chickens

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