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Old 05-13-2012, 09:33   #81
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Obama was born in Kenya (I really can't take credit for writing that one, seems to me I read it somewhere)
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Old 05-13-2012, 09:39   #82
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Old 05-13-2012, 11:32   #83
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The United States will elect a president who is a communist revolutionary with ties to domestic terrorists/murderers who will work to destroy American economy, influence, power and freedom.

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Old 05-13-2012, 14:46   #84
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The Queen Mary, while being used as a troop transport, narrowly avoid cutting an escort destroyer in two by using a secret bow lift device which raised the bow and allowed the escort ship to scoot out of the way.
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Old 05-13-2012, 15:05   #85
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The United States will elect a president who is a communist revolutionary with ties to domestic terrorists/murderers who will work to destroy American economy, influence, power and freedom.


You are supposed to make up something that isn't really true.
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Old 05-13-2012, 15:34   #86
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You are supposed to make up something that isn't really true.
We're not completely screwed.
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Old 05-13-2012, 16:01   #87
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2032:President Bill Maher signs a bill that outlaws man/woman marriage. They are now civil unions.
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Old 05-13-2012, 16:47   #88
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Tagged. Epic, this will be....
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Old 05-13-2012, 17:33   #89
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Chuck Norris is really a woman.
I am going in to hiding because of my statement...Chuck is PO'd.

I bought a missile silo to hide in. Geez, let that one out...

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Old 05-13-2012, 17:46   #90
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I discovered the Americas !
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Jiffy Pop was invented in 1873

Melted butter was not invented until the following year
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Old 05-13-2012, 17:49   #92
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I am really D.B. Cooper.
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I have proof!!

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Old 05-13-2012, 18:07   #93
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I discovered the Americas !
I'll vouch for this, I received a twitter when it happened...

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Old 05-13-2012, 18:59   #94
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The Titanic didn't really hit an iceberg. One of the passengers had a negligent discharge with their Glock 20.
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Old 05-13-2012, 19:18   #95
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The Queen Mary, while being used as a troop transport, narrowly avoid cutting an escort destroyer in two by using a secret bow lift device which raised the bow and allowed the escort ship to scoot out of the way.
Your entry is only MARGINALLY untrue! The Queen Mary, DID cut apart the Royal Navy cruiser Curacowa on a troopship run.
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Old 05-13-2012, 19:37   #96
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Old 05-13-2012, 19:42   #98
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An old, old memory. I remembered it as being an escort destroyer. gimme a break, I'm old. I remember she didn't get an escort for the crossing cause she didn't need it. She picked it up close to shore.

As I remember it someone zigged when they should have zagged.
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Old 05-13-2012, 19:45   #99
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Tupac Shakur was murdered in Las Vegas.
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Old 05-13-2012, 19:56   #100
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I do remember the claymore was invented in Scotland. It was initially clay and more. They took a clay pot, a chamber pot if they wanted to engage in biological warfare, and partially filled it with some old Chinese fireworks propellant they found. They finished filling it with rocks and some wax to hold it all in place. In the wax they wrote "Point this end toward them bloody Englishmen."

They invented a high speed fuse by having some idiot blow a burning ember through a reed, right into that fireworks propellant.

I understand they named a sword after it later.
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