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Old 11-10-2012, 21:29   #26
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My daughters would wash your mouth out with buckshot, even though they are half your target age. You're lucky to be alive, ****o.
What, your daughters are 6?

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What, your daughters are 6?

One of them is, and I'll win big time on GNG death match with her.
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:32   #28
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:33   #29
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What, your daughters are 6?

After salting the jetski, and sweet talking the granny-nemisis with a box of grenades, it's a win-win. Killer DNA in action.
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:33   #31
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Call the Cops?
Sure. You know how he likes to have people laugh at his shenanigans.
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:36   #32
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:37   #33
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You'd think the old guy would take it as a compliment.

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Old 11-10-2012, 21:40   #34
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:42   #35
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The first question the Cop asked was Why?
Eurodrivers reply "She wearing those Yoga pants, have you seen her in Yoga pants?"
It goes down hill from there, back up is called, the K9 units arrives, the taser gets fired and later he signs a release just to be on "Cops."
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Old 11-10-2012, 21:52   #36
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He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH
You took the words out of my mouth.
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Really. They'd laugh at him. And if they even showed up, they'd probably put ED in the back seat to cool off.
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Old 11-10-2012, 22:02   #38
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Old 11-10-2012, 22:28   #39
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Old 11-10-2012, 22:30   #40
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seriously, you had it coming.

the only fault i place on the father is not bludgeoning you more.
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Old 11-10-2012, 22:35   #41
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Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".
+1, I am not really in "the know" with the Eurodriver posts but this sounds like the most power bunk I have ever heard.
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Old 11-10-2012, 22:38   #42
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Old 11-10-2012, 23:01   #45
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i wish he broke your hands so you would't be able to type this crap out
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Old 11-10-2012, 23:10   #47
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Old 11-10-2012, 23:15   #48
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Old 11-10-2012, 23:30   #49
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There are some events that it is pratically criminal that no one records the event on video for posterity...
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Old 11-10-2012, 23:34   #50
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