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11-10-2012, 21:29
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Originally Posted by Angry Fist
My daughters would wash your mouth out with buckshot, even though they are half your target age. You're lucky to be alive, ****o.
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What, your daughters are 6?
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11-10-2012, 21:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeverMore1701
What, your daughters are 6?
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One of them is, and I'll win big time on GNG death match with her.
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But you know I don't give a light, I'm gunna make out alright, I got a sweetheart hand to put a stop to all this b****in' and moanin'.
Nothing is wrong with being sexy unless you try to make her smell the glove. - HKLovingIT
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11-10-2012, 21:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FLIPPER 348
Call the cops??
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Call the Cops?
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11-10-2012, 21:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Averageman
Call the Cops?
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CALL THE CAPS?!
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11-10-2012, 21:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeverMore1701
What, your daughters are 6?
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After salting the jetski, and sweet talking the granny-nemisis with a box of grenades, it's a win-win. Killer DNA in action.
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But you know I don't give a light, I'm gunna make out alright, I got a sweetheart hand to put a stop to all this b****in' and moanin'.
Nothing is wrong with being sexy unless you try to make her smell the glove. - HKLovingIT
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11-10-2012, 21:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Averageman
Call the Cops?
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Sure. You know how he likes to have people laugh at his shenanigans.
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Originally Posted by series1811
The first round is a moral decision. All of the following rounds are tactical decisions.
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11-10-2012, 21:36
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Tewwowist
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You're lucky I only hit you once punk!
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11-10-2012, 21:37
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You'd think the old guy would take it as a compliment.
Whether daughter or wife 
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11-10-2012, 21:40
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So, how was dinner?
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11-10-2012, 21:42
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The first question the Cop asked was Why?
Eurodrivers reply "She wearing those Yoga pants, have you seen her in Yoga pants?"
It goes down hill from there, back up is called, the K9 units arrives, the taser gets fired and later he signs a release just to be on "Cops."
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11-10-2012, 21:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HollowHead
He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH
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You took the words out of my mouth.
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11-10-2012, 21:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FLIPPER 348
Call the cops??
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Really. They'd laugh at him. And if they even showed up, they'd probably put ED in the back seat to cool off.
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If its worth shooting once, its worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, life is priceless.
.40 S&W Club #252
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11-10-2012, 22:02
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iWhat?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Averageman
Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
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Join the NRA and SAF today!
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11-10-2012, 22:28
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Chicks Dig It
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Was the father hot?
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Can you dig it?
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11-10-2012, 22:30
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bad example
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seriously, you had it coming.
the only fault i place on the father is not bludgeoning you more.
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i'm not as good as i once was, but i'm as good once as i ever was~ toby keith
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11-10-2012, 22:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OctoberRust
Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.
and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".
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+1, I am not really in "the know" with the Eurodriver posts but this sounds like the most power bunk I have ever heard.
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10mm.......the original .40
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11-10-2012, 22:38
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Sarcasm Inc.
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Father -1
Tard - 0
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11-10-2012, 22:58
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Dude, you are DRAMA ON A STICK!
BTW.
Happy Birthday, Marine!!!!!!
Posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
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11-10-2012, 22:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Geeorge
Father -1
Tard - 0
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Sub-Tard at best.
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11-10-2012, 23:01
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i wish he broke your hands so you would't be able to type this crap out
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11-10-2012, 23:06
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Pics or it didn't happen.
You give Marines a bad name.
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MCSE, DCSE, A+
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place”. George Bernard Shaw
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11-10-2012, 23:10
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woo woo
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Best I've felt since the election.
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"You need a shotgun, man, it's got a good spread.
It's easy to load, doesn't have a lot of working parts...ya ain't gotta be that accurate, the further away you are the more **** you hit."
-B. Burr
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11-10-2012, 23:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCsilver
For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!
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Nah, but the Dad/Husband/ Puncher, welll.......
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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11-10-2012, 23:30
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There are some events that it is pratically criminal that no one records the event on video for posterity...
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I never talked to anyone who had to fire their gun who said "I wished I had the smaller gun and fewer rounds with me" Just because you find a hundred people who agree with you on the internet does not mean you're right.
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11-10-2012, 23:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Berto
Best I've felt since the election.
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Haha no doubt!
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