Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
This is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew.
Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard
and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day,
85 degrees downhill,
around a curve at 900 yards
with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone.
They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot.
It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.
Last edited by Mrs Glockrunner; 11-02-2012 at 07:42..