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_The_Shadow · 07-07-2012, 09:05

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I remember sometime back one of our subs was trying to bounce a 10mm off a jap fishing vessel, but the targeting was disturbed by some unseen intersecting seismic annomolies...they blamed the sub for hitting th jap boat and sinking it.

We got lucky on that one too!

ChuteTheMall · 07-07-2012, 09:09

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I remember sometime back one of our subs was trying to bounce a 10mm off a jap fishing vessel, but the targeting was disturbed by some unseen intersecting seismic annomolies...they blamed the sub for hitting th jap boat and sinking it.

We got lucky on that one too!

The insurance company had a gecko on board that ship.
The shock wave of the 10mm turned him into Godzilla and the rest is Japanese cinematic history.

**Tazz10m** · 07-07-2012, 11:15

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... and the K27, K219, and K728 are ONLY the 10mm-induced Soviet disasters of which SOME indication has leaked out of the old Soviet system. The Dungeon Historical Research Division has firmly established the destructiveness of the 10mm in destroying the MIC strategic bomber, the KEY ballistic missle sub, and the MOUSE experimental main battle tank.

Many Dungeon types suffered sobriety to bring us this information.

That's right... that's exactly right. WE brought down the Soviet Union. They can lie about it all they want, but facts remain. Ha! Let them try to explain how we are taking away all their hottest women!

Oh, and the Dungeon types suffer sobriety because they never learned to "turn it on and off" (or "off and on" as the case may, could, or should be,) like a light switch.

countrygun · 07-07-2012, 11:21

A point I would like to bring up for consideration. Since we now have the 10mm as a reality, I think we can streamline our vernacular and make communications mor efficient if we simply adopt the habit of referring to all other handgun cartridges as "Experimental" as in "There is the 10mm and then their are the experiments"

_The_Shadow · 07-07-2012, 12:09

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I remember sometime back one of our subs was trying to bounce a 10mm off a jap fishing vessel, but the targeting was disturbed by some unseen intersecting seismic annomolies...they blamed the sub for hitting th jap boat and sinking it.

We got lucky on that one too!

It was determined that the intersecting seismic annomolies were the result of two mating HumpBack Whales that simultaneously orgasmed...No one could have corrected for such a biological whale experience!

The biological aftermath of material in the water could have spawned the Godzilla creature???...

VN350X10 · 07-07-2012, 18:14

We can run a set of jumper cables if we need to....
TARDIS is avaliable & standing by. Been using it's refrigeration unit all past week......it's been a tad warm here on the North end of the Lagoon.

uncle

VN350X10 · 07-11-2012, 20:59

has the heat melted everybody ?

I haven't even seen anybody by the Lagoon Bar all week......

or are we OUT of "N"Sweat Lager ??

samurairabbi · 07-11-2012, 21:24

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has the heat melted everybody ?

I haven't even seen anybody by the Lagoon Bar all week......

or are we OUT of "N"Sweat Lager ??

The brutal weather has indeed taken its toll. A significant portion of the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry has shifted to the underground range, to take advantage of the cooler underground venue. Fortunately, the libation feed lines to the range were able to carry the full logistics load of keeping the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) fully supplied per contract specifications. Now that the brutal heat has eased off, we anticipate a steady 10-Ringer migration back to the traditional Lagoon party hangouts.

countrygun · 07-11-2012, 22:25

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The brutal weather has indeed taken its toll. A significant portion of the standard-issue 10-Ring raucous inebriated debauched revelry has shifted to the underground range, to take advantage of the cooler underground venue. Fortunately, the libation feed lines to the range were able to carry the full logistics load of keeping the inebriated 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) fully supplied per contract specifications. Now that the brutal heat has eased off, we anticipate a steady 10-Ringer migration back to the traditional Lagoon party hangouts.

Well I am glad to see that 10-ringers have a good use for an underground range rather than firing 10mms. Remember the that last time that was done and the earthquake panic started? sending out all of the warnings needed to prevent such a thing again would drastically cut into revenues, hence into the libations budget and with summer upon us that would be unconscionable.

samurairabbi · 07-11-2012, 22:33

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Well I am glad to see that 10-ringers have a good use for an underground range rather than firing 10mms. Remember the that last time that was done and the earthquake panic started? sending out all of the warnings needed to prevent such a thing again would drastically cut into revenues, hence into the libations budget and with summer upon us that would be unconscionable.

