[Mrs Glockrunner]

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier
said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman
about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as
she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring to my
credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a
little clearer!

[jph02]