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Old 11-12-2012, 21:58   #201
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Old 11-12-2012, 21:58   #202
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Old 11-12-2012, 21:59   #203
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That, also, is in the bad first date thread....
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Old 11-12-2012, 22:40   #204
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:10   #205
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Old 11-13-2012, 06:26   #206
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Truth - ask guys here what their preferred method for getting rid of a guy their daughter is dating that they don't like.

They invite him to dinner and talk about how much they like him!
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Old 11-13-2012, 07:17   #207
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Old 11-13-2012, 07:42   #208
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:26   #209
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:44   #210
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The dad punched you cause you crunched his wet dream of a threesome with you and his hot wife.... You're such a kockblocker dude....

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Old 11-13-2012, 12:13   #211
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I don't think GT can handle this conversation, but what exactly is the difference between finding you attractive and wanting to have his way with you? They are both the same thing

How lewd the guy appears is probably inversely related to your attraction to him.

Now of course I know there is this sophisticated, polite, pretense that attractiveness is just artistic appreciation and not wild throw down.

But deep inside a man (and maybe a woman too), whether a president, governor, or general, there lurks the heart of lewdness.
I think you've summed it up nicely with this and said it closer to what I was thinking but even then I don't want a man I find attractive looking at me with his tongue out and drool coming off of it. I don't want to be made to feel like a piece of meat by the way a guy looks at me. It's nice to think the entire package is appreciated and not just the physical appearance.
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Old 11-13-2012, 13:02   #212
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Old 11-13-2012, 14:39   #213
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Old 11-13-2012, 17:54   #214
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So, if we're talking messed up teef, is there a Bravia involved?
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Old 11-13-2012, 18:12   #215
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Old 11-13-2012, 18:20   #216
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It's nice to think the entire package is appreciated and not just the physical appearance.
Ah yes, fine wine, a moonlit walk along the beach, gentle hand holding, and talk of the future together
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Old 11-13-2012, 18:36   #217
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Old 11-13-2012, 21:31   #218
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That sounds like a hundred different stupid commercials for beer and body spray. So, what did you really get punched for?
Real story is' He was checking out her brother and got jacked by the dad... lol
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Real story is' He was checking out her brother and got jacked by the dad... lol
And the hits just keep coming.

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Old 11-13-2012, 23:13   #220
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Tags for this thread "don't punch me bro, girly men, homosexual drama"

There sure is a lot of hate for ED here. I have always viewed his posts as similar to the stories a drunk guy tells at the bar. Who cares if it is true if it is entertaining?
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First mistake was not peeing on dad to exude your dominance....rookie.
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Old 11-14-2012, 08:56   #222
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First mistake was not peeing on dad to exude your dominance....rookie.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:29   #223
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:52   #224
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If I got punched in the face by an old man,
after getting run off the road by an older driver,
after involving city hall in repeated disputes with an older neighbor-lady,
I might realize I had a problem and seek guidance.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:55   #225
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