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Old 10-05-2012, 07:15   #26
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It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
They would have to figure out how first.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:07   #27
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Gotta love this story. I sent out a copy of it to all officers in the county last night. Hopefully the day shift guys got a smile when they logged onto their MDC's this morning.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:40   #28
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Haven't laughed so hard in months... thanks for the page 1 comments all
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:34   #29
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He looks like "The Fist Of Goodness"
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:55   #30
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I'm so glad yall think this **** is so ****ing funny.



















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Old 10-05-2012, 10:39   #31
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I am amazed at the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit.
I'm amazed at the structural integrity of the playground she's on...
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:13   #32
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Anyone know if there's a sworn with the last name Gordon in Petoskey????
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:33   #33
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Apparently they now have an arch-nemesis.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Detro...57423504397864
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:35   #34
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Hahahahahaha, maybe a few!

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Petos...46816205408199

I'm dying here... Too f-in funny!
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Old 10-05-2012, 12:08   #35
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It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
What in the hell is wrong with you?! Here I just sit down with a cup of coffee and now I'm choking to death on the liquid. Laughing, gagging and drinking coffee at the same time is not good. Not good at all!
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Old 10-05-2012, 16:16   #36
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What in the hell is wrong with you?! Here I just sit down with a cup of coffee and now I'm choking to death on the liquid. Laughing, gagging and drinking coffee at the same time is not good. Not good at all!
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Old 10-05-2012, 17:03   #37
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He looks like "The Fist Of Goodness"
Maybe she likes "the fist of goodness".......




For his crime fighting skills......
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Old 10-05-2012, 17:27   #38
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Maybe she likes "the fist of goodness".......

That is just soooo wrong!



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Old 10-05-2012, 17:58   #39
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I am amazed at the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit.
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It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
There but for the Grace of God, and the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit....
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They would have to figure out how first.
There's always that, too...


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Old 10-05-2012, 18:19   #40
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Sigh........... This is what our society has become. Just effing great.
Plus "Honey Boo Boo."
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Old 10-05-2012, 18:51   #41
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What? I'm just saying, maybe she likes him.......


Don't know what you were thinking.
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Old 10-05-2012, 19:21   #42
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What? I'm just saying, maybe she likes him.......


Don't know what you were thinking.
There is 'like', then there is 'like', and then there is your version of 'like'.
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Old 10-05-2012, 19:51   #43
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Plus "Honey Boo Boo."
You know what, Frizz? That's not even funny! Damn you for giving this show credance........














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Old 10-05-2012, 22:49   #44
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:48   #45
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:15   #46
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That one was good, but this one is the best. There are also sequels when he meets other super heroes and the Avengers.

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Old 10-06-2012, 09:31   #47
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Not sequitor, but still funny:

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Old 10-06-2012, 16:53   #48
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Are you certain that it isn't body paint???

If it were, I think we'd see her "wings" flapping.
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Old 10-06-2012, 17:06   #49
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If it were, I think we'd see her "wings" flapping.
This its funny wow some people are really stupid.

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Old 10-06-2012, 17:07   #50
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Not your post jastroud the bat freaks.

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