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Old 10-04-2012, 16:47   #926
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Old 10-04-2012, 23:26   #927
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I've discovered that sitting down to pee in the middle of the night has two benefits: I get to catch a little nap and it's much easier than convincing my girlfriend that she's the one who peed on the floor in the night.
How long do you pee that you can nap while doing it?
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Old 10-05-2012, 16:10   #928
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How long do you pee that you can nap while doing it?
Well, I can tell you that I have done that. Sometimes when coming home dog tired I can sit on the porcelain throne, and wake up in the same position.
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Well, I can tell you that I have done that. Sometimes when coming home dog tired I can sit on the porcelain throne, and wake up in the same position.
I've done it myself, actually, though with a defecation, not a urination. Woke up and couldn't move--my legs went to sleep, too. That was, well, "interesting" to extricate myself from, lol.
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Old 10-05-2012, 16:19   #930
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I've done it myself, actually, though with a defecation, not a urination. Woke up and couldn't move--my legs went to sleep, too. That was, well, "interesting" to extricate myself from, lol.
When you do it at around fifty it is better when the seat is cushioned.
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When you do it at around fifty it is better when the seat is cushioned.
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Old 10-05-2012, 17:01   #933
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Seat diameter is important too.
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Seat diameter is important too.
True dat! I'm not a real big guy by any means (5'10", 200lbs), but damn, some seats seem to have been made for midgets or something!
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Old 10-05-2012, 18:59   #935
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True dat! I'm not a real big guy by any means (5'10", 200lbs), but damn, some seats seem to have been made for midgets or something!
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.

ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
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Old 10-05-2012, 19:03   #936
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How long do you pee that you can nap while doing it?
I don't know if I told you guys about my run in with the kidney stone and the surgery and general anesthesia I had for it, but I drink as much water as I can tolerate most days because I don't want to repeat it.

Six hours or so of holding it in combined with waking up out of a dead sleep makes for a long pee that is easy to nod back off in the middle of.
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Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.

ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
Ain't that the truth!

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I don't know if I told you guys about my run in with the kidney stone and the surgery and general anesthesia I had for it, but I drink as much water as I can tolerate most days because I don't want to repeat it.

Six hours or so of holding it in combined with waking up out of a dead sleep makes for a long pee that is easy to nod back off in the middle of.
I can believe it!
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Old 10-05-2012, 20:53   #938
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Cushioned ones are okay for feels weird.
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Old 10-05-2012, 22:47   #939
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Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.

ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
Hey, that owl was BEGGING for it. Did you see the way it was just STARING at my junk????? Freaky, man. Acting all innocent when I called It out. Who???????? Whattya mean who? YOU, m***********, why you starting at me? You want some of this? Say WHO one more time. Go ahead.

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Old 10-06-2012, 04:00   #940
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Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.

ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
oh man I had to laugh at the store while my gf is buying bra's right now lol
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I love the nature of the topics we discuss here.
While working at the riot unit I had a group of officers where we would always end up talking about poop, no matter where we started. Reminds me of that.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:57   #943
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oh man I had to laugh at the store while my gf is buying bra's right now lol
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While working at the riot unit I had a group of officers where we would always end up talking about poop, no matter where we started. Reminds me of that.
I heard Germans were into poop... but didn't know that about Austrians.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:11   #944
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Good call. My wife likes to repaint rooms on occasion. I can be the paint-dryer-watcher-dude.
Mine does that too. At least she consults about colors first.
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While working at the riot unit I had a group of officers where we would always end up talking about poop, no matter where we started. Reminds me of that.
I'm pretty good at turning any conversation with anyone into a poop conversation.

The look of realization on some cute little college coed's face when she realizes she just talked about poop in class is priceless.
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I'm pretty good at turning any conversation with anyone into a poop conversation.

The look of realization on some cute little college coed's face when she realizes she just talked about poop in class is priceless.
I remember a certain photo album of yours that ended in a picture of the crap you took in a famous location.
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Old 10-06-2012, 20:26   #947
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Hola! ¿Qué está pasando?

¿Qué pasa con el hilo de rosca convirtiendo en una caca?
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Old 10-06-2012, 22:33   #948
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:18   #949
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I remember a certain photo album of yours that ended in a picture of the crap you took in a famous location.
I don't think the crap was at a famous location. I just stuck it in there to give everyone who looked at the album some perspective on life.
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I tried to steer the thread back around, but here we are discussing crap in Spanish and French.
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