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Old 11-11-2012, 15:52   #126
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Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

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Old 11-11-2012, 16:22   #127
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You offer to suck someone's dick if they will get us to stop hating you and then you tell us you post while driving.
for the record, I didn't take him up on his offer.
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:25   #128
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For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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Old 11-11-2012, 16:31   #129
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i wish he broke your hands so you would't be able to type this crap out
Androids have voice recognition. Damn technology.



What the F are you doing posting and driving, anyway? If texting and driving are dangerous (I don't care if it's legal or not) and calling and driving is dangerous, why would you think it's any safer to write a whole GT post???

I don't know what you were thinking when you told him you were checking out his daughter, not his wife....either way you probably had a shot in the mouth coming. Next time be less obvious.
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:35   #130
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Okay, sorry guys. I just got back home. Too many (most are hillarious, thanks!) replies to sort through but I'll address some.

1st - yes, this story could be made up. But so could 99% of every other post on GNG. What about the guy who said he was followed for like 30 minutes? Why not question him? I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.

I took a picture of my bloody lip. I'm going to post it, but I thought how would any of you know it was me? Pictures of bloody lips are all over the internet but I don't like the idea of my face on GNG. I have some pretty messed up bottom teef so here's what I'm doing: I'm going to post a pic of me with the bloody lip and me with a sign that says "eurodriver" with the same teef. Any dentists on here? Would that work for you all? (I'll wait for some replies before actually wasting my time. Even after posting all my promotion warrants, pictures of me in Iraq, ribbon stacks, counseling jacket, etc etc some of you still don't think I served in the Marine Corps....)

Yes, I did get punched in the mouth on the Marine Corps Birthday. Oh well. I don't celebrate it anymore. I leave that to the real heroes.

No, the guy didn't exactly say that. But the point is he did say something to that effect. To be honest, I really don't have a whole lot of memory leading up to it. (The guy was pretty big. He had to be a solid dude to hold down a hottie like his wife)
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:35   #131
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Putz, u post while driving?

Duh
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:36   #132
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:36   #133
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I don't know what you were thinking when you told him you were checking out his daughter, not his wife....either way you probably had a shot in the mouth coming. Next time be less obvious.
Because I thought they were trying to set me up with her!!! I thought thats what they wanted?!?

Who wouldn't want their daughter to be Mrs. Eurodriver?!

I drive a Mercedes!!!!

P.S. Reality check. I was in Palm Beach - oh my God. My little 5 year old C Class was like a Honda Civic out there. I saw watches that were more expensive than my car. I'm really gonna chill out with the Benz talk from now on
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:47   #134
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I wanna see pics or my BS meter went off the chart....
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Old 11-11-2012, 16:51   #135
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I wanna see pics or my BS meter went off the chart....
(I'm really not that smart, honest.)

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Old 11-11-2012, 17:09   #136
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I was hoping we'd get pics..


Not this kind of pics.
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Old 11-11-2012, 17:10   #137
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I was hoping we'd get pics..


Not this kind of pics.
Beat me to it.
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Old 11-11-2012, 17:17   #138
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C'mon ED. Gets us the pics we're waitin on.



You really didn't whip out the cell for a snapshot of yoga class?
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Old 11-11-2012, 17:26   #139
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Oh, and do you mind?

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Old 11-11-2012, 17:26   #140
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I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.
I'm voting for both, because it is possible to both be a liar and and stupid.
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Old 11-11-2012, 17:29   #141
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So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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Old 11-11-2012, 17:31   #142
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Pic on the left was taken by my buddy after it happened (I was going to call the police and show it to them)

I just took the pic on the right a few minutes ago. I got the wrong angle on accident. (I'm really not that smart, honest.)
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Old 11-11-2012, 17:31   #143
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Old 11-11-2012, 17:35   #144
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How do we know he was actually a Marine? He sure doesn't act like one.
He has posted pics.
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Old 11-11-2012, 18:27   #145
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Old 11-11-2012, 19:04   #146
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I haven't been here that long so I'm not aware of exactly why there is so much hate here for Eurodriver. The "old lady" series of posts is all I know about and frankly, they amused me. However, after this post I can see why.
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Old 11-11-2012, 19:15   #147
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Is this a joke? If its for real your lucky your not in the hospital. You got some set of balls putting this online. If you were in my house( would never happen) I would have beat the hell out of you. You are a total ahole.
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Old 11-11-2012, 20:19   #148
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Old 11-11-2012, 20:42   #149
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Old 11-11-2012, 20:52   #150
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Is this a joke? If its for real your lucky your not in the hospital. You got some set of balls putting this online. If you were in my house( would never happen) I would have beat the hell out of you. You are a total ahole.
For what exactly?

Its not like I said it as if I was being a creep. I was almost joking. It was pretty innocent.

I mean, what are the odds I would be confronted by a man who thinks I'm looking at his smoking hot wife (it should be expected!!) And his daughter is in the same line of sight?

According to most people here, any woman old enough to have already had a child is not my type anyway.

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