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Old 11-11-2012, 07:21   #76
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:26   #77
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Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

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Old 11-11-2012, 07:28   #78
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Grandma kicked your ass and this is the best cover story you can come up with?
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:31   #79
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Wow, look at all the internet tough guys. So tough, you have to let everyone know it, rather than ignore the bait. Like voluntarily reading a thread entitles you let everyone know how badly you wish these things upon poor ED, who for some reason keeps having crazy things happen to him. I think I like ED. Seems like a funny guy. Between his shenanigans and the tough guys that inevitably get sucked in, it makes for good entertainment. ED disgraces Marines No, ED is a model Marine that fits right in!
I like being an internet tough guy. I can say things on here that would get me punched in the mouth in real life.
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:55   #80
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:06   #82
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:10   #83
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Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.

People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.

I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.

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Old 11-11-2012, 08:12   #84
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We should have a contest to guess just who masquerades as ED. He's too good to be real. JLB, Walter, Tommy? Maybe even Eric.
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:47   #85
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I glad to see that red neck BS happens in Palm Beach Gardens too.

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Exactly - just because you can, it doesn't mean you should.
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Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

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I think that ED is really 2BB in disguise.
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It is now your main mission in life to bang both the mom and daughter.

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Old 11-11-2012, 10:07   #91
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I'm gald to hear the Father/Husband kept his Pimp Hand strong.

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Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.

People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.

I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.

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Old 11-11-2012, 10:20   #94
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So the daughter is thinking....my DAD kicked his ass...no way he'll be able to protect this body!! ( or get any of it either!!!) LOL!!!
It was actually the Mom

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The OP took a little license with the story, but he did offer to marry her.
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Old 11-11-2012, 10:33   #96
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Old 11-11-2012, 10:45   #97
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Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

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Old 11-11-2012, 11:03   #99
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I'm gald to hear the Father/Husband kept his Pimp Hand strong.

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Maybe ED was just playing Fronthand/Backhand with the father.

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Maybe ED was just playing Fronthand/Backhand with the father.

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