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11-10-2012, 20:43
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Got punched in the mouth today!!!
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.
Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!
So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.
That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.
Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!
Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??
Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.
"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"
Bam.
I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...
Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.
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Last edited by Eurodriver; 11-11-2012 at 17:06..
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11-10-2012, 20:48
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Aw sheet main
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Bless your heart. Life is really hard on you, isn't it.
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11-10-2012, 20:48
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Well good luck. Only thing worse than a punch to the teeth is a punch to the teeth and not scoring.
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11-10-2012, 20:49
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Epic.
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KEEP WORKING---millions on welfare depend on you!
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11-10-2012, 20:49
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Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
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11-10-2012, 20:55
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Probably wasn't the smartest reply. But you already knew that.
Any pics?
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11-10-2012, 20:56
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For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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11-10-2012, 20:57
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Really?? Why even post something asinine as this? Was she checking out your sweet benz after you paid the kids 15 bucks to key it for you? Wow. If its true, some things are better kept to yourself...
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Last edited by JDennis; 11-10-2012 at 20:58..
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11-10-2012, 21:02
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I'm disappointed that it wasn't by the sweet older lady you have the crush on.
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11-10-2012, 21:03
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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"Life is hard; its harder when you're stupid."-John Wayne.
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11-10-2012, 21:05
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I think the obvious lesson here is that under similar circumstances the correct response would be to say something such as "Could move to your left/right, please. You are hot but I am trying to check out your daughter." Then there is no confusion as to intentions.
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I never talked to anyone who had to fire their gun who said "I wished I had the smaller gun and fewer rounds with me" Just because you find a hundred people who agree with you on the internet does not mean you're right.
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11-10-2012, 21:05
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Was it worth the look? If so, do nothing and pay them another visit!
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11-10-2012, 21:07
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He's baaaaaaaaack.
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11-10-2012, 21:07
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Isn't that just a damn shame?
Wait, no, it's not.
Moron.
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11-10-2012, 21:12
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He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH
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11-10-2012, 21:12
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~ "Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!" ~
`Find a way to get some Pic`s!
Thanks for the interesting share... 
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11-10-2012, 21:14
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THE BRIGADE
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forget the story , so they were hot !!!!! how bout some pics , i know you took some lol .
dont let all the haters get ya down ,keep on pimping it 
finally no more bs politics threads and this thread shows we have recovered nicely .
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11-10-2012, 21:15
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No Free Rides!
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For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!
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11-10-2012, 21:16
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Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.
and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".
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11-10-2012, 21:19
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Facebook links?
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11-10-2012, 21:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...
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Call the cops??
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11-10-2012, 21:23
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I like Macs
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It's like a train wreck.
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I'm so much cooler online.
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11-10-2012, 21:24
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Also, good job getting your ass kicked by some random dude.
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11-10-2012, 21:27
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My daughters would wash your mouth out with buckshot, even though they are half and a quarter your target age. You're lucky to be alive, ****o.
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But you know I don't give a light, I'm gunna make out alright, I got a sweetheart hand to put a stop to all this b****in' and moanin'.
Last edited by Angry Fist; 11-10-2012 at 21:34..
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11-10-2012, 21:27
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 , and now you're waiting for a response from the daughter
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