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11-11-2012, 07:21
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#76
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I laugh at internet tough guys!
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11-11-2012, 07:26
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#77
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Dry Heat my ASS
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Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:
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Originally Posted by barbedwiresmile
That's true. Because those with very high IQs are often found on the general BS section of gun forums, stating as much to those who will listen.
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11-11-2012, 07:28
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#78
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Grandma kicked your ass and this is the best cover story you can come up with?
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11-11-2012, 07:31
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#79
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Dry Heat my ASS
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Originally Posted by slathrum
Wow, look at all the internet tough guys. So tough, you have to let everyone know it, rather than ignore the bait. Like voluntarily reading a thread entitles you let everyone know how badly you wish these things upon poor ED, who for some reason keeps having crazy things happen to him. I think I like ED. Seems like a funny guy. Between his shenanigans and the tough guys that inevitably get sucked in, it makes for good entertainment. ED disgraces Marines  No, ED is a model Marine that fits right in! |
I like being an internet tough guy. I can say things on here that would get me punched in the mouth in real life. 
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Originally Posted by barbedwiresmile
That's true. Because those with very high IQs are often found on the general BS section of gun forums, stating as much to those who will listen.
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11-11-2012, 07:55
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#80
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Yoga is the most sensual of aerobic arts.
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11-11-2012, 08:04
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Socially Inept
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 There have been too many priceless responses in this thread to mention.
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11-11-2012, 08:06
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AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!
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11-11-2012, 08:10
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Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.
People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.
I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.
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11-11-2012, 08:12
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We should have a contest to guess just who masquerades as ED. He's too good to be real. JLB, Walter, Tommy? Maybe even Eric.
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11-11-2012, 08:47
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I glad to see that red neck BS happens in Palm Beach Gardens too.
Remember boys and girls, " It ain't who wins the fight, but who gets the warrant first that counts."
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Last edited by Line Rider; 11-11-2012 at 10:55..
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11-11-2012, 08:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IGotIt
You should get another punch in the head for texting while driving.
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Exactly - just because you can, it doesn't mean you should.
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"I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and fro on the floor, my posterior has separated itself from my body."
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11-11-2012, 08:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
Bam.
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That's a real shame.
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"I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and fro on the floor, my posterior has separated itself from my body."
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11-11-2012, 09:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Annoyedgrunt
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:
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ican't stop laughing tears running down my face
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4949shooter
You have been identified as an anti authority figure.
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11-11-2012, 09:55
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I think that ED is really 2BB in disguise.
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11-11-2012, 09:59
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It is now your main mission in life to bang both the mom and daughter.
Good luck!
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11-11-2012, 10:07
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I think you jumped the shark, time to retire.
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11-11-2012, 10:15
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I'm gald to hear the Father/Husband kept his Pimp Hand strong.
*SMACK*
"Hit him again Ike, and this time put some stank on it!"
Last edited by M&P15T; 11-11-2012 at 10:16..
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11-11-2012, 10:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sveke
Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.
People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.
I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.
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LOL.
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11-11-2012, 10:20
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Hang out with the bikers and you'll get immune to being punched.
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11-11-2012, 10:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deployment Solu
So the daughter is thinking....my DAD kicked his ass...no way he'll be able to protect this body!! ( or get any of it either!!!) LOL!!!
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It was actually the Mom
http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1452057
The OP took a little license with the story, but he did offer to marry her.
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11-11-2012, 10:33
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#96
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Happy Veterans Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oISHUTupNrocKIo
He's actually wrong, after 8-9 shots with a 9mm bullet, you actually get a text on your phone saying "You are being shot at by a 9mm, don't worry, just ignore him and walk away."
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11-11-2012, 10:45
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#97
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Dear diary,
Today I was an opinionated ******* on teh internets. It was cool.
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Hey dirtbag -- really great gig you got there -- ever do anything productive in your life??
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11-11-2012, 10:54
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"stupid is as stupid does" Forrest Gump
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11-11-2012, 11:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by M&P15T
I'm gald to hear the Father/Husband kept his Pimp Hand strong.
*SMACK*
"Hit him again Ike, and this time put some stank on it!"
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Maybe ED was just playing Fronthand/Backhand with the father.
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The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems
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11-11-2012, 11:08
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NO QUARTER
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Altaris
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Hahaha... love that show man.
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