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05-13-2012, 08:49
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#76
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Originally Posted by NeverMore1701
James Yeager is a hero and true American treasure.
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Couldn keep a straight face when you typed that, could you? 
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Originally Posted by oISHUTupNrocKIo
He's actually wrong, after 8-9 shots with a 9mm bullet, you actually get a text on your phone saying "You are being shot at by a 9mm, don't worry, just ignore him and walk away."
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05-13-2012, 09:17
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#77
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Abraham Lincoln was an early believer in womens rights and an environmentalist. In his day it was all the fashion for women to wear constrictive corsets. these garments were made with whalebone ribs in them called "staves". they were quite uncomfortable and designed soley to make a womans figure more appealing to men.
One day a group of femminists met with Lincoln and demanded that he join their cause in outlawing this barbaric practice. He heartly joined in a chorus of their battle cry "Free the Staves". Unfortunately, a reporter covering the event tragically misheard or misspelled a word and the result was a great misunderstanding in American history.
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Last edited by countrygun; 05-13-2012 at 09:35..
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05-13-2012, 09:27
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#78
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Tactical Cat
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Originally Posted by Ford302Glock21
Obama became the champion of the middle class citizens and ended this country's long history of fake, dishonest, crooked millionaire politicians with shady personal agendas.
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And Obama is a love child of the rev. Jesse Jackson!
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Sent from a Komatsu on a big pile of dirt.
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05-13-2012, 09:29
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#79
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Originally Posted by raven11
During glock manufacturing the plastic resin is injected with pig fat to help the steel slide over the plastic frame more smoothly
Also giving glocks a distinctive pig nose look
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Maybe they should have just used pig iron.
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05-13-2012, 09:29
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#80
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Tactical Cat
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Originally Posted by countrygun
Abraham Lincoln was an early believer in womens rights and an environmentalist. In his day it was all the fashion for women to wear constrictive corsets. these garments were made with whalebone ribs in them called "staves". they were quite uncomfortable and designed soley to make a womans figure more appealing to men.
One day a group of femminists met with Lincoln and demanded that he join their cause in outlawing this barbaric practice. He heartly joined in a chorus of their battle cry "Free the Staves". Unfortunately, a reporter covering the even tragically misheard or misspelled a word and the result was a great misunderstanding in American history.
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Sent from a Komatsu on a big pile of dirt.
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05-13-2012, 09:33
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#81
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Obama was born in Kenya (I really can't take credit for writing that one, seems to me I read it somewhere)
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05-13-2012, 09:39
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#82
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Tactical Cat
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Originally Posted by HiddenEyes
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I'm still laughing
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05-13-2012, 11:32
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The United States will elect a president who is a communist revolutionary with ties to domestic terrorists/murderers who will work to destroy American economy, influence, power and freedom.
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05-13-2012, 14:46
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#84
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The Queen Mary, while being used as a troop transport, narrowly avoid cutting an escort destroyer in two by using a secret bow lift device which raised the bow and allowed the escort ship to scoot out of the way.
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Stoicism is nothing to get excited about....
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05-13-2012, 15:05
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#85
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wavetrain75
The United States will elect a president who is a communist revolutionary with ties to domestic terrorists/murderers who will work to destroy American economy, influence, power and freedom.
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You are supposed to make up something that isn't really true.
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05-13-2012, 15:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by janice6
You are supposed to make up something that isn't really true.
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We're not completely screwed.
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The United States of America: 1776-2012. You will be missed, but not forgotten.
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05-13-2012, 16:01
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#87
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2032:President Bill Maher signs a bill that outlaws man/woman marriage. They are now civil unions.
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05-13-2012, 16:47
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#88
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Tagged. Epic, this will be.... 
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But you know I don't give a light, I'm gunna make out alright, I got a sweetheart hand to put a stop to all this b****in' and moanin'.
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05-13-2012, 17:33
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#89
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wrenrj1
Chuck Norris is really a woman.
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I am going in to hiding because of my statement...Chuck is PO'd.
I bought a missile silo to hide in. Geez, let that one out...
Mr. John Smith
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We are told by our government NOT to judge Muslims by the actions of a few crazies. We are also told by this same government TO judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few crazies.
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05-13-2012, 17:46
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#90
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I discovered the Americas !
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05-13-2012, 17:47
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Jiffy Pop was invented in 1873
Melted butter was not invented until the following year
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05-13-2012, 17:49
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#92
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I am really D.B. Cooper.
I have proof!!
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05-13-2012, 18:07
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#93
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dango
I discovered the Americas !
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I'll vouch for this, I received a twitter when it happened...
Mr. John Smith
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We are told by our government NOT to judge Muslims by the actions of a few crazies. We are also told by this same government TO judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few crazies.
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05-13-2012, 18:59
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#94
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The Titanic didn't really hit an iceberg. One of the passengers had a negligent discharge with their Glock 20.
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05-13-2012, 19:18
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Powell
The Queen Mary, while being used as a troop transport, narrowly avoid cutting an escort destroyer in two by using a secret bow lift device which raised the bow and allowed the escort ship to scoot out of the way.
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Your entry is only MARGINALLY untrue! The Queen Mary, DID cut apart the Royal Navy cruiser Curacowa on a troopship run.
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05-13-2012, 19:37
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#96
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CLM Number 120
Mr. CISSP, CISA
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I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
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One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.
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05-13-2012, 19:39
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Anti-Obama
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Marco Polo took spaghetti to China, and they called it Lo Mein.
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05-13-2012, 19:42
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#98
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An old, old memory. I remembered it as being an escort destroyer. gimme a break, I'm old. I remember she didn't get an escort for the crossing cause she didn't need it. She picked it up close to shore.
As I remember it someone zigged when they should have zagged.
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05-13-2012, 19:45
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goin' broke
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Tupac Shakur was murdered in Las Vegas.
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05-13-2012, 19:56
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#100
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I do remember the claymore was invented in Scotland. It was initially clay and more. They took a clay pot, a chamber pot if they wanted to engage in biological warfare, and partially filled it with some old Chinese fireworks propellant they found. They finished filling it with rocks and some wax to hold it all in place. In the wax they wrote "Point this end toward them bloody Englishmen."
They invented a high speed fuse by having some idiot blow a burning ember through a reed, right into that fireworks propellant.
I understand they named a sword after it later.
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