Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.
 |
|
11-20-2012, 12:31
|
#1
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,540
|
News! Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 12:34
|
#2
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,575
|
Does not surprise me in the least. I always figured this was common knowledge. Look at all the kiddies dumping their kids off on their parents so that they can go out drinking and partying, and get knocked up again.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 12:34
|
#3
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 3,742
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by IndianaMatt
|
I don't think anyone has EVER argued that having sex and drinking is more fun than going to church.
It's more of the long-term effects that people get into.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keoking
If you're gonna be stupid, don't pull up short. Saddle up and ride it all the way in.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 12:35
|
#4
|
|
NO QUARTER
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The High Seas
Posts: 3,547
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 19:52
|
#5
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 608
|
Thank you for using the term "News" in the title, Captain Obvious.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by volsbear
You only get one mulligan per round. ONE.
|
Last edited by snowcrash75; 11-20-2012 at 19:53..
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 19:55
|
#6
|
|
CLM Number 182
Charter Lifetime Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 47,555
|
Have sex 8hrs a day for 7 weeks and get back to me.
Life needs balance.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 19:58
|
#7
|
|
LongTerm Food
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: NC
Posts: 5,087
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gallium
Have sex 8hrs a day for 7 weeks and get back to me.
Life needs balance.
|
Roger that.... a g r e e ...
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 20:03
|
#8
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Colorado Rocky Mountain High
Posts: 1,538
|
Shineola!!! I did that study at my own expense back in the 80s!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 20:05
|
#9
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Southwest Wyoming
Posts: 1,511
|
News! Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds
How do you think most people ended up with the kids. 
__________________
Wyoming
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 20:09
|
#10
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,575
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gallium
Have sex 8hrs a day for 7 weeks and get back to me.
Life needs balance.
|
That's what the alcohol is for. 
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 20:09
|
#11
|
|
CLM Number 182
Charter Lifetime Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 47,555
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wyoming
News! Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds
How do you think most people ended up with the kids. |
...and religion.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 21:08
|
#12
|
|
Problem Solved!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: JAX, FL
Posts: 1,309
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by wyoming
news! Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds
how do you think most people ended up with the kids. |
this!
__________________
GLOCK Certified Armorer
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 21:10
|
#13
|
|
Firm member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam
Posts: 20,063
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gallium
...and religion.
|
That dictates how many. HH
__________________
Angering ignorant conservatives and educated liberals since 1995.
Sent from two coffee cans connected by a string.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 21:15
|
#14
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: U.P. of Michigan
Posts: 341
|
What if you get drunk and have sex in a church which results in kids?
Last edited by milje; 11-20-2012 at 21:19..
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 21:44
|
#15
|
|
Firm member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam
Posts: 20,063
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by milje
What if you get drunk and have sex in a church which results in kids?
|
Then you're either David Koresh, Jim Jones or Joseph Smith. HH
__________________
Angering ignorant conservatives and educated liberals since 1995.
Sent from two coffee cans connected by a string.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 21:48
|
#16
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,810
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by milje
What if you get drunk and have sex in a church which results in kids?
|
2 out of 3 make you a catholic priest.
__________________
17 + 30 = 21
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 22:19
|
#17
|
|
Feral human
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Cul Va
Posts: 13,337
|
The pioneers in this field have found that balance is all of these things.
__________________
"Rats aren't creepy, experimenting on them IS." Emilie Autumn.
For too long people have said "screw NY, IL, etc" or "that'll never happen here." Yes, it will eventually. If we dont start standing up together now, it will never stop.-ilgunguygt
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:09
|
#18
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,910
|
Sex and alcohol leads to kids and church.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:10
|
#19
|
|
Platinum Membership
Fear no evil.
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Amarillo, Tx
Posts: 21,520
|
Um, duh.
__________________
Dear diary,
Today I was an opinionated ******* on teh internets. It was cool.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey dirtbag -- really great gig you got there -- ever do anything productive in your life??
-dksck
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:16
|
#20
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: In the woods, VA
Posts: 473
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JW1178
Sex and alcohol leads to kids and church.
|
And kids and church will drive you to alcohol and sex.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:20
|
#21
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,575
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMOKEin
2 out of 3 make you a catholic priest.
|
You stole my line. 
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:45
|
#22
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Great Laker
Posts: 292
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by milje
What if you get drunk and have sex in a church which results in kids?
|
posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
__________________
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:45
|
#23
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,910
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by milje
What if you get drunk and have sex in a church which results in kids?
|
As long as the sex isn't with kids then it's forgivable.
Quote:
Originally Posted by jfost11
And kids and church will drive you to alcohol and sex.
|
So it goes full circle.
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 23:46
|
#24
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Great Laker
Posts: 292
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by HollowHead
Then you're either David Koresh, Jim Jones or Joseph Smith. HH
|
Bazinga! 
posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
__________________
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
|
|
|
|
|
11-21-2012, 00:53
|
#25
|
|
Lifetime Membership
Shiny Member
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Just another ball of mud.
Posts: 3,245
|
If you bring women into the mix then you will really have something to write home about. 
__________________
Hey, I've been in a firefight before!
Well, I was in a fire.
Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
|
|
|
|
|
Sponsored Links
|
Advertisement
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 14:25.
|
|
|
