Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance. Particularly in the Hair & Make-up applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.
In addition, Wife 1.0 un-installed several valuable programs, such as Bar-Maid 8 and Hot Food 3.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as, PMS X, Trashman 6 and Honey Do List Maker 7.5.
Spontaneity 4 no longer runs and Fallatio 8.0 crashes the system.
I've tried running Ex-Girlfriend 2.5 to fix these problems, but that only made it worse.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind that Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Wife 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command:
C:/IDOCAREABOUTYOURFEELINGS to start Conversation 8.2.
WARNING: Conversation 8.2 will install Emotions 6.5. This is Open Source software. Read the Terms of Service carefully before you begin installation.
If Conversation 8.2 works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the restoration program and Make-Up Sex 7 should be available.
If Conversation 8.2 fails to correct the issue, you may need to purchase additional upgrades, such as Jewelry 2.0 and/or Flowers 3.5 then retry.
CAUTION: Porn Pro is not recommended for use with Wife 1.0 and increases the risk of virus and infection from mal-ware applications.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law. This is not a supported application and will void your Wife 1.0 warranty.
Good luck, Tech Support
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Last edited by Trew2Life; 10-07-2012 at 07:45..