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Old 11-10-2012, 23:35   #51
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Go back tomorrow and tell us what happens.

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Old 11-10-2012, 23:43   #52
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you made my night.


or more specifically: hot mom's husband made my night.

Sorry he did not pummel you more you doosh.

I am also pleasantly smug with the knowledge that you did not score with hot mom or daughter.








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Old 11-10-2012, 23:45   #53
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Honest to God, the election doesn't matter to me now.

I really want to know what he'll do next. I HAVE to come back here tomorrow night.
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Old 11-10-2012, 23:55   #54
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See what happens when you step in some asain family's house chasing tail? Bruce Lee's cousin kicks your ass!
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Old 11-11-2012, 00:01   #55
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Old 11-11-2012, 00:12   #56
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ED.... When you go into a house where there are some hot babes and a touchy Father/Husband. YOU NEVER LOOK at anything lower than the ceiling. Now! How about a pix of your jacked up Teef?
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Old 11-11-2012, 00:13   #57
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He should have mounted and teebagged you....your place in the pack must be established...it would also be a better story..

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Old 11-11-2012, 00:25   #58
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Old 11-11-2012, 00:51   #59
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I know that this totally wrong, but the thought of you getting punched in the mouth gives me a warm, fuzzy, gratifying feeling in the cockles of my heart.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:00   #60
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Wow, look at all the internet tough guys. So tough, you have to let everyone know it, rather than ignore the bait. Like voluntarily reading a thread entitles you let everyone know how badly you wish these things upon poor ED, who for some reason keeps having crazy things happen to him. I think I like ED. Seems like a funny guy. Between his shenanigans and the tough guys that inevitably get sucked in, it makes for good entertainment. ED disgraces Marines No, ED is a model Marine that fits right in!
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:33   #61
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Hahaha that's ****
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:06   #62
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Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??
It's hard to believe a real person said that. It sounds more like bad writing by someone trying to convey the gist of a story. It's too dry and doesn't convey the emotion of someone about to throw a punch.
So work on your character development and then dialogue.
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:58   #63
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Didn't know that GT had a /b/ section

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Old 11-11-2012, 04:37   #64
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Honest to God, the election doesn't matter to me now.

I really want to know what he'll do next. I HAVE to come back here tomorrow night.
His life is epic, isn't it?
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:46   #65
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So the daughter is thinking....my DAD kicked his ass...no way he'll be able to protect this body!! ( or get any of it either!!!) LOL!!!
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For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!
I'd like to buy the dad a beer.
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Old 11-11-2012, 05:49   #67
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You'll never guess what happened to me today......."
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:07   #69
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That sounds like a hundred different stupid commercials for beer and body spray. So, what did you really get punched for?
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:14   #70
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Mom and daughters are tarts. Dad/husband knows it...this isn't his first rodeo with this bunch...you just happen to be dork enough to get owned by them is all.
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:35   #71
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You should get another punch in the head for texting while driving.
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:09   #73
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Dude, you are DRAMA ON A STICK!

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Old 11-11-2012, 07:17   #74
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How old was the daughter's child?

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Old 11-11-2012, 07:19   #75
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