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Old 12-04-2012, 18:25   #1
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Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture

Morning Report: Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture on stipulation that no witnesses are present

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4...e-no-witnesses


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Old 12-04-2012, 18:28   #2
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Morning Report: Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture on stipulation that no witnesses are present

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4...e-no-witnesses


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Old 12-04-2012, 18:40   #5
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Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.
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Old 12-04-2012, 18:41   #6
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iv never understood peoples obsession with steven seagal. i wish it would be a televised fight.
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Old 12-04-2012, 18:42   #7
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Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.
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Old 12-04-2012, 18:45   #9
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Seagal will get destroyed. No chance whatsoever.
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:00   #11
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I don't know. I just don't know. I have seen all of Segals movies. Even the crappy direct to video ones. I think maybe, just maybe, he could take Randy.


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The Okie Corral

"stipulation that no witnesses are present........."
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:13   #13
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Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:15   #14
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Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.
might be true , but i wouldnt **** with him . randy would wax his ass thou
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:16   #15
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Segal couldn't beat Couture in his(Segal's) prime.Segal could out shoot him though.
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:20   #16
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Segal couldn't beat Couture in his(Segal's) prime.Segal could out shoot him though.
Maybe that's what he meant by "no rules"...you know, OC would prevent a loss here.
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Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.
Successful and good-enough "bum" Who has made a better living than Many...many folks....The "fight" (challenge) is all hype and publicity-stunt from 2 guys who are out of their Prime...so the Po-folks can squabble and argue who is "better" and more Polished...


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MMA is a joke! Take out a knee, or collar bone, or floating rib and it's over.
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is this like the james toney money maker?

couture is much too athletic for that old dude. my friends are always saying, "bro, he trains with the spider"

he would get the same thing james toney did. takedown then ground n' pound...
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Seagal is legit...but he couldn't last more than about 20 seconds inside a cage with Couture.
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:37   #21
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"stipulation that no witnesses are present........."
You might be right...

"Oh no, I don't play by rules," he responded. "That's not how I fight.
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Old 12-04-2012, 19:39   #22
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"Oh no, I don't play by rules," he responded. "That's not how I fight.
Seagal just didn't want any witnesses around to see Couture stomp mudhole in his ass, that's all.
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Does "no rules" mean small joint locks are allowed? If that's the case, Randy has a whole new world of Aiki jujitsu to learn. If Segal can get a hold of Randy's wrist or hand before he, himself, gets knocked out, it will be all over.

In college I went full steam against my instructor and he just dodged and batted my attacks until he got my wrist. Then, he tossed me around for a minute before making me jump onto my head and tap out.
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This is just Seagal trying to keep his name in the MMA media. What possible reason would Couture have to accept a "no witnesses" fight? That stipulation was made to ensure that the fight didn't happen. Seagal has no interest in fighting for real. As for Seagal outshooting Couture, I wouldn't bet on it. Couture is a shooter too and Seagal never impressed me much. It annoys me that Silva and Machida keep this bozo around.
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MMA is a joke! Take out a knee, or collar bone, or floating rib and it's over.
Try any of those 3 when I shoot in for a takedown...10:1 odds you end up on your back with me in a dominant position. That's exactly the kind of thinking that would cause Seagal to get his ass kicked.
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