All true, but ya gotta admit it is a hoot to touch off an occasional full-power 10mm round and then watch all the common-rabble-9-and-40 types freak out with their "sky is falling" shtick because they think the shock means the world is ending. Such entertainment is precious, and is perhaps worth an occasional logistics hiccup to experience (pardon my heresy about logistics hiccups).

_The_Shadow · 07-12-2012, 09:51

I am suffering from all the heat and a mirage of the horizon was getting blurry, however recent rains have cooled things down slightly...I need to increase my hydration libations intake! Pass me a N Sweat please!

countrygun · 07-12-2012, 11:34

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All true, but ya gotta admit it is a hoot to touch off an occasional full-power 10mm round and then watch all the common-rabble-9-and-40 types freak out with their "sky is falling" shtick because they think the shock means the world is ending. Such entertainment is precious, and is perhaps worth an occasional logistics hiccup to experience (pardon my heresy about logistics hiccups).

Last time I went up into the hills for a little practice some nervous nellie (probably a .40 shooter) heard me and felt the concussion and the next thing I knew I got an Air National Guard flyover, it was cool

samurairabbi · 07-12-2012, 12:39

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I am suffering from all the heat and a mirage of the horizon was getting blurry, however recent rains have cooled things down slightly...I need to increase my hydration libations intake! Pass me a N Sweat please!

The 10-Ring Medical Center assures us that N-Sweat is superior to water for hydration. Water, while useful, cannot replace electrolytes lost in the perspiration process. This conclusion is based on research we will get around to doing sometime when we feel like it.

countrygun · 07-12-2012, 13:02

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The 10-Ring Medical Center assures us that N-Sweat is superior to water for hydration. Water, while useful, cannot replace electrolytes lost in the perspiration process. This conclusion is based on research we will get around to doing sometime when we feel like it.

Not to mention that water does nothing to supply carbohydrates. Heat can affect the digestive system and make it terribly inefficient. Carbs in liquid form are more easily digested. So called "Sports Drinks" that brag about "0-carbs" are doing a great disservice and may be causing folks to actually starve to death. N-Sweat should be considered a "hoursderve" in a glass. And we all know you can make a meal of hoursderves if you eat enough of them.

samurairabbi · 07-12-2012, 13:07

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Not to mention that water does nothing to supply carbohydrates. Heat can affect the digestive system and make it terribly inefficient. Carbs in liquid form are more easily digested. So called "Sports Drinks" that brag about "0-carbs" are doing a great disservice and may be causing folks to actually starve to death. N-Sweat should be considered a "hoursderve" in a glass. And we all know you can make a meal of hoursderves if you eat enough of them.

... and I'll bet you subscribe to the guy-belief that beer is liquid bread!

countrygun · 07-12-2012, 13:15

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... and I'll bet you subscribe to the guy-belief that beer is liquid bread!

Well, in my younger days we did refer to Bud Light as "The wonderbread of beers- all full of air with no substance"

_The_Shadow · 07-12-2012, 15:52

Well make me a N Sweat Po-Boy! That's what us cajun's call an foot long hoursderve!

( @ ) ( @ )

VN350X10 · 07-12-2012, 18:23

not sure WHY so many are affected by the heat. Uncle's real-time, pay-the-taxes job involves welding in a steel fabricating shop, so the only folks I have any sympathy for are those who work in foundries. (we make their equipment !)

But I do make sure that there is a sufficient supply on "N"Sweat Lager avaliable !

ChuteTheMall · 07-12-2012, 18:41

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And we all know you can make a meal of hoursderves if you eat enough of them.

horse ovaries & prairie oysters

VN350X10 · 07-12-2012, 18:48

this might be a GREAT time to start a new diet......

VN350X10 · 07-12-2012, 18:49

Might even try the "nuts & berries" routine for a while.....

_The_Shadow · 07-12-2012, 21:05

Ya'll can keep the "horse ovaries & prairie oysters", "nuts & berries"
I'll take couple dozen grilled oysters, boiled crabs, shrimp or crawfish, just remember in louisiana we live to eat!

About the heat

...I used to be a fireman, we went in when other were coming out!