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10-05-2012, 07:15
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#26
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Juris Glocktor
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Originally Posted by Kingarthurhk
It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
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They would have to figure out how first. 
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-05-2012, 08:07
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Gotta love this story. I sent out a copy of it to all officers in the county last night. Hopefully the day shift guys got a smile when they logged onto their MDC's this morning. 
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10-05-2012, 08:40
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Haven't laughed so hard in months... thanks for the page 1 comments all 
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10-05-2012, 09:34
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#29
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Semper Paratus
Join Date: Mar 2001
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He looks like "The Fist Of Goodness"
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Well when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting for the red cross...Inspector H. Callahan
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10-05-2012, 09:55
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I'm so glad yall think this **** is so ****ing funny.
I was just trying to help.
Jesus Christ.
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10-05-2012, 10:39
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#31
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Lifetime Newbie
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Wisconsin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jastroud
I am amazed at the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit.
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I'm amazed at the structural integrity of the playground she's on... 
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10-05-2012, 11:13
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#32
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Location: Tuktoyaktuk
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Anyone know if there's a sworn with the last name Gordon in Petoskey????
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10-05-2012, 11:33
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#33
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10-05-2012, 11:35
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10-05-2012, 12:08
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#35
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It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
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What in the hell is wrong with you?! Here I just sit down with a cup of coffee and now I'm choking to death on the liquid. Laughing, gagging and drinking coffee at the same time is not good. Not good at all!
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10-05-2012, 16:16
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#36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Morris
What in the hell is wrong with you?! Here I just sit down with a cup of coffee and now I'm choking to death on the liquid. Laughing, gagging and drinking coffee at the same time is not good. Not good at all!
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After swallowing take a deep breath and count backwards from 100. 
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10-05-2012, 17:03
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Bamboozled
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
He looks like "The Fist Of Goodness"
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Maybe she likes "the fist of goodness".......
For his crime fighting skills......
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Si vis pacem, para bellum
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10-05-2012, 17:27
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Street Person
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indigent
Maybe she likes "the fist of goodness".......
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That is just soooo wrong!
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Dear God, this is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard. It's got to rank right up there with CALEA. -Pepper45
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10-05-2012, 17:58
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jastroud
I am amazed at the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingarthurhk
It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
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There but for the Grace of God, and the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit....
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Originally Posted by lawman800
They would have to figure out how first. |
There's always that, too...
Randy
Last edited by steveksux; 10-05-2012 at 17:58..
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10-05-2012, 18:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indigent
Sigh........... This is what our society has become. Just effing great.
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Plus "Honey Boo Boo."
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10-05-2012, 18:51
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Bamboozled
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tx
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron
That is just soooo wrong!
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What? I'm just saying, maybe she likes him.......
Don't know what you were thinking.
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Si vis pacem, para bellum
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10-05-2012, 19:21
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Street Person
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indigent
What? I'm just saying, maybe she likes him.......
Don't know what you were thinking.
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There is 'like', then there is 'like', and then there is your version of 'like'.
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Dear God, this is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard. It's got to rank right up there with CALEA. -Pepper45
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10-05-2012, 19:51
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what?!?!?!?!?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by frizz
Plus "Honey Boo Boo."
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You know what, Frizz? That's not even funny! Damn you for giving this show credance........
I have to go take a long shower now, just to get the stench of this evil being that you mention off of me.......
For shame, my good sir; for shame....
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10-05-2012, 22:49
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Senior Member
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"official policy is to arrest the batman on sight"
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10-06-2012, 07:48
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#45
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GoDirectly2Jail
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10-06-2012, 09:15
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#46
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GD2J
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That one was good, but this one is the best. There are also sequels when he meets other super heroes and the Avengers.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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10-06-2012, 09:31
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Isaiah 53:4-9
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Not sequitor, but still funny:
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10-06-2012, 16:53
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Senior Member
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Location: Upstate SC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blueiron
Are you certain that it isn't body paint???
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If it were, I think we'd see her "wings" flapping.
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10-06-2012, 17:06
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#49
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jastroud
If it were, I think we'd see her "wings" flapping.
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This its funny wow some people are really stupid.
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10-06-2012, 17:07
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#50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ted1
This its funny wow some people are really stupid.
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Not your post jastroud the bat freaks.
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