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Old 05-13-2012, 20:12   #101
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One time I seen a girl's swimsuit fall off.

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Old 05-13-2012, 20:30   #102
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The common belief is that the Titanic sunk when it hit an iceberg. The real story was that the ship's captain, Bubba, was overheard saying, "Hold my beer and watch this...".
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Old 05-13-2012, 20:49   #103
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Old 05-13-2012, 20:52   #104
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The slingshot was first used in battle by the Pics at the Battle of Edinburgh in 1372
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Old 05-13-2012, 21:02   #105
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Whiskey was invented to make sure the Irish would never rule the world.
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There's more truth in that than you know
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Old 05-13-2012, 21:12   #107
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The slingshot was first used in battle by the Pics at the Battle of Edinburgh in 1372
Shot by men in skirts drinking whisky

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Old 05-13-2012, 21:15   #108
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Dragoon44 and Fred Flintstone both worked at the Slate Rock and Gravel Company, but not at the same time.
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Old 05-13-2012, 21:21   #109
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Once, on the Earth, there existed a people who conquered almost all lands they beheld. these people were the "Romans". They were a mighty and powerful people. Power has its darkside and they eventually slipped into debauchery, sadism, and their society declined. As karmic punishment for their misdeeds and errant ways, and to prevent them from ever rising to such lofty heights again, they were turned into Italians.
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Whiskey was invented to make sure the Irish would never rule the world.
Rum was invented to make sure Jamaicans would never WANT to rule the world.
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Old 05-13-2012, 21:46   #113
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Albert Einstein invented LSD. It helped him develop the theory of relativity. The US gov. killed him because of it.
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Old 05-13-2012, 21:47   #114
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We need to give more of it to "Paddy" O'Bama.
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After he was President, Harry S. Truman coached the Boston Celtics.
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Old 05-13-2012, 22:07   #116
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Old 05-13-2012, 22:30   #117
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Prior to being admitted to the union as a state, North Carolina was named South Virginia.
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Rubber boots were originally sold as formal footwear and were popular in DC as a means to keep ones socks smelling better. Farmers adopted them only after seeing how effective they were at protecting feet from malodors.. Once farmers started wearing them rubber boots fell out of fashion in high society, although they were briefly replaced by hip waders. Soon those in DC became accustomed to the smell of business in that town and footwear fashion returned to highly polished pieces of dead animals.





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Old 05-13-2012, 22:48   #119
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Abraham Lincoln was afflicted with a bad case of laryngitis prior to giving the Gettysburg Address. He was forced to lip-sync the speech, which was actually delivered by actor John Wilkes Booth hidden beneath the stage.

Once Booth learned that Lincon was about to reveal the truth years later, he took matters into his own hands.
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Old 05-13-2012, 22:48   #120
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While Hillary ran for president a few years ago, “El Pollo Loco” offered a “Hillary Clinton Combo.”

Two small breasts, two large thighs & a right wing.
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Old 05-13-2012, 22:49   #121
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The German's kamikaze attacks on Pearl Harbor are what brought the south into the American civil war.
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Old 05-13-2012, 22:57   #122
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Our first president, George Washington, ran for the presidency unopposed because nobody had the nerve to run against him. No one felt they were good enough to run against a guy that already had a U.S. state named after him.
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Old 05-13-2012, 23:11   #123
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It was not a conspiracy that killed JFK, but the wrath of a scorned lover.

Once Marilyn Monroe learned that JFK was ending their torrid love affair, she hired Lee Harvey Oswald to settle the score for her.

She was so distraught once she reallzed what she had done, she took her own life.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:34   #124
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Alexander the great stopped expanding his empire the border of India when offered a bowl of curry. He promptly ran for the nearest bathroom and hasn't been seen since. Some say he's still in there. Surely he'll have it all out some day soon.
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Old 05-14-2012, 02:18   #125
